WATCHMEN - Yes I've seen it.

Inspired!

What I wrote on the ILE thread:

It's not a bad film for what it is. I couldn't help but spend the whole time scrutinising it and comparing it to the comic, and of course it fell well short. None of the people I went with knew the book well (one guy had read it ten years ago), and they were expecting an entertaining, darker than average superhero flick, and that's what they got. None of them had the slightest problem following the plot, by the way. I felt a bit curmudgeonly with my complaints afterwards - everyone was like 'lighten up you nerd, it was pretty decent.'

One point it failed utterly on - I asked one friend if he'd guessed that Viedt was behind everything, and he said he had right from his first scene.

One point it failed utterly on - I asked one friend if he'd guessed that Viedt was behind everything, and he said he had right from his first scene.

I am not surprised by this. When I saw it, it seemed so unbelievably obvious that he was behind everything, but I thought it was just because I was so familiar with the comic. Sinister and effeminate basically screams "I am the bad guy" in Hollywood movies I suppose. I thought the portrayal of Ozy was all wrong from that point of view - reading the comic again now he comes across as (and looks like) a typical spandex hero, albeit with added intelligence, rather than some skinny androgynous dude.

Other than that I was perfectly happy with the movie. In some ways it did a better job of really underlining that all these superheroes are essentially psychopaths, but maybe that was just through the gratuitous violence. Thought the ending was basically fine - alien stuff wouldn't have worked outside the context of the comic. Rorshach was pretty spot on.

The martial arts scenes were guff like Matrix-lite or something - I honestly never really got the impression from the comic, that, maybe Ozymandias excepted, the characters were versed in any fighting other than street brawling. Sex scene was completely shit. Soundtrack was abysmal, but I generally dislike movies that are soundtracked with familiar popular music rather than a specifically written score.

In the end, it didn't need to be made but as with LoTR, I'm content to shrug and say it was inevitably going to get made at some point and it was probably the best they could have done. Easily the best adaptation of a Moore comic to date.

> Easily the best adaptation of a Moore comic to date.

That's a mighty small piece of candy.

OTM about Veidt's villianosity from the first scene. He was portrayed as cold and distant and basically inhuman from the start, a feeling I never got from my reading of the original.

And "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" on the muzak in Veidt's office? Really, soundtrack guy? Is that the best you could do?

reading the comic again now he comes across as (and looks like) a typical spandex hero, albeit with added intelligence, rather than some skinny androgynous dude.

Also, he comes across as a nice guy in the comic, not an aloof weirdo.

Agreed on the shitness of the soundtrack. Any bits of original score I noticed were truly awful as well.

Thought the ending was basically fine

Actually, doesn't the very very ending now make no sense at all? In the book, it's very open-ended -- the New Internationalist guys might find out about Veidt's squid conspiracy. But in the movie, it doesn't really compute -- there's no way they could really tie Veidt to Manhattan, and Manhattan could still (theoretically) come back for revenge.

I'm tempted to say V for Vendetta was a better adaptation -- as a movie, I liked it even less, but it worked on its own stupid terms as a story, while Watchmen was just, well, all over the place.

I still find it odd, though, how the movie can be so much the same as the book while being completely different. It's a bit like the movie equivalent of tracing, I guess.

As for the score, it occurs to me they could have slightly de-shittied it by doing new remixes of these "classic" songs, as to how they might have sounded in an alternative history. They still would have been laboured and intrusive, but at least a bit more interesting/odd for the audience.

That's not a bad idea. Now if they'd done that with more interesting musical choices (and maybe fit Gary Numan's "I Dream of Wires" over the end credits somehow) they might've been onto something.

Or if maybe they'd taken the UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD approach and get interesting musicians to do original material....

The fights are utter shit. I fucking hate bullet time and it takes away the very real sensation of violence and coreography of violence in a defined space that the comic has. The very worst is the scene between The Big Figure and Rorschach in the prison. That scene in the comic is just so perfectly rendered, with Rorschach barely moving but very precise, you understand the plan. Here it comes across as sloppy and simply violent before being a perfectly thought takedown.

Overall, the movie is absolutely superficial and dumb, the thing it reminded me most is the Harry Potter movies, with their "and then this happens, and then this, and this, and this, and this, the end" rhythm. Absolutely hated the compression of Rorschach origin, which takes away all its impact. Also this takes away any kind of narrative crescendo, feeling like a series of "events" rather than a story, which makes it incredibly boring.

When they billed this as "from the director of 300" I should have realized that meant everything it implies.

I mentioned to a friend that I wished they used all the set design and technology to create a Taxi Driver-styled city, much like Zodiac rolled back San Francisco to the 70s without having many "look, we recreated the past!" montages.

Veidt casting and acting was horrible, along with the action/sex sequences. I get that Watchmen is supposed to be gritty, but having a bloody mess in a comic panel doesn't mean you have to linger on the shot in film, or that the equivalent of having realistic violence is to repeatedly show bones being snapped and arms chopped off.

Also, anyone else think they mispronounced Rorschach in the whole film?

Hey! The Rorschach pronunciation bugged me too! But I thought that I was the one pronouncing it wrong (for me it was always "Rorshash")

Does a soft 'ch' sound exist in American English? That might be what's throwing you. In the US, there's no such thing as a 'shedule'.

A friend of mine told me she has a large, bright blue vibrator that she's now taken to calling "Doctor Manhattan."

always thought rorschach (in watchmen) wld be pronounced as close to 'raw shark' as poss. for obv reasons

'raw shark' it is but the 'ch' is pronounced like the spanish 'j'

this thread title is now unintentionally funny.

roar-shock is how m-w.com pronounces it, and my fine midwestern upbringing confirms this for me

Veidt should have been the friendliest, most personable man alive judging from the comics and he comes off like a cold fish in the film. That's the thing, that he's intellectual, but so in-tune with the common man that there are action figures of just him and his cat, and he has this cat that he hangs out with! The cat dying scene had no real resonance because he never seemed like the type to love animals in the film.

So there you have it, no convincing love for cats sums Watchmen the movie.

The cat dying scene had no real resonance because he never seemed like the type to love animals in the film.

Also you hadn't even seen Bubastis till about two minutes before it happened.

yeah, that seems like a much larger problem to me!

The thread has this title because I'd actually been accused of making up my having seen the movie before I wrote the review. Rilly.

Remember when this was supposed to be a holy grail?

Superhero filmmakers: where is our Camelot 3000?

loooool

Thank god this little monstrosity was finally born and died in infancy so we can bury it, cry for a few months, pretend it never existed, then go on and make other ugly little celluloid babies.

I kind of don't get way people HATED this so much, but then again I also liked "300".

You, sir, are a little bit insane.

No, I'd just rather exert my energy liking things rather than hating things.

(btw that is a sentence that the 16-year-old me would have stabbed me for writing)

"Hate" is a strong word that I usually reserve for things like Roxette. This adaptation just missed the point while trying to prove so very hard that it got the point.

That sums it up perfectly for me.

Yep, that's about it for me too.

Except I don't particularly hate Roxette.

I spent roughly from Nite Owl and Roarrrrrrcheark arriving in Antarctica to the end of the film ganting for a piss, so I would like to see it again when I can enjoy the ending without such distractions. But I still think it was somewhere between pretty good to very good, possibly even totally awesome.

Oh man, and the intro was just bad

do you mean the big fite or the montage? I loved those.

Montage was actually really good (except for super-obvious musical choice). The big fight was a load of crap, though: made it seem from the very start that these guys were all super-powered. And sudden slow-mo/bullet time can go fuck itself.

really, io9?
http://io9.com/5313581/see-the-moment-that-should-have-been-in-zack-snyders-watchmen

this scene seems just as shit as the rest of the movie.

or rather, it's everything that was shit about the movie, encapsulated in 2 or so minutes.

Okay, serious question: i haven't seen the film yet, though I think it's next on my netflix. Is the rest of the movie as bathetic, contrived, detail-obsessed, sadistic and tone deaf as this scene? Cause if so, I may skip entirely.
I did see the opening credits; somehow this seems like an extension of them.

Yes, it is.

the opening credits are the best part

Is the rest of the movie as bathetic, contrived, detail-obsessed, sadistic and tone deaf as this scene?

Pretty much. I did like it and all of its lurid ridiculousness, but its definitely the EC Comics version of the story.

Gawd, IO9 is shit.

definitely the EC Comics version of the story
Aw, now you've made me want to watch it again.

More like the Image comics version.

The movie's ridiculous but I still think kind of enjoyable - as long as you just come in with low expectations and are willing to ignore the really obviously bad (and wrong) stuff. I think I still liked it overall. Just don't take it too seriously.

It's more bathetic, more contrived, more detail-obsessed, more sadistic and more tone deaf than that scene. It's the Orgy cover of "Blue Monday" of comics adaptations.

All of which makes it better than The Dark Knight.

Eh, dark knight was okay. Maybe i'll try this anyway.

absolutely hilarious that anyone ever thought this film would be any good

still better than The Dark Knight.

I thought that Watchmen was OK, but I'd say that the chance that using exactly the same presentation of the bloodshed was some sort of brilliant directorial move is bullshit.

I am not sure this sentence is saying what you want for it to say (unless "chance" is standing in for "idea")!

Anyway, I'd have more sympathy with that point if I hadn't read about a bazillion interviews with Snyder where he spent a lot of time yammering about how he wanted to brutalize the superhero movie and also if I thought that a decision had to be brilliant in order to be effective. The Jim Carrey example is a bad one because that entire character, from its comic book conception to how it's presented onscreen, is a blatant Tex Avery pastiche and your point doesn't make any sense unless you think every silly character Carrey does apes Tex Avery.

yeah i think chance there was due to getting interrupted mid sentence and just coming back and typing away.

and re: the Carrey example - i just picked the first crappy not ace ventura carrey vehicle i could think of. point remains, in the pre-truman show era, if you heard that jim carrey was in a movie, you knew what you were going to get, and if you hear that snyder is directing a movie, you know that the violence is going to look like. he can do a thousand interviews talking about his supposed intentions, but that doesnt change the fact that when he does violence, its going to look exactly the same. I mean, Rob Zombie did a shit ton of interviews about how he was going to re-invent the slasher genre when he did the remake of Halloween, and guess what? it looked like another cookie cutter shock slasher Rob Zombie movie. just taking your style and draping it over a script doesnt equal an interpretation, its an indication of the limitations of your abilities.

My counter-argument is that dealing in broad-brush comedy does not mean the Fire Marshall Bill, Vera di Milo and The Mask are all the same. The Rob Zombie argument is stronger largely because you're comparing apples to apples (director to director rather than director to actor).

I mean, if you hate what Snyder does it's going to negatively impact how much you like "Watchmen"; there's sort of nowhere to go from there.

btw Vera is still one of the best things Carrey ever did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g

^^^jim carrey's peak imo

Nothing short of cash bribes can make me play those videos. Jim Carrey gives me the hives.

btw, I did watch this finally and it is fucking horrible in every way

Every way?

And yet, still better than The Dark Knight.

:)

Yeah every way. Bad enough that I don't even feel like reiterating the same criticism from above.
And DK is much better.

"it is fucking horrible in every way"

The rest of the movie I can leave up to personal taste but don't tell me The McLaughlin Group impersonations weren't amazing! The jowls!

The makeup for that was distracting and the whole scene screamed "I'M CLEVER! I'M BEING CLEVER AREN'T I! DO YOU GET IT? IT'S THE MCLAUGHLIN GROUP! SO CLEVER!"

What are your feelings of Dana Carvey's rendition?
http://dvdmedia.ign.com/media/reviews/image/mclaughlin.jpg

you're dying to say NEXT TOPIC aren't you?