You had sex with your Mom. No, I didn't. Oh, wait...yes I did. Crap.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
(George) Try not to act dumb. (Lennie) Okay. oh, crap. (George) Bam!
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link
― bradthomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago) link
Jesus, look at all the vampires on my lawn. I'll just hang out here until they eventually kill me.
― bradthomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
42.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
Absinthe, whores, fuck, cunt, whores, VD, absinthe, Paris, absinthe, whores, pubic hair, absinthe, what? whores, whores, boredom, let's go fuck some whores, absinthe.
― josh schulman, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link
I can't seem to finish my next book, but I still teach kids to write anyway. Adultery creates, and eventually solves, all of my problems.
― ipe, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link
Rand's the dragon. Now, here's Lamgwin, Reene, Selande, Carlinya, Wil, Lir, Darlin, Melaine, Gedwin, Renaille, Bela and Else. Are they important? Read and Find Out.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link
The colonists' diseases ravaged the natives as those back home annihilated themselves. "Who wants a hot dog?" Where are the Martians, Daddy? In the pool.
― trvolk, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
I'm Pip. Who's my benefactor. Is she Havisham? No, the ex-con. I love Estella. She uses me for twisted games. Life's easier when you're poor.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link
Marley: Boo. Ebenezer: You're bad meat. Marley: You'll see.Past: You weren't happy. Present: You aren't happy. Future: You're dead. Ebenezer: Sorry, Timmy! Happy Christmas.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago) link
The flu kills almost everyone but God won't stop there. The antichrist learns the hard way that idiot savants shouldn't run a nuclear weapons program.
― ipe, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link
I'm naked on a cliff. I'm expelled, get a dead end job, rape a woman, become successful. I blow up a building, marry my victim.
― Jeanette V, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link
We're from a collective. But we're not part of it now. We mean, I'm not. I? Yes, I. I don't like collectives anymore. Yay, ego!
― Jeanette V, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link
Atlas Shrugged:
Who is John Galt? I don't know. Oh, now I do. He's destroying the world. I will help. Now it's gone. We're very happy together.
We the Living:
Lenin sucks. I love a man. Then I have sex with another man. The first guy is abusive. The second guy dies. I die, too.
― Jeanette V, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link
My dog got rabies. Bang.
― Scott L, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link
I'm innocent. Bang.
― Scott L, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link
Oh look, Nanotech! Big Bang.
― Scott L, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago) link
Bang! Daddy!
― trvolk, Sunday, 29 February 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link
I love your books. Write me one. Trying to leave, huh? Bang.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link
Boy, this is a good movie. Canadians are scary. Don't do drugs.
― Brado, Sunday, 29 February 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link
-Gabriel Garcia Marquez
― mike phelan, Sunday, 29 February 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link
Young man moves to the boondocks and finds it nice and quiet. Thisdiscovery has influenced millions around the world. Rather insightful. Nosex.
― AjD, Sunday, 29 February 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link
Vegas ahead. We have drugs. We do them. This race sucks. This town is degenerate. The sixties were cool. Cops are silly. Going home.
― nil, Sunday, 29 February 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago) link
Three Russian sisters want to go to Moscow. They don't go.
― D.Nash, Sunday, 29 February 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link
(David Copperfield)
Girl is born, loses parents, finds nice man and big house to clean. Watches as red tape strangles youth and beauty.
(Bleak House)
― jefu, Sunday, 29 February 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago) link
There are seven anarchists. Oh, wait, six of them are policemen trying to find the other six. One of them is God.
― Ethan Struby, Sunday, 29 February 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago) link
I'm über-powerful. sex. wed perfection but don't know her. sex. 'misplace' billions. sex. killer where? sex. what’s pain? lets shoots hand. nothing more to live for.
(I’m taking one of the unused words for my quota)
― Liz C, Sunday, 29 February 2004 05:54 (twenty years ago) link
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
― ashley jade, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link
(Joyce - Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man)
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago) link
I'm homeless, I've got one leg, whoops, now both are shit. I'm a detective, I've got a son, whoops, now I don't. Who's writing this?
(Beckett - Molloy)
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:35 (twenty years ago) link
(Don DeLillo - White Noise)
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago) link
"Barney's Version", Mordecai Richler
― antifreez, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link
(Phillip K. Dick - Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?)
And yes, I have memorized all of the commercials on Wave 103 in GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY. Kill me now.
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago) link
(Philip Roth - THE HUMAN STAIN)
I'm going to stop now...
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago) link
(a novel by PKDick)
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:04 (twenty years ago) link
Desade- "justine or Good Conduct Well Chastised'
― Bill Me, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link
Turner Diaries
― ozzy mandias, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Grady Little, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago) link
The Sea of Fertility, tetralogy (4 books, sorry), Yukio Mishima
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Xenocide, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:48 (twenty years ago) link
Although it seemed terrrible at the time, we survivors, who are still sane and solvent, actually amassed a lot of poignant anecdotes while in Vietnam.
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:14 (twenty years ago) link
― mwerp, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:21 (twenty years ago) link
neocon junta steals american election, stages false flag op, declares war on everybody, suspends the constitution, people are disappeared -- oh wait, it can happen here.
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:29 (twenty years ago) link
The story of genesis - conjured in dulcet prose. Satan is imbued with such humanity that one is tempted to root for him. I did. Pity.
― Jake jeckle, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:44 (twenty years ago) link