Reveal Your Uncool Conservative Beliefs Here

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i like christmas trees & christmas decorations

marcos, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link

Discussion of things on the internet is a bad thing

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

i like christmas trees & christmas decorations

― marcos, Monday, December 11, 2017 11:32 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too. i have a gaudy decorated corner of my office cubicle and everything

-_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

markets + money are the best solution to the problem of allocating limited resources to people who don't agree on how they should be allocated

people who are critical of capitalism are often just bad at it

the late great, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

After discovering Lil Pump:

1) Where are this boy's parents?
2) How is everybody involved with his career not being charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor?
3) Where is the system?

I guess I could have had the same thoughts re: Lil Wayne back in the '90s, but I was not-yet-old-enough then to have those type of thoughts.

naus, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 07:07 (six years ago) link

Poor Lil Pump. Another aspiring young artist cut down by the scourge of fentanyl. Will his senseless death finally be what it takes to spur us to action. Thoughts and... Wait, what's that you say? Wrong guy? They made another one?

how's life, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:27 (six years ago) link

I believe Juanita Broadderick 100% and the people on the left who see complications there are fucking cowardly enablers

President Keyes, Sunday, 17 December 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link

your mom is hot

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

markets + money are the best solution to the problem of allocating limited resources to people who don't agree on how they should be allocated

people who are critical of capitalism are often just bad at it

― the late great, Monday, December 11, 2017 7:54 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these i both totally agree with fwiw but i don't think they're actually conservative! lol

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link

it's cool that the only 2 good ilx threads this year are 'Post a controvesial opinion' and this one imo

flopson, Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

my conservative belief is that this thread is actually bad

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link

that's a sign that it is good

flopson, Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link

your mom is hot

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map)

the true conservative belief is "your 12 year old daughter is hot"

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link

rolling explaining conservatism however, is bad

flopson, Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link

that's a sign that it is good

― flopson, Saturday, December 16, 2017 9:52 PM (thirty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reflexive counterintuition is the most conservative thing itt

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:53 (six years ago) link

nothing conservative about challops

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 December 2017 04:18 (six years ago) link

Flopsotm

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 December 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link

this thread is good but it's bad for you like eclairs

Mordy, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

some foods are just better with butter, and attempts to equate "contemporary" culinary attempts using butter substitutes to the deliciousness of the butter-y versions feel like a misuse of affirmative action

sarahell, Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

insert "cultured" butter pun

the late great, Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

people who are critical of capitalism are often just bad at it

― the late great, Monday, December 11, 2017 7:54 PM

bro didn't you have a trust fund

clouds, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

a trust fund is for sure the best way to be good at capitalism

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link

So if I'm "bad" at "Capitalism" I'm just SOL basically?

brimstead, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

lol i have no trust fund, not sure where you got that idea

the late great, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

you’re not SOL brimstead, have a growth mindset, get better at it

the late great, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

There's other things you can do but whinging that capitalism doesn't suit u is prob not one of the most constructive of those things

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

god will you stop advocating armed insurrection?

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

v few ppl really take part in capitalism in a way which cld be assessed, unless you count that itself as being bad at capitalism, which is imo unsound

ogmor, Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link

I aM bAd at cApiTaliSM

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 December 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link

I prefer being bad at basketball to being bad at capitalism cos then all that happens is I miss wide open jumpers instead of winding up bankrupt

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 04:41 (six years ago) link

b-b-b-but what about yr jump shot!?!?!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:05 (six years ago) link

I'll just be an enforcer and foul Durant 6 times a game

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:20 (six years ago) link

cool, here's 3.7 mill per year for you

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:25 (six years ago) link

that's it? fuck it I'm going into hedge funds

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link

into hedge funds vs into geodes

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link

I hate the word empathy. Especially when it is used by social justice oriented k-12 educators, as in, “schools should teach kids empathy,” as if this alone would be enough to teach them moral reasoning. Empathy is a totally subjective and even narcissistic basis for morality. The idea is that you should care about someone because you also can understand and feel their pain, not because they just are a person with equal rights and dignity.

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

The general principle of trying to see things from other people’s perspectives is A+ classic, but the term “empathy” has taken on a weird sanctimoniousness. I also think it shouldn’t be conflated with morality because it doesn’t necedsarily lead one to make better decisions.

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

Also rightly or wrongly I associate the term with teachers who idly speculate that disruptive students are sociopaths.

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

This made me remember that I had a teacher in HS that gave us 5 extra points on any test as long as we wrong the definition of empathy at the bottom of it. He was big into the empathy.

Jeff, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

it's weird how quickly empathy for people who annoy us evaporates

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

Yeah it appeals to a certain kind of soft authoritarian teacher. It’s not enough for the kids to do the right things; they have to feel the right way about it.

n.b. I couldn’t cut it as an educator in a high needs school and left the profession so my ideas on this topic shouldn’t be yaken too seriously.

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

xp Jeffrey

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

ha I would go the other way and say morality is the more troubling sanctimonious term and empathy is all you need, but I get what you're saying & writing ppl off as sociopaths is ofc not all that empathetic

ogmor, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

imho people should be taught morality and empathy as concepts in the same way they are taught logic and the water cycle. the social contract, government and economics, and basic games stem from that, history is the evidence base, and by age 19 people should be able to explain in multiple ways why mutually assured destruction didn’t come to pass

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

tbf have u ever truly have an h.o.? i say this as someone who similarly never has so no judgement.

Mordy, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

h.o.?

.oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

why is teaching morality and empathy an uncool conservative opinion?

those are good things to teach children

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

Toms had lots of h.oes iirv

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

Iirc

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link


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