Wow, damn good cookie!
― Not That Chuck, Monday, 1 March 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago) link
>>any of Michael Crichton's non-medical books:>>Isn't cutting-edge technology wonderful?! Wait, that shouldn't be happening ... FUCK!>>I'm sure glad I survived - If only we'd respected nature.
So true, so very, very true
Brighton Rock:
Man is dead. Whodunnit? Him! Oh, damn. So, nice weather we've been having then? Horse races, razor blades, being poor sucks, oh look a cliff.
― Jamsque, Monday, 1 March 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link
American historian and French babe break secret codes, hustle through Europe, search for Holy Grail. Did you know that Jesus and Mary Magdalene got hitched?
― Matt Kuzma, Monday, 1 March 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Drew M., Monday, 1 March 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
World reknowned smart guy is killed, hero called. Langdon wakes up, runs around with smart EuroBabe, visits tourist attractions, is betrayed, then resolves ancient conspiracy.
― Drew M., Monday, 1 March 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
The Wizard of OZ
― Mike Tong, Monday, 1 March 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link
Willy: My boys are great.Biff: No pop, we are dime a dozen.Willy kills himself.
― Fred Pilcher, Monday, 1 March 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link
Alien comes to earth, becomes a drunk, gets blinded.
― Jason Sapp (jaso), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago) link
We lost the Antichrist. He's a normal boy. Agents from Hell and Heaven are friends. Subtle message: society sucks.
― hao2lian, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
There's an annoying government, but apart from that nothing important happens at all.
― icannotthinkofagoodusername, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Jake Jeckle, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Casey Abell, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago) link
retarded guy named George and normal guy named Lenny make friends and get jobs, retarded guy kills someone normal guy kills retarded guy. good stuff.
― Laura S, Monday, 1 March 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
Girl and embodied soul flee "Lady Macbeth" Mum, meet parallel boy. Help ambitious Dad defeat God. Fall in love, much symbolism, split up, many tears.
― dominic2, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link
Brit meets weird foreign guy at airshow. Brit hires foreign guy to fix aeroplane engines. Turns out he's Jesus. Planes work great. Everybody dies celibate.
― Mean Old Man, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
In a car with a redneck with ADHD, smoke reefer, go to mexico, find sluts, go home.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
Herion is good, no wait, it's bad. Wait. It's good, or maybe it's a lifestyle choice. No wait, young boys are better.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link
Boy, Victorian and Edwardian society is strict. A Cottage and cradle robbing are thrown into the mix, and rich mingle with the poor a little.
― Lizzy, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link
Holocaust, nurse, ship, Palestine, Jews, Arabs suck, British suck. Hero gets girl.
The Haj, Leon Uris
Arabs suck, Muslims suck, and suck and suck and suck. Hero goes nuts.
― john grace, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link
Gambling, sex, and Johnny Depp are cool. But drugs are better.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
"Honey, wouldn't life be easier if you were more intelligent, if I actually wanted kids, if we had a modicum of courage and if Ike wasn't ruling the country?"
― Muiris, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link
"I am clearly smarter than you. Eat my dust."
― Micheal, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link
Three guys seek Mexican gold. Hardship, privation and bandits. There is much mutual suspicion. In the end greed brings about robbery and betrayal. Protagonist dies.
― Daniel J, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
Seymour skips own wedding. Disgruntled family of bride wind up at best man's apartment. Lots of alcohol served. While they recover, Seymour and bride elope.
― Daniel J, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Jon V, Monday, 1 March 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
Hesse, the glass bead game; sometimes also called Magister Ludi.
― vi2pr8r, Monday, 1 March 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link
Genius kid passes out on floor; inside joke. Family members (?) are weird. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Zzzz.
― hao2lian, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link
Humanity vs Entropy. Entropy wins, mostly.
― w, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link
Dirty old man is murdered; it's one of his three sons! Hoorah, Aloysha!
― Greg K, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link
While logging, a man’s younger, college-educated, pot-smoking half-brother sleeps with his wife. It sure rains a lot in Oregon.
― Greg K, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link
No, Dad, I don't want to join the family business.Oh no, Dad's dead. Think I'll kill everyone who ever fucked with the family buisness.
― David Nolan (David N.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― aeon, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago) link
Hal, tennis prodigy, tries to speak; gibberish emerges. And but so what happened? No clue. Something to do with a lethally entertaining movie. And drugs.
― Glenn Davis, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link
I have no sense of humor. My ceaseless self-pity causes me to orchestrate my own death. Trick ending available for despairing fans.
― Jean C, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:01 (twenty years ago) link
Little evil man and portly elite man are one and the same.
― joli j, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link
Help girl. Get sucked into mysterious underworld of London. Meet insane angel. Kill it. Earn ability go home. Home sucks, go underground again.
― 5th Earth, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago) link
Honest young sailor betrayed and abandoned. Finds treasure, becomes rich and powerful. Plots ingenious ways to avenge his misfortune, succeeds. Finds love, contentment and happiness.
― Adam V, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link
Nothing happens. Twice.
― Mark Butterfield, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link
About a guy whose's really a girl and has killed three family members before age of eight. Some comic interludes.
― Sally M, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:51 (twenty years ago) link
Slothrop's erections presages rocket arrivals, Germans love S&M, assorted other subplots.
― Succinct Heel, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link
The world, power, wealth, land, women are maayaa. A war for them is idiocy. Only a fool doesn't realise this. The wise do. I do.
― Ravisankar Ramadas, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
Da Vinci Code, by Dan BrownandAngels and Demons, by Dan Brownandprobably his other books, if he only uses this same template.
Academic consults on bizarre crime. Meets cutie. Uncovers huge conspiracy. Minor good guy is actually bad guy, and insane. No conspiracy after all. Ending fizzles.
― Ben Dover, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago) link
Local boy actually chosen one. Must harness powers (while going schizophrenic) before battle with ultimate evil. All women are grouchy. Only 10 books to go.
― Ben Dover, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link
Man walks five hundred miles for a roll in the hay.
― Pablo Max, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link
Crazy man brings weird message to publishers. Publishers invent a conspiracy to explain it, but everything is already a conspiracy. Blame everything on Knight's Templar.
― rev. cosmo, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Yontrop, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
2004
― CraigS, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link
Orphan finds that life is magical, but not all fun and games. In fact, it’s a downright pain at times. And sometimes quite terrifying.
― emerritous, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago) link
Leopold Bloom wanders around Dublin, reminisces, frets about Molly's adultery, eats, tries to make a buck, masturbates. Crosses paths with Stephen Dedalus. Molly masturbates. Yes!
― Glenn Davis, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Tim Hutari, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link