The English salute their Australian cousins upon their return to the fold of Civilized nations

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Tory MP Douglas Carswell said Mr Abbott's victory should inspire his UK counterparts.

"Abbott's views are throughly (sic) modern. He seems to have seen through global warming fad, wants less government and is pro Anglosphere," he wrote on Twitter.

As the numbers stand, eight minor party senators from separate groups, some of them virtually unknown entities with no track record and no known policies, will be given the power to decide whether or not each government bill should be passed.

They include Wayne Dropulich, a gridiron-playing engineer who is likely to win election as a senator from Western Australia. His Australian Sports Party has no policies other than advocating lots of sport, and won just 0.22 per cent of the vote. But with preferences from other small parties, he is likely to get a Senate quota ahead of the second Labor candidate, who had 12.33 per cent.

Wayne Dropkick

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Important! The "Corpse of extra terrestrial just found in Siberia." link that is going around is a scam that will cause the link to be posted to your wall. Don't click on it.

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To keep South Australia free of fruit fly, there are quarantine restrictions on the movement of fruit and vegetables into the State - both produce carried by travellers and on commercially imported produce.

It is important that quarantine restrictions on movement of fruit and vegetables are strictly observed as outbreaks of fruit fly only occur if maggot-infested fruit is brought into the State.

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The Daily Mail Australia to launch online in 2014

Mark Britt, CEO, Mi9 and Martin Clarke, Publisher, MailOnline, have announced that Mi9 and dmg media, parent company of MailOnline, have agreed to form a joint venture to bring the Daily Mail website to Australia in early 2014.

DMG's radio interests in australia now owned by lachlan murdoch

wheels within fucken wheels

A tourist who fell into Melbourne's Port Phillip Bay, Australia while browsing Facebook on her phone has been rescued, authorities have revealed.

The woman was walking along the bay while checking her Facebook feeds, when she fell off the pier into the cold water.

A witness called for help and police rushed to rescue the woman, who was found flailing around in the water, about 20 metres (65 feet) from the pier.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tourist-distracted-by-facebook-falls-off-pier-1429458

It was the second time in a few weeks that Mr Abbott has attacked his political oppponents using a Nazi reference. Last month he angered the Jewish community when he said the Labour party was responsible for a “holocaust” of job losses in the defence sector

Paul Waugh ‏@paulwaugh 49m49 minutes ago

Not *all* polls are wrong. I’m told Tories' Crosby/Textor private polls pointed to 300+ seats on Tues, spiking to 316+ on Weds #evepollsurge
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sir lynton crosb, knight of the realm of anglo-australian reactionary relations

Tory MP Douglas Carswell

In Australia, Crosby and his longtime business partner and collaborator Mark Textor also honed their electoral technique of “wedge politics”: finding an issue that can be exploited to split off an opponent’s traditional supporters. With typical shrewdness and ruthlessness, Crosby identified the surge of Scottish nationalism in recent years as a wedge that could be used against Labour, both in Scotland and in England.

Crosby has a keen, almost flirtatious, appreciation of smaller parties that undermine his clients’ main opponents. When Jenny Jones was the Green party candidate for mayor of London in 2012, she remembers: “We were shut up together in green rooms from time to time. He gave me a couple of pieces of [unsolicited] advice – he said I should move my campaign to the left.”

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/08/lynton-crosby-wedge-politics-general-election-tories

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#auspol a rich seam

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