Just Finished Reading: Mort by Terry Pratchett

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Why don't I like this book (and indeed all of Pratchett’s stuff) more than I do? The idea of his stuff appeals to me – his books are quirky, and fun, and reasonably light, and funny and try and deal with big issues in little ways, always throwing curveballs at you in a strange Douglas Adams-type way. These are all very good things. But, for all this, something holds me back.

Maybe it’s the fact that it’s light reading. Maybe it’s the fact that at heart it just a kid’s book to be read by adults. Maybe its IS too light. It's so light, it’s almost not there.

Maybe it’s the Douglas Adams about it that annoys me. It’s tricky to do clever asides quite as good as Adams, so when Pratchett does it, it seems to be homage, or worse, a blatant steal. Maybe that's what ticks me off.

Maybe it’s the fact that the characters are simply caricatures, and so I'm not moved for a second when something good or bad happens to them. Maybe it’s the absence of quality writing - behind the clever one-liners and wacky scenarios, its all GCSE level writing - A-Level at best. Maybe I need something that I can’t quite grasp in order to enjoy it.

Believe me, I keep trying. Mort will be the third Terry Pratchett book I’ve read (the other two are The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic) and each time I read, I get the feeling that its all too easy, that the book isn’t saying anything to me that I didn’t already know. Mort was no exception. After a while, the quirkiness became too ordinary, and then mutated into annoying.

There is a great many deal of Pratchett lovers in the world, most of them use the net, and some of them may be reading this. Please tell me – why do I find him as, well . . . dull, as I do?

I just keep wanting to shout at him – “Enough with the quirk – gimme a plot!”

Johnney B, Thursday, 29 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've tried as well, though I have a better opinion of his prose style than you (I believe he is one of the best writers of a sentence around).

But there are problems. It's all pastiche, for example - a take-off of some myth, tradition, or existing story ("Colon the Barbarian" etc.); some of the things which amuse him are too nerdy for my taste; and, most fatal of all, Pratchett, in my opinion, lacks spatial awareness: you never really picture where his characters are or how they move about during those little scenes of his, or how the scenes physically relate to each other - his attempt to describe a battle in "Interesting Times", for example, leaves you with no coherent piucture in your mind at all of how the battleground relates physically to the spot where the terra cotta army is dug up. For me, that flaw alone prevents his books being satisfying as novels. I suspect that the reason is able to write so quickly is that he doesn't bother with the things that really take time for a novelist: the building up of precise atmosphere, detail, and three-dimensional characters.

R the bunged up with jollop of V (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

A long time ago I read a lot of his books, and I can't really remember why. Eventually I decided that they weren't funny and became irritated at him for taking that reading time away from me.

I think one reason why Douglas Adams works so much better is the underlying, I don't know, bittersweetness to it all. Like it could suddenly stop being funny.

That said, I do remember being Mort one of the more decent ones, and I still think Good Omens is awesome (working with a real writer kept some of his strengths, made him step up the humor, and definitely covered up the weaknesses in the writing I think).

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll always be a Pratchett apologist. There's a humanity in his writing which, even if it occasionally grates for its folksiness, is often lacking in fiction.

Granted most of the characters are little more than templates. But the constructions are placed so that the whole works. The gnarled old copper with the young idealist. The lonely but powerful old witch with her ideal sidekick, someone less powerful who's rooted in the community. These are parallels with most fictions which are easy to understand; there is a distinction between this and cliche. And most of his books display an easy understanding of human nature (albeit limited to a narrow milieu) and are morally more perceptive than many more literary writers who are too busy chasing praise for their boldness (Hello, Amis) to simply get on with the business of being entertaining, which, by and large, I find his books to be. Hooray for subjectivity.

I agree the best thing he ever did was Good Omens, though.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

neil gaiman's 'a real writer'? ooh, diss

tom west (thomp), Friday, 30 January 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i tried to read these in high school at a friend's urging because I was such an Adams fan and I hated them. I didn't find a single thing funny about them.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

SNAP etc.

American Gods >>>> Terry Pratchett's oeuvre. And he does the funny books with the pictures.

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

american gods was painful jordan

tom west (thomp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

weird thing number one about pratchett: most of the people who read him these days have never read the books he started by mocking, cf. lieber, howard, etc.; most cerebus readers at least gather that he's conan, i think, although that's a much smaller group to test, i think

i think after i finished reading EVERY TERRY PRATCHETT NOVEL EVER at fourteen i had very little desire to catch up with the new ones, and i'm really not very sure how good he actually is: the children's books are probably more defensible than 'discworld', because trying to do a critical reading of the whole discworld thing is far too much effort, if nothing else

i think search 'small gods' 'reaper man' one of the city guards ones, i forget which, 'hogfather' 'thief of time' (yeah yeah i guess i did read some of the new ones) maybe 'lords and ladies'

destroy um i don't know fond memories etc. i actually can't bring myself to oh dear.

tom west (thomp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

american gods was painful jordan

Well it was better than fucking Neverwhere!

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Also:

"Say 'Nevermore.'"

Raven: "Fuck you."

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)


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