In a car with a redneck with ADHD, smoke reefer, go to mexico, find sluts, go home.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
Herion is good, no wait, it's bad. Wait. It's good, or maybe it's a lifestyle choice. No wait, young boys are better.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link
Boy, Victorian and Edwardian society is strict. A Cottage and cradle robbing are thrown into the mix, and rich mingle with the poor a little.
― Lizzy, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link
Holocaust, nurse, ship, Palestine, Jews, Arabs suck, British suck. Hero gets girl.
The Haj, Leon Uris
Arabs suck, Muslims suck, and suck and suck and suck. Hero goes nuts.
― john grace, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link
Gambling, sex, and Johnny Depp are cool. But drugs are better.
― The Dude, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
"Honey, wouldn't life be easier if you were more intelligent, if I actually wanted kids, if we had a modicum of courage and if Ike wasn't ruling the country?"
― Muiris, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link
"I am clearly smarter than you. Eat my dust."
― Micheal, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link
Three guys seek Mexican gold. Hardship, privation and bandits. There is much mutual suspicion. In the end greed brings about robbery and betrayal. Protagonist dies.
― Daniel J, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
Seymour skips own wedding. Disgruntled family of bride wind up at best man's apartment. Lots of alcohol served. While they recover, Seymour and bride elope.
― Daniel J, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Jon V, Monday, 1 March 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
Hesse, the glass bead game; sometimes also called Magister Ludi.
― vi2pr8r, Monday, 1 March 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link
Genius kid passes out on floor; inside joke. Family members (?) are weird. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Zzzz.
― hao2lian, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link
Humanity vs Entropy. Entropy wins, mostly.
― w, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link
Dirty old man is murdered; it's one of his three sons! Hoorah, Aloysha!
― Greg K, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link
While logging, a man’s younger, college-educated, pot-smoking half-brother sleeps with his wife. It sure rains a lot in Oregon.
― Greg K, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link
No, Dad, I don't want to join the family business.Oh no, Dad's dead. Think I'll kill everyone who ever fucked with the family buisness.
― David Nolan (David N.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― aeon, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago) link
Hal, tennis prodigy, tries to speak; gibberish emerges. And but so what happened? No clue. Something to do with a lethally entertaining movie. And drugs.
― Glenn Davis, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link
I have no sense of humor. My ceaseless self-pity causes me to orchestrate my own death. Trick ending available for despairing fans.
― Jean C, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:01 (twenty years ago) link
Little evil man and portly elite man are one and the same.
― joli j, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link
Help girl. Get sucked into mysterious underworld of London. Meet insane angel. Kill it. Earn ability go home. Home sucks, go underground again.
― 5th Earth, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago) link
Honest young sailor betrayed and abandoned. Finds treasure, becomes rich and powerful. Plots ingenious ways to avenge his misfortune, succeeds. Finds love, contentment and happiness.
― Adam V, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link
Nothing happens. Twice.
― Mark Butterfield, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link
About a guy whose's really a girl and has killed three family members before age of eight. Some comic interludes.
― Sally M, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:51 (twenty years ago) link
Slothrop's erections presages rocket arrivals, Germans love S&M, assorted other subplots.
― Succinct Heel, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link
The world, power, wealth, land, women are maayaa. A war for them is idiocy. Only a fool doesn't realise this. The wise do. I do.
― Ravisankar Ramadas, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
Da Vinci Code, by Dan BrownandAngels and Demons, by Dan Brownandprobably his other books, if he only uses this same template.
Academic consults on bizarre crime. Meets cutie. Uncovers huge conspiracy. Minor good guy is actually bad guy, and insane. No conspiracy after all. Ending fizzles.
― Ben Dover, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago) link
Local boy actually chosen one. Must harness powers (while going schizophrenic) before battle with ultimate evil. All women are grouchy. Only 10 books to go.
― Ben Dover, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link
Man walks five hundred miles for a roll in the hay.
― Pablo Max, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link
Crazy man brings weird message to publishers. Publishers invent a conspiracy to explain it, but everything is already a conspiracy. Blame everything on Knight's Templar.
― rev. cosmo, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Yontrop, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
2004
― CraigS, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link
Orphan finds that life is magical, but not all fun and games. In fact, it’s a downright pain at times. And sometimes quite terrifying.
― emerritous, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago) link
Leopold Bloom wanders around Dublin, reminisces, frets about Molly's adultery, eats, tries to make a buck, masturbates. Crosses paths with Stephen Dedalus. Molly masturbates. Yes!
― Glenn Davis, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Tim Hutari, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link
Young man damaged by war, hangs out with coal miners, farmers, prostitutes, yogis. Enlightenment ensues. Ex-girlfriend still pissed.
― bob, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link
Self-conscious med student falls for waitress. Everyone knows she's going to use him, which she does. Repeatedly. He ends up happy, despite never going to Spain.
I'm Jean-Baptiste. Modern man: fornicates and reads the paper. I did too, now I'm conceited. Did I mention I let a woman drown? My bad.
― cunctipotent cunctator, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link
Think rebellious thoughts, drink, hide from TV, drink, snog [more dumb than revolutionary] redhead, drink, hate BB, drink, get rats on face, love BB, drink.
― Virginia McCarthy, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago) link
I am the boss. Do exactly as I say. Don’t think. Be good until I tell you to kill, then act like it didn’t happen.
― aha, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 04:27 (twenty years ago) link
I just don't get the doppelganger thing at all ...
― captain gay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link
:::?human experiment subject / concentration camp escapee singlehandedly challenges british dystopia; conscientiously objecting intuitive cop takes LSD to track him down; vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
― vi2pr8r, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago) link
Dad SUUUUUCKS! Grandpa sucks. These weird eater people suck. Being a resident sucks. My kid sucks. Thinks I suck. Acid sucks. This ending sucks.
― captain gay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 06:41 (twenty years ago) link
Witches covenent decides to kill all English children with cursed sweets that turn them into mice and kill them in mousetraps. Cursed mouse-boy recalls tale.
mouse-boy is one, hyphenated word. shut up. shut-up.
― Bog, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link
"Life is many days. This will end"
― B. Michael Payne (This Isnt That), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago) link
A Native Angeleno drives LA's freeways, experiences the City, recalls his past, finds true love (and himself), and reveals the metropolis's true nature.
― D. Winchell, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link
Thomas More blueskies a creepy, sixteenth-century Singapore, radically re-inventing society. (Later executed for conservative views.)
― Nigel Burke, Thursday, 4 March 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
Buggery by numbers
― Nigel Burke (Nigel Burke), Thursday, 4 March 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago) link
Winston Smith does his job. Listens to Will Young in the pub.Then appears on pilot for 'I'm a celebrity' doesn't get out.Gets very depresssed, can't trust anyone again. Julia was a bitch.
― manc_frank, Thursday, 4 March 2004 08:12 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/webwatch/
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 4 March 2004 11:31 (twenty years ago) link