The ship's surgeon was a spotty, unshaven little fake. So is everyone else. Wyatt kills Brown. Stanley brings down the house.
― Pavel Jerdanovitch, Friday, 5 March 2004 06:37 (twenty years ago) link
Karass, my ass! Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
― Tagggart Hodge, Friday, 5 March 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Pratt, Friday, 5 March 2004 08:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Illiteratti, Friday, 5 March 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Illiteratti, Friday, 5 March 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
― victor alisbani, Friday, 5 March 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago) link
Y'all are one serious buzzkill. I'm out.
― sixlayerkate, Friday, 5 March 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Illiteratti, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Alexandra, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link
--James Frey, A Million Little Pieces
― captain gay, Friday, 5 March 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago) link
Wouldn't you like to know!(Kafka, The Castle)
― captain gay, Friday, 5 March 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link
>> Wouldn't you like to know!>> (Kafka, The Castle)
I'm, like, sooo out of here.(Kafka, America)
― PuzzleMonkey, Saturday, 6 March 2004 11:26 (twenty years ago) link
Hamlet
― PuzzleMonkey (PuzzleMonkey), Saturday, 6 March 2004 11:42 (twenty years ago) link
Oedipus Rexby James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree (age 3)
― PuzzleMonkey (PuzzleMonkey), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago) link
The End.
― PuzzleMonkey (PuzzleMonkey), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago) link
ugly guy falls in love with beautiful lady. she turns him down. this goes on for years. eventually, the deserve each other.
― jimshon, Sunday, 7 March 2004 12:24 (twenty years ago) link
Monkey-faced mockney regurgitates cooking ideas established long ago by greater chefs, but is worshipped for saying "pukka" repeatedly. Sits back and waits for advertising deals.
― Pip Jones, Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
OR
a knyght ther waf, his sone, yeman, frere, monk, marchant, millere, nonne, doctour of phyfic, sergeant of lawe, and the refte, sharing smalltalk while traveling.
"a compaignye of sondry folk, by aventure yfalle in felaweshipe, and pilgrimes were they alle that toward Caunterbury wolden ryde . . . ech . . . telles tales tweye"
― vi2pr8r, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 07:45 (twenty years ago) link
Crap.My bitch's dead-ill goto the future so theres a story and get some shit answer and stay in the future
― shit head, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link
Does exactly what it says on the tin
― , Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link
Oi, wanker.
― Bill Shakes, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link
"Mostly Harmless." Earth is a supercomputer ruled by mice. Earth explodes but another is made. Repeatedly saving the universe, towels, time/galaxy travel, odd things.
― Eric, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago) link
― ScroobiousPip, Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago) link
― MaRcIo, Thursday, 11 March 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Cathryn (Cathryn), Friday, 12 March 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link
Screwing Elizabeth Taylor's gaping wounds in a wrecked automobile. Mmmmmm...
― E, Friday, 12 March 2004 11:37 (twenty years ago) link
Isn't being on the road fun? Actually, wait, it's kinda depressing.
― Eoin, Friday, 12 March 2004 11:38 (twenty years ago) link
1803. Tom runs away to live with homeless starving London prostitute. Goes to Eton and learns Greek. Starts taking opium. Dreams. Takes more, then less.
― nowyat, Saturday, 13 March 2004 05:41 (twenty years ago) link
(I have sinned by doing this. I think it should be FIFTY words... at a min.)
― nowyat, Saturday, 13 March 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Leo Green, Saturday, 13 March 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link
― frokeout, Saturday, 13 March 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Nani Sorai, Monday, 15 March 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link
SeabiscuitLaura HillenbrandP.S. This thread is FABU!
― Cindy Montano (www.montanodesigns.com), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
Poisonwood BibleBarbara Kingsolver
― Cindy Montano (www.montanodesigns.com), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link
I asked a friend what she thought of the movie, The Passion of The Christ. She said, "It was great! They should write a book about it."
― Cindy Montano (www.montanodesigns.com), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
The Old Man and the Sea
― JenniferB, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Marcy Renolds, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:00 (twenty years ago) link
Middlesex by Eugenides
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago) link
A Prayer for Owen Meaney by John Irving
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago) link
Lone wolf detective is turned on by scheming woman, helps her outwit queer, fatso and goon, then sends her to the chair anyway. Falcon worthless.
― Schwarz, Thursday, 18 March 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link
I don't want to work in advertising. I want to be a poet. No wait, actually I want pussy more. Okay, I'll work in advertising.
― Schwarz, Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link
Do you sit or stand to piss, Beer, Burning Sheep
― Chappo, Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago) link
Vicar gains divine power, uncovers massive cover-up/conspiracy. Dies. Comes back. Discovers best mate is evil. Beats him up. Gets shot. Loses power. Finally happy.
The Lord of the Rings:
Loads of malarkey over a bit of bling.
The Black Dahlia (James Ellroy):
Cop is obsessed with dead girl. Alienates everyone, ruins life. Discovers gardener did it. No, boss did it! No, daughter did it!! Everyone did it!!!
Dead Air (Iain Banks):
9-11. Shock Jock annoys everyone on air. Sleeps with gangsters wife. Gets beaten up. The end.
― Andy Macc, Thursday, 18 March 2004 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Simon Lane, Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link
― ..., Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
Man: Hello. Come in to my small Parisian apartment overlooking the river.Woman: I can't stay but a minute.Man: Come closer...take off your corset.Woman: You're pretty fresh, you are.Man: A kiss!Woman: Somebody might see!Man: We can go somewhere private.Woman: It's too far...my sister...Man: Cognac?Woman: I'm not thirsty.Man: Stupid thing! My treasure!Woman: You're tearing my chemise...oooh...Man: I love you! Let's screw!Woman: No! Oh, okay.
Later -Man: (weeping)Woman: What's your name again?
― writingstatic (writingstatic), Friday, 19 March 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
Meat. Meat. Eggs. Meat. Cheese. Meat. Meat. Fry-Up. Meat. Meat. Cheese. Cheese. Meat. Meat. Meat. Lard. Meat. Egg. Meat. Meat. Cheese. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat.
I know it's not a novel, but I coudn't resist.
― Alan Sircom, Friday, 19 March 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago) link
I had so much sex and drugs last night that now I’m depressed. Let’s go drive someplace. Whatever. Superficial is, like, SO my middle name.
― Alan Sircom, Friday, 19 March 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago) link
Jeffrey Eugenides - The Virgin Suicides Men spend their lives obsessing about women they didn't bang.
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago) link