The Physical Manifestation of The Fourth Chuck Tingle Poll Gets Me Off

Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard -2019
The Entire Continent Of Australia Pounds Me In The Butt -2019
Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect ... When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date -2019
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Need To Please Everyone Because Sometimes It's Okay To Give Back To Yourself -2019
Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Chuck Tingle's Science Fiction And Comic Book Convention Appearance -2019
Pounded In The Butt By The Sun After Declining To Use Sunscreen -2019
The Tell-Tale Butt -2019
Sentient Lesbian Jet Ski Gets Me Off -2019
Pounded By My Handsome Bigfoot Pilot: A Trans Buckaroo Tale -2019
My T-Rex Barber Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right -2019
Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend -2019
A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena -2019
My Librarian Is A Beautiful Lesbian Ice Cream Cone And She Tastes Amazing -2019
My Husband And I Find Our Unicorn And She's A Bigfoot Also My Husband Is A Dinosaur -2019
Moby Butt -2019
We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles -2019
Eaten Right By The Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Used To Draw -2019
Lightly Flavored Zero Calorie Carbonated Water Gets Me Off -2019
The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Halloween Eats Me Out -2019
She's A Sentient Shampoo And He's A Living Conditioner Who Wants To Pound My Butt -2019
Bisexual Polyhedral Role-Playing Dice Orgy -2019
Not Pounded By Self-Doubt Because I Can Do Anything I Set My Mind To -2019
Dang, That's A Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt -2019
High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All In On My Butt -2019
Sentient Bisexual Ketchup And Mustard Get Me Off -2019
The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah -2019
Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit -2019
Bisexually Banged By My Living Left And Right Wireless Headphones -2019
Eaten Right By A Sabertooth Cat At The Premiere Of The Bizarre And Frightening Film Adaption Of Sabertooth Cats The Musical -2019
Hi Megalodons, My Name Is Crimbo Tooms And I’m Seeking One Million Dollars In Exchange For Twenty Percent Of My Butt -2019
Domald Tromp's Anal Impeachment -2019
Not pounded by anything while I practice responsable social distancing -2020
Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void -2020
Our Special Tonight Is A Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served Over Slow-Roasted Turnips With Green Olive Aioli And A Side Of Your Butthole -2020
The Houseplant That I Never Water Gets Me Off -2020
Pounded By The Handsome Living Song That Has Been Stuck In My Head: A Trans Buckaroo Tale -2020
My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash -2020
The Sun And The Moon Bang Me Bisexually -2020
Anal Lesbian Pterodactyl Rodeo -2020
Pounded In The Butt By This Hangover Oh My God I'm Never Drinking Again Except For Maybe On Rick's Birthday And Then On That Trip This Weekend But Other Than That I'm Probably Never Drinking Again -2020
New York City Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right -2020
The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off -2020
Your Honor, Pound My Butt -2020
Bisexual Vampire Unicorns Teach Me The Importance Of The Vampire Cough -2020
Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass -2020
The Overwhelming Existential Weight Of Staying Inside Drives Me Nuts But Makes Me Nut -2020
Pounded In The Butt By Another Zoon Meeting -2020
Bisexual Arcade Machines Work My Slot -2020
The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is A Lesbian And She Eats My Ass -2020
Not Pounded By The Conspiracy Theory That I Just Shared Online Because It's Not Real -2020

Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass

Needs to be on a (black, ripped) t-shirt.

A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena -2019

Our Special Tonight Is A Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served Over Slow-Roasted Turnips With Green Olive Aioli And A Side Of Your Butthole -2020

I'm finding myself drawn to the shorter titles this time: The Tell-Tale Butt, Moby Butt and Your Honor, Pound My Butt are all strong contenders.

This one's title was too long for amazon it seems, should be:

Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect My Boundaries When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date

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When Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan’s dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.

Now Montan finds himself wrapped up in a date from hell with a self-proclaimed gentleman gamer, nice guy, and pick up artist; all while making it very clear that this is not a date.

By the end of the night, Prenko thinks he’s earned enough nice guy points to demand some physical gratification in return, but he’s about to learn that nobody’s ever owed sex, not even in a Chuck Tingle book.

This important no-sex tale is 4,100 words of blossoming annoyance between a moron who thinks he’s a nice guy and a buckaroo telling him to get lost, including standing up for yourself and receiving support from your friends.

The Tell-Tale Butt

We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles not least because it makes me think of The Third Policeman

i went with
My Husband And I Find Our Unicorn And She's A Bigfoot Also My Husband Is A Dinosaur
the "also" gets me
in the butt

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