http://i.imgur.com/jKTZz5E.jpg
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link
want that image on a wedgwood bone china set
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
when i was 23, i collected as many "have you seen me" postcard ads with the plan of making a dress with them
― clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
Smirk of the Maddie suspect: Police release e-fits of mystery man and promise 'revelation' on TV tonight
Each image shows the man with an intense stare and a hint of a smile Detectives say he may speak German and be aged between 20 and 40 Suspect also has short brown hair, is medium height and is clean-shaven He was seen near the McCanns’ holiday flat on the night Madeleine vanished
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
The two computer e-fits of the prime suspect were composed from statements and descriptions given by two members of the Smith family.
Martin Smith — holidaying with wife Mary, daughter Aoife, son Peter plus other family members — said the girl was three or four and in a deep sleep.
The man was carrying her along the middle of a deserted side street in an uncomfortable position with her head slumped against him.
She had pale “typically British” skin, blonde shoulder-length hair and wore light coloured or pink pyjamas — like those Madeleine was wearing that night.
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
Kate came in for particular criticism. Caroline Bainbridge wrote that she was not mumsy enough, was too attractive, too thin, too well-dressed, too intense, too controlled, did not cry enough. The media referred to her old nickname, "Hot Lips Healy," because she had partied at university.[122] Cristina Odone wrote: "Kate McCann is guilty. Madeleine's mother has been charged with looking composed and controlled, pretty and slim. ... It's not murder, but it's a crime: robbing the public of what it wants.[123] Nicola Goc saw in the treatment of Kate elements of the Death of Azaria Chamberlain in Australia in 1980, where the baby's mother, Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, was deemed to have responded to her child's disappearance inappropriately, and as a result spent three years in prison for a murder that had not occurred.[124]
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
Her light-hearted attitude to her studies is illustrated, friends say, by the yearbook entry written by her colleagues at Dundee.
It reads: "Kate 'Scouser' Healy-chops 'ferried' over from Merseyside five years ago and rapidly became the most prominent member of the H.G. Girlies.
"Renowned for frequently indulging in alcoholic binges and 'dance till you drop' nocturnal activities, she immediately led the rest of her fellow colleagues astray.
"Hot Lips Healy maintained a consistent Friday night appearance in the Union throughout the whole of first year."
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
let's be sincere briefly nakhers
where would you rank 'the media', insofar as it can be ideated in unitary terms, among the various institutional evils of neocommerce
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
how does neocommerce differ from paleocommerce?
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
paleocommerce more of a barter thing iirc, less complex, less institutionalised debt. idrk
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
sure but then what you are talking about is not very new, it would include heart's street teaming for the cuban american war as much as murdoch's staunch moral advocacy of the iraq war
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
Is okcupid paleocommerce?
― clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
OkCupid facilitates friendships as well as heterosexual and homosexual relationships.
In February 2011, OkCupid was acquired by IAC/InterActiveCorp, operators of Match.com, for $50 million.[14] Editorial posts from 2010 by an OkCupid founder criticizing Match.com and pay-dating as exploiting users and as "fundamentally broken" were removed from the OkCupid blog at the same time.[15]
Match.com is owned by IAC.[2]
AC/InterActiveCorp (also known as IAC) is an American internet company with over 50 brands across 40 countries headquartered in New York City.[1] The Chairman and Senior Executive is Barry Diller,[2][3] who was previously head of Paramount Pictures, Fox Broadcasting, and USA Broadcasting.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/IAC_night_jeh.jpg/544px-IAC_night_jeh.jpg
IAC building
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
nah it's pure advertising. emanations from the invisible hand. so neo it hurts
ah nakhy how am I gonna cope with you xing my p like that
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
there's a tendency by leftists to overstate the importance of 'the media' as an evil force when the function of evil media conglomerates like ac/interactivecorp in facilitating unpleasant things is probably not as decisive as its epiphenomenal obviousness would suggest, but then they spend every day checking the websites of associated newspapers and rather less time reading shareholder reports by lockheed martin or glaxo or whatever
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
Electus is a production studio founded by Ben Silverman (former co-chairman of NBC Entertainment and chief executive officer of Reveille) and financed by Barry Diller’s IAC/InterActiveCorp in 2009.[1]
Electus projects include:
YouTube official food channel HUNGRY
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUNTjeWonZE
Health Bars
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
great work by rusbridger leading with this maddy shit though, let's hope all the 20-40 year olds in portugal in 2007 come forward now
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
'medium build, medium height and clean shaven'
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Helder_Postiga.JPG
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
What is I Love AFL?
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/1b/e8144bf486ec7d47543651a6efe/_h0_w628_m6_otrue_lfalse.jpg
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
every day a sun writer suffers is a good day
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
we should give em the benefit of the doubt imo, they may have blown the case wide open
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
wonder if this is the same person who writes the jokes on the frankie boyle page; construction, quality & targets all pretty similar
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
Main Madeleine McCann suspect who died four years ago was an African immigrant who should have been deported but received Presidential pardon
The suspect was from Cape Verde off the coast of Africa, a Portuguese paper reported The 40-year-old was an employee at the Ocean Club in Praia da Luz He died in a tractor accident back in 2009 according to Correio da Manha He was identified as the main suspect following mobile phone tests The report says Portuguese police believe he may have killed Madeleine
By Mail Foreign Service
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
can we have the money shot line again please nakhers
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
fuck it, I'll do the honours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyHN4ABVas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVknaLcOMtw
this is gonna be 20 minutes well-spent
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUTpMNIhrE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
4:11 until about 4:45 of the first video I posted is a profoundly psychedelic experience & should be an Autechre video
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
tractors on public highways are some dogshit, they're either trundling along while being too cumbersome to overtake easily on narrow rural roads or else they are actually going at a normal car speed which is just ridiculous
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
5:13 until 6:30 equally beautiful
are u a driver nakh
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
yeah of cars not tractors though
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
List of ilxors most likely to have driven a tractor
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
interesting xp
oh I've driven a tractor, I was like 7
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
drove it straight into a hedge & was subsequently not allowed to drive a tractor
most likely to be a regular tractor driver - idk If Assholes Could Fly maybe
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
5:30-5:50 in the second video is that vintage laurel & hardy shit
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
otm re tractors on roads nakh
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
Obv i will have had driven tractors but not no more
deems i was going to offer 1/4 odds on you having driven a tractor, 6/4 inebriated while doing so
― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
no suggestion the latter would be on public roads though......
I dont imagine ive driven a tractor since i started drinking
And dont think it was ever on the road, tho maybe btwn the fields, strictly out the gate and over the road, even then i wouldnt be party to that shit
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
The aul fella is considering a contract offer to run a couple fishing boats out of cape verde, he tells me. i'll have him keep an eye out if it works out.
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link
I work on a farm but I'm inside doing science not outside doing farming
Wouldn't mess with the tractor guys tho, they dgaf. Like the other day the head of our division had deigned to visit us and almost got clipped by this dude rattling along in a tractor like "OUTTA MY WAY B1TCH I'M IN A TRACTOR" and when Dr bigwig moved aside the dude gave him another mouthful for good measure. And instead of pulling a "do you know who you're talking to" the guy's like yes sir, sorry sir.
There was probably an email went round the next week "could all field staff please ensure that they drive considerately" lol
― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:16 (ten years ago) link
Drove a tractor when I was about 6, a distant cousin was a farmer. Same experience as Louis, I gave the wheel a spin and he had to lock hard to get it away from the ditch. I also fell out the door later cos it wasn't closed properly. Safe times on the Irish farm.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:32 (ten years ago) link
congratulations to the paranoid fraternity who have got some contrived nexus of exfiltration involving maddy into the autocomplete results for the president of the european commission
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link
http://manaed.rainbowcreative.co.nz/images/manaed/products/congratulations_you_did_it.jpg
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 February 2014 04:07 (ten years ago) link
A pensioner who manufactured fake detectors which he claimed could locate ivory, bombs and even help find missing Madeleine McCann, has been jailed for three and a half years
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 04:59 (nine years ago) link
The woman who was this week unveiled as one of the trolls accused of targeting internet abuse at Madeleine McCann's parents has been found dead in a Leicestershire hotel.
Brenda Leyland, 63, was identified as one of the people posting online hate messages aimed at the McCanns, whose daughter disappeared during a family holiday to Portugal in 2007.
Leicestershire Police were called to a hotel in Smith Way, Grove Park in Enderby, Leicester today. A spokeswoman said the death was not being treated as suspicious.
The incident comes just days after she was exposed by Sky News reporter Martin Brunt as being one of the people behind an online campaign of vitriol.
Mrs Leyland was tracked down to her house in Burton Overy, Leicestershire by the crime correspondent and confronted about her online activities.
It was revealed that, using the Twitter handle @sweepyface, Mrs Leyland posted dozens of messages attacking the family.
Footage of the encounter was aired on Thursday. The following day, it was reported that Mrs Leyland had fled her Leicestershire home.
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― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
Gotcha!
― The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:06 (nine years ago) link
sweepyface:http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/dogs/81436d1308748776-pet-picture-gallery-puppies-feeding-outside.jpg
― sarahell, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/rank_total
Leaderboard
UK & Ireland Overall
In All Categories Points1 McCanns are guilty McCanns are guilty 908,4882 smeagin smeagin 752,2943 Dr Frank Dr Frank 665,7454 ksea ksea 516,227
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
This undated photo provided by the Santa Cruz Police Department shows missing Madyson "Maddy" Middleton, from Santa Cruz, Calif. Madyson Middleton was last seen Sunday afternoon, July 26, 2015, riding a scooter outside the Tannery Arts Center in Santa Cruz, a beach town along the Northern California coast. The 4-foot-tall, a 50-pound child, has long brown hair, which was pulled to the side in a braid, and dark eyes. She was wearing a purple dress, black leggings, black flip-flops and a black helmet when she vanished. (Courtesy of Santa Cruz Police Department via AP)
― sarahell, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
Broken-hearted and disappointed, SCPD has concluded the search for Madyson Middleton.
On July 27, 2015, at approximately 7:55 PM, Santa Cruz Police Detectives with FBI Agents discovered a body in a dumpster at the Tannery Arts Center complex, 1030 River Street. While the Coroner’s Office will be responsible to confirm the identity, we are absolutely heartbroken to announce that the body appears to be that of 8 year old Madyson Middleton.The investigation led to the arrest of a 15 year old male suspect at the Tannery Arts Center complex. Detectives have sealed off a residence at the complex and are obtaining a search warrant for the apartment. Detectives will process the crime scene for evidence throughout the night.
Everyone associated with this case worked tirelessly in the hopes of bringing Maddy home safely.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/FamousBirthdays/status/598110381819580416
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
haaa
― twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link
how did u stumble across this particular piece of seemingly autogenerated content
― twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/search?q=to%3Amadeleinemccann%20you&src=typd
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAH you doubted me and I was straight fire otm
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
u asked if maddy had a twitter account
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
there are obviously plenty of seo daytripper maddy accounts
I asked if anyone tweeted to maddy!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link
there's a possibility she could be alive in which case she is only a few months away from being able to hold her own twitter account legally
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
i am sure that is the case
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary GlitterA: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?A: Both are flown to England in boxes.Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common? A: Both lost in EuropeQ: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded.Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?A: Not Maddie, lol.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?A: The jokes will get old.Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toasterA: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamenQ: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?A: A boomerang always comes back.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?A: Madeleine McCann.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?A: A cheap Christmas.Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?A: They both did it.Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?A: Not Maddie. LOL..Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:23 (eight years ago) link
Renault Megane joke missing.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:26 (eight years ago) link
maddy and lee rigby
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:47 (eight years ago) link
carhandle @carhandle 24 Mar 2015
Stobart fight back against extremism with a truck named after Lee Rigby (they've also got a Madeleine McCann one)
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link
maddy rigby picks up the coffee near the church where a sinkhole has been
― imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link
a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair
Of course, Nakh was right all along.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 June 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
separate witnesses right all along morelike
also, due process! due process!
if it was the german guy i half expect the government to start manufacturing spitfires again
― imago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link