Pounded In The Butt By The Second Chuck Tingle Poll

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Full list of options as many will be cut off:

Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing -2016
This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass -2016
Feeling The Bern In My Butt -2016
Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination -2016
Space Raptor Butt Redemption -2016
Pounded In The Butt By My Irrational Bigoted Fear Of Humans Who Were Born As Unicorns Using A Human Restroom -2016
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'" -2016
Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats -2016
Schrodinger's Butt -2016
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union -2016
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union" -2016
Space Raptor Butt Ascension -2016
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All -2016
First Buckaroo Bill Pounded By The Handsome Living White House -2016
Stranger Pounds -2016
Pounded In The Butt By My Hugo Award Loss -2016
Kissed On The Weiner By My Own Weiner -2016
Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack -2016
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns -2016
Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle's Real Identity -2016
Slammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Election Day -2016
Chef Woolly Mammoth Eats My Butt -2016
Fake News, Real Boners -2016
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of The Year 2016 -2016
Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech -2016
Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him -2017
Butt Butt Land: Ryan Goslins And The City Of Butts -2017
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost -2017
Pounded By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Incorrectly Announced Best Picture Winner -2017
The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks And Portable Screen Slam My Butt While Also Allowing Me To Control My Game -2017
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial -2017
Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA -2017
Pounded In The Butt By My Second Hugo Award Nomination -2017
Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival -2017
I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt -2017
Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt -2017
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' -2017
Slammed By My Handsome Fidget Spinner -2017
Pounded In The Butt By Covfefe -2017
England's Ass Is Haunted By A Hung Parliament -2017
T-Rex Anal Workout -2017
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome -2017
Pounded In The Butt By The Fact That It Took Less Time For This Book To Be Written And Published Than The Entire Length Of Tony Scarymoochy’s Term As White House Communications Director -2017
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright -2017
Billionaire Elons Mugg Takes The Handsome Planet Mars In His Butt -2017
The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay -2017
Game Of Butts: The Pounds Of Winter -2017
Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer -2017
Sentient Fort Pauls Manofort Is Charged In The Butt While Tromp's Foreign Policy Advisor Georgie Papadop Admits He Lied About Hiding Inside -2017
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping -2017

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In Th 2
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union 2
Pounded In The Butt By Covfefe 1
Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack 1
England's Ass Is Haunted By A Hung Parliament 1
Space Raptor Butt Ascension 1
Kissed On The Weiner By My Own Weiner 1
Fake News, Real Boners 1
This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass 1
Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival 0
Pounded In The Butt By My Second Hugo Award Nomination 0
Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt 0
Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA 0
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial 0
The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks And Portable Screen Slam My Butt While Also Allowing Me To Control My Game 0
I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt 0
Slammed By My Handsome Fidget Spinner 0
Sentient Fort Pauls Manofort Is Charged In The Butt While Tromp's Foreign Policy Advisor Georgie Papadop Admits He Lied 0
Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer 0
Game Of Butts: The Pounds Of Winter 0
The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay 0
Billionaire Elons Mugg Takes The Handsome Planet Mars In His Butt 0
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright 0
Pounded In The Butt By The Fact That It Took Less Time For This Book To Be Written And Published Than The Entire Length 0
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome 0
T-Rex Anal Workout 0
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping 0
Pounded By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Incorrectly Announced Best Picture Winner 0
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost 0
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All 0
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioecon 0
Schrodinger's Butt 0
Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats 0
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In Th 0
Pounded In The Butt By My Irrational Bigoted Fear Of Humans Who Were Born As Unicorns Using A Human Restroom 0
Space Raptor Butt Redemption 0
Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination 0
Feeling The Bern In My Butt 0
First Buckaroo Bill Pounded By The Handsome Living White House 0
Stranger Pounds 0
Butt Butt Land: Ryan Goslins And The City Of Butts 0
Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him 0
Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plan 0
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of The Year 2016 0
Chef Woolly Mammoth Eats My Butt 0
Slammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Election Day 0
Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle's Real Identity 0
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns 0
Pounded In The Butt By My Hugo Award Loss 0
Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment A 0


sonic catterdales (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 May 2026 09:43 (one week ago)

My favourites here:

Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright

sonic catterdales (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 May 2026 09:47 (one week ago)

This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass is amazing.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 23 May 2026 02:48 (one week ago)

Like how was that not an Anal Cunt song.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 23 May 2026 03:05 (one week ago)

Game of Butts: the Pounds of Winter has a certain gravitas to it

shaking babies (map), Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:26 (one week ago)

"fake news, real boners" is positively yeatsian

when chuck was good, he was good.

shaking babies (map), Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:28 (one week ago)

“Fake News, Real Boners” is way too on the nose for our current timeline

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:31 (one week ago)

the falcon cannot hear the falconer

shaking babies (map), Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:39 (one week ago)

Was compelled to look up the plot description of This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass. You're welcome.

Jols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show’s host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass.

When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira’s microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio… in a hardcore anal pounding.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and Jurassic radio host love.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 23 May 2026 22:16 (one week ago)

haha shit. i don't think i've ever actually read a chuck tingle book, maybe i should?

shaking babies (map), Saturday, 23 May 2026 22:19 (one week ago)

Bonus points to Tingle for putting out (I just learned) Harry Potter fanfic featuring a trans protagonist.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 23 May 2026 22:29 (one week ago)

also pretty great that he hasn’t milkshake ducked. seems to be a decent person.

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 23 May 2026 23:35 (one week ago)

pounded in the butt by being a decent person

c u (crüt), Sunday, 24 May 2026 05:10 (one week ago)

His horror novels are supposed to be good. I doubt they're good in an earthshaking literary genius way, but even if they're just fun holiday reads I still might try one at some point.

emil.y, Sunday, 24 May 2026 12:46 (one week ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 28 May 2026 00:01 (one week ago)

Pounded in the Butt by the System's Automated Thread Bumps for Poll Threads

shaking babies (map), Thursday, 28 May 2026 02:58 (one week ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 29 May 2026 00:01 (six days ago)

Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him

cannot believe i missed this gem

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 29 May 2026 00:22 (six days ago)


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