Can we unban Turrican and welcome him back to this board already?

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No

i know this probably should go on ile but posted it the music side.

this board doesn't need less people, it needs more and i get why he was ban but it's time to welcome him back, imo.

He's a duck

Dick

why is it time?

Wow it feels like ages since I last FPed somebody

sorry, Noodle Vague.

this board seems a bit dead after our great 2000s decade polls. he has a unique prospective on things and usually beings great commentary. he did go over the line and get why he was banned but we need him more than what sour taste he left behind with some members.

I didn't realize he was banned, thought he just took the hint.

it's not like he is a right wing bot or something. he IS one of us, weather you like it or not.

One of the worst posters to ever post on ILX. Boring opinions which he would argue to the death. He has the unique honor of being the only poster I've ever FPed

Like someone who looked up to Geir.

Huh, so that's why I haven't seen him around here lately. Why in particular was he banned? Did he do something that crossed the line or did people just eventually just get tired of his obnoxiousness?

Even if he got unbanned, would he even want to come back though?

let him back in

If you want someone to tell you why your opinion was wrong, Turrican is your man. That album you thought was your favorite: not your favorite.

i don't really care that his opinions were bad but he was unpleasant and low-effort enough with them to make things revolve around him to an obnoxious degree, and that's not getting into when he crossed the line into bizarre personal attacks and was finally banned (here: Radiohead - Pablo Honey POLL for reference)

no, FPing anyone on this thread saying otherwise

He doesn't seem like somebody who'll get the message from the seriously difficult achievement of getting double 51ed, but to be fair to the lad like most ILX bogeymen some people will always be looking to take offence, whether he's trying to be rude or not. He does have generally ropey controps tho.

here’s how i feel: no

Actually he was really shitty to Brad tho, nearly forgot about that.

yeah i don't really think bringing offboard stuff into a stupid fucking radiohead argument is a commutable offense

Wasn't there a "researching your life" element to it? Which has always been a bannable thing on ILX, no 51 required.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

See how I cunningly snuck in a reference to the greatest album of the 1980s there as a moving tribute to the departed.

He crossed lines that shouldnt be crossed imo

haha xp

who?

He got 51'd in Sept 2018, was unbanned a month later, and got 51'd all over again within 8 months. He's fine wherever he is imo.

i forgot about the Radiohead stuff, sorry Brad.

the reason i brought it up is because he had been around for, i think, 12 plus years. he was a big part of this board and was different in those days. maybe reminiscing about days gone by, i don't know...

12 years is nothing

He crossed lines that shouldnt be crossed imo

Yeah, bringing personal lives and work into yr argument is beyond the pale.

he was vile and should never be welcomed back imo

i forgot that he did that. i thought he was just combative because he had poor social skills. part of me wondered if he was slowly, imperceptibly getting better

it's an unfortunate truth that inflammatory / faux-naive / facile challop posts tend to prompt more responses from other users than thoughtful, carefully argued ones. Engaging in the former alone isn't enough to have someone banned, but accepting the proposition that we should welcome turrican back b/c he starts longer conversations would be indulging in our own collective worst tendencies as well as excusing his.

imperceptibly is right xp

he wasn't faux naive

He was legit naive?

yeah he wasn't a savvy, subtle thinker in my view

it's not like there were depths of sophistication he was concealing with his bad posts

however, i am not a turrican expert really

the reason i brought it up is because he had been around for, i think, 12 plus years. he was a big part of this board and was different in those days. maybe reminiscing about days gone by, i don't know...

i remember him being a relatively interesting poster a long time ago. in the last year or so i’ve gone into several music threads to contribute something, seen him trashing the thread just to scream his opinion at people, and left in despair.

12 plus years is roughly the same amount of time it took me to evolve from argumentative and sometimes belligerent to calm and respectful. can’t see an argument for going the other way tbh.

he needs to stay banned for tarnishing the memory of one of my favourite amiga games with his username

he's an auto FP for me, please do not unban him

however, i am not a turrican expert really

Which is why you want to let him back in.

he had been around for, i think, 12 plus years

If he was it wasn't as Turrican and, even as Turrican, he didn't go into full obnoxious mode till the last few years.

In 12 years I give him credit for pointing out the resemblance between Bowie's "Weeping Wall" (I think?) and the Mothers of Invention's "Who Are the Brain Police", but that's about it.

Here comes the story of Turrican
The man the authorities came to ban
For something that he never done
(Submitted a not terrible or tedious post)

Hi Bee - I'm speaking in a personal capacity here and not as the voice of the mods or anything but I don't see a particularly compelling reason to unban Turrican and several good reasons not to.

First up - it's quite an achievement to get yourself 51ed twice in a year in the current ILX climate. Even our most divisive or combative posters haven't managed that. There's clearly some strength of feeling there from the community. That in itself wouldn't be enough to earn a permanent or long term ban, but...

Researching ur life type ad hominem attacks have been a red line here for years, they're all over the rest of the Internet and we have good reasons not to want to enable them here. It's just creepy, particularly when you're resorting to them to win an argument over a 26 year old Radiohead album and attacking another poster's creative work in the progress.

Thirdly, Turrican has never shown himself to be an apologetic poster or one who has shown a great deal of self-reflection or humility over the years and no apology has been forthcoming here either. What reason is there to believe he'd behave differently this time round?

Also it's likely to really piss Brad off and I wouldn't want to lose him as a poster as he really *does* drive a lot of discussion and start a lot of threads, and generally in a positive and enthusiastic and non dickish manner. Leaving aside the fact that it's likely to upset him - if we're doing cold hard calculations based on the discursive value of the two posters them I'm sorry then it's not going to be Turrican who comes out the winner.

Also a word on that point about driving the discussion. I felt like Turrican's thread derailments regularly made ILM feel like a more belligerent, stupid and frankly boring place. And that's the sort of thing that drives good, valuable posters to just give up, and puts would-be posters off staying. Usually without any big statement or histrionics, they just quietly stop. And that's the sort of thing that really drains ILM of its vitality.

he did go over the line and get why he was banned but we need him more than what sour taste he left behind

I don't think we need him at all tbf. He was tedious and went way over the line w/ Brad. Getting 51'd twice is quite an achievement these days. There's a reason he got himself kicked off the board.

put me firmly in the 'turrican can happily remain fucked off' camp fwiw

He owes Brad a proper apology. That would be the first hypothetical step.

I would jokingly suggest he is confined to ILTMI (to continue the GG Allin metaphor) but he would probably be dully prescriptive about sex and bodily functions so no

prob uncharitable of me but after consciously interacting with him on this board for idk five years, i do not care to receive an apology from him

until the Brad stuff his most egregious crime was incurious rockism

Egregious according to which court? I think his worst crime pre-Brad was being a poor sport when we would c&p his posts into unrelated threads

the problem wasn't his opinions, it's that he would gridlock this entire board with his opinions

Fair enough, Brad. I'm just saying that in the absence of so much as a minimal gesture of good will towards you after his doxxological bullshit, I see no reason to reinstate his board privileges.

Incidentally, lj is right to point out that the tacit criminalization of rockism is an injustice but that is a different trial altogether.

lot of people weighing in who have very limited turrican experience i see, guess we should unban him

Anyway, I think we can all agree that our little congregation needs new blood that the Elders may gorge upon it. I keep hoping that certain lurkers will finally come out of the woodwork.

Failing that, the polyphonic proliferation of socks may just solve it.

Turrers

Turri Can Buy Me Love

I’d rather have doompatrol come back if we are re-enlisting controversial former posters

Honestly I would vote neb back in before Turrers fwiw

No idea who doompatrol is but if he's a doom dick metal gatekeeper, I'm all for it.

Dick metal sounds interesting

Blimey, if mark s is correct in his assumption, his posting style makes so much sense to me now.

Then cast your vote:

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xp

pomenitul is a graceful and generous ambassador for real music played by real musicians and his presence here has further obviated the need for a contrarian voice as oafish and jarring as turrican's tbh, although I do wonder what he and Sund4r are cooking up on their francophone enclave

Thx lj, although I also like fake music played by fake musicians.

I know! All a matter of degrees of course

Here I am
51 me like a Turrican

I felt like Turrican's thread derailments regularly made ILM feel like a more belligerent, stupid and frankly boring place. And that's the sort of thing that drives good, valuable posters to just give up, and puts would-be posters off staying. Usually without any big statement or histrionics, they just quietly stop.

I have to say, It is pretty nice to not have to avoid threads where Turrican is hanging out.

Also, what is FP'ing?

We would also have accepted "sock me like a Turrican"

Anyway I feel a little skeevy trying somebody in absentia, even this nudnik, so now we have the mods's view and it's satisfactory I'm gonna shut my big mouth

😎

Also, what is FP'ing?

― enochroot,

Flagging a post as objectionable. If a poster gets FP'd by 51 different users within 6 months, they get a one month sitewide ban.

Turrican sucked and we are well rid of him.

Although Turrican was useful to have on one's side during a McCartney album knife fight, he had no capacity for arguing on the internet. If I disagree with an opinion, I might counter it at most twice but eventually walk away from the discussion. This dude, in the most oafish and machista way, would insist that, no, you were wrong. I'm not sure of his age, but I reckon he never had internet lessons.

i know the board is getting old and is going to die at some point, but unbanning old posters who were banned for very good reasons seems like a bit of a drastic move, not to mention unnecessary. if the goal is for more cheap heat that drives up the level of noise on the board, we could always just start another trump thread. or we could have an argument over whether or not turrican should be unbanned, that would work. but actually unbanning him? gods no.

it will not die, it will be reborn as a discord server

it will die, but many years from now it will train the ai of our least productive robots.

lol

Make turrican a mod imo

of Ask a Drunk

And the least of ye shall become the first

I can't believe the Aeon Flux board has posts from this year on it

I've known him for a very long time across various fan and music communities. I'd say going back 15+ years. He always ends up exiled. It's just a matter of time. He can be alright in private conversation, but something wicked sparks inside him on these forums.

xp from the creator of Aeon Flux, no less!

It is possible to break the cycle, but...only if you're willing to listen I guess

will the circle be unbroken
in the sweet ole by and by

I want to delete this thread so bad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9M34DzAKo

FWIW, I have specifically thought how much the R.E.M. Monster thread would be stunk up if he were still around

Does turrican have another outlet where he can talk about music? I always feel bad when these energetic posters get banned

Deadspin

'energetic'

in all seriousness, shitty or not I think Turkey has been dunked on enough and it sounds like the decision's been made.

lock thread?

Lock thread and then blow it up.

I always feel bad when these energetic posters get banned

there's all kinds of energy, and some of them give you cancer

FWIW, I have specifically thought how much the R.E.M. Monster thread would be stunk up if he were still around

― jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Wednesday, November 6, 2019

all flashing pulsars!

The fact that (iirc) what Turrers said was borderline transphobic... yeah, that’s an actually legit criterion.

Is this true? I don't recall this.

in before..

in all seriousness, shitty or not I think Turkey has been dunked on enough and it sounds like the decision's been made.

lock thread?

um, one more person would like to dunk, sorry. one last thing, responding to OP

FUCK NO