(Don DeLillo - White Noise)
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago) link
"Barney's Version", Mordecai Richler
― antifreez, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link
(Phillip K. Dick - Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?)
And yes, I have memorized all of the commercials on Wave 103 in GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY. Kill me now.
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago) link
(Philip Roth - THE HUMAN STAIN)
I'm going to stop now...
― Chris Conroy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago) link
(a novel by PKDick)
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:04 (twenty years ago) link
Desade- "justine or Good Conduct Well Chastised'
― Bill Me, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago) link
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link
Turner Diaries
― ozzy mandias, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Grady Little, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago) link
The Sea of Fertility, tetralogy (4 books, sorry), Yukio Mishima
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Xenocide, Sunday, 29 February 2004 07:48 (twenty years ago) link
Although it seemed terrrible at the time, we survivors, who are still sane and solvent, actually amassed a lot of poignant anecdotes while in Vietnam.
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:14 (twenty years ago) link
― mwerp, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:21 (twenty years ago) link
neocon junta steals american election, stages false flag op, declares war on everybody, suspends the constitution, people are disappeared -- oh wait, it can happen here.
― vi2pr8r, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:29 (twenty years ago) link
The story of genesis - conjured in dulcet prose. Satan is imbued with such humanity that one is tempted to root for him. I did. Pity.
― Jake jeckle, Sunday, 29 February 2004 08:44 (twenty years ago) link
When one is going to Heaven, one gives not a shit about other people.
― SRH (Skrik), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
Lots of guys fight for 10 years over a girl that isn't theirs. Arrogance is brought to heel.
The Odyssey
Guy takes 10 years to return from fight over girl before he comes home to his wife. She's unusually understanding.
The Aeneid
W3 R0M^NS ARE L33T T00!! AND 0UR B1TCH3S R0CK!!
Hamlet
My family's fucked up. I'll pretend to be crazy, lull them into a false sense of security and kill them.
― pyramid termite, Sunday, 29 February 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link
You might want to read the ingredients on that package of sausage....
Christine, by Steven King
When automobiles attack....
The Iliad, by Homer
Long boats trips, many battles. Man, the woman had best be awake when I get home.
― Jack Cluth, Sunday, 29 February 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Greg, Sunday, 29 February 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago) link
Three can keep a secret if two are dead. Well, shit, I guess not. Live and learn.
― Greg, Sunday, 29 February 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link
Rum running; more than a job, it's an adventure. If I die, I guess my wife can support herself as a prostitute.
― Greg, Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
Middlemarch
― nmhiggins, Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link
Boy goes to school, marries hussy, she throws pig genitals at him, they divorce, he falls in love. Incest babies kill themselves. Sad.
― Sofi, Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link
Boy goes to school, marries hussy, she throws pig genitals at him, they divorce, he falls in love with COUSIN. Incest babies kill themselves. Sad.
― Sofi, Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link
Group of kids and a fat kid get stranded. Find a counch. Go crazy and kill a pig. Then killed the fat kid.
― Mike Lawson, Sunday, 29 February 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
(Waiting For Godot - alright, its a play not a novel.)
"Going down." "Lobby. Pagans, Philosophers, The Unlucky.""Basement. Icky People.""SubBasement. Really Icky People."SubSubBasement. Seriously Icky People."... "Bottom. All out. Elevator up over there."
(The Inferno. Dante Alighieri)
― jefu, Sunday, 29 February 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
I'm not gay, but I like to kiss women. Some say I hate my life, but in reality I'm just far too melodramatic. (Except Virginia.)
― Martin Bourqui, Sunday, 29 February 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link
(High Fidelity - Nick Hornby)Film adaptation is pretty good, John Cusack is loveable.
― John Papamarko, Sunday, 29 February 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link
I just realized this is an anagram of Tyrone Slothrop.
I would NEVER have noticed. that was brilliant. utterly brilliant.
― sara, Sunday, 29 February 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
I can't think of anything to write, so I'll isolate myself on a beach. No, still can't write. Apart from this waffle.
― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 29 February 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
― John G, Sunday, 29 February 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link
Teens beat, steal and rape. Teen gets caught. Brainwashing ensues. Violent teens are now cops. Unbrainwashing ensues. Violence = bad. Choosing violence = good. Milk = good.
=s are not words.
― Khet, Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago) link
(The Blue Castle, L.M. Montgomery)
― a bree (abreebb), Sunday, 29 February 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link
Weird dream; thought we killed someone last night. We did. Friend with funny name will talk. Must kill friend first.
― Greg, Monday, 1 March 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Buzz Dixon, Monday, 1 March 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link
You are a reader who only ever gets to read the first chapter of ten books. It's infuriating but you do get laid.
― jj, Monday, 1 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link
lee shoots up bug powder, shoots wife, goes to tangier, gets hooked on opiates/black centipede meat,friends worry but love his book. GAY SEX!
― Jonathan Brown, Monday, 1 March 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link
Martians kick our asses but then get a cold and die.
― Toby H., Monday, 1 March 2004 03:22 (twenty years ago) link
I won your stupid prize... No you didn't (50 years later) ok you did.
― Toby H., Monday, 1 March 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago) link
Isn't cutting-edge technology wonderful?! Wait, that shouldn't be happening ... FUCK!
I'm sure glad I survived - If only we'd respected nature.― est, Monday, 1 March 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago) link
― est, Monday, 1 March 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago) link
― trvolk, Monday, 1 March 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago) link
― dipshit, Monday, 1 March 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago) link
I'm poor. Let's rob and kill a pawnbroker who sucks. Yay, for murder! Let's go insane and confess. Yay Siberia!
― StephenV, Monday, 1 March 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link
Book 1 - The GunslingerRoland follows guy through desert. Massacres a town. Finds boy. Drops boy off bridge. Finally meets guy on beach
Book 2 - The Drawing of the ThreeCrabs eat his fingers. Walks up the beach and finds "portal doors": out of which come an ex-junkie dude (after a gunfight), a black schizo chick in a wheelchair who wants to kill whitey. Schizo turns normal.
Book 3 - The Waste LandsCripple chick gets raped, boy that fell off the bridge hops out of a hole in the ground. They kill a robot bear. "Stairway to Heaven" will get you crucified in this town. Suicidal robot train wants to derail.
Book 4 - Wizard and GlassWelcome to Kansas. Hi it's me RF. Flash back. Roland had sex once. He and some buds killed a bunch of thugs and a witch. Roland's chick dies. He goes home and kills his mom by accident.
Book 5 - Wolves of the CallaRobots are stealing kid's IQs. Cripple chick is pregnant. You are told to go read Salem's Lot. They kill a bunch of robots and the cripple chick runs off to a cave with a portal door.
― StephenV, Monday, 1 March 2004 05:36 (twenty years ago) link
― StephenV, Monday, 1 March 2004 05:59 (twenty years ago) link
Suave European pedophile tries to convince us he's human, while providing his very particular view of 50s America. Sharp wit, unreliable narrator, sick love story.
― adammmmmm, Monday, 1 March 2004 07:23 (twenty years ago) link
- almost every Haruki Murakami novel ever.
also:>>Musical prodigy receives all sorts of erudite training growing up, becomes leader of civilized world, plays best game ever, retires, imagines other lives, and dies. <<
I give up! What is this one?
― verbminx, Monday, 1 March 2004 09:12 (twenty years ago) link