Make a Kathy Reichs book title

Rules:
A. take a word the Cryptkeeper would say as a pun, combine it with a loan word from French.
or
B. take a phrase and change one of the nouns into Bones

if Michael Chabon books got turned into Reichs books:

Wonder Bones
Kavalier & DOA
The Yiddish Policemen's Bones
Gentlemen of the Bones

Bones Mot

bones zone