Black Panther HEARTS Storm

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So P. O'B has RSVPed he WON'T be attending the nuptials, and says a few things that prove he doesn't listen to rap ( http://www.ninthart.com/display.php?article=1158 ).

I quite enjoyed the first four or five issues of Hudlin's Black Panther (though JRJR +KJ was really what turned me on) (and I really liked the idea of an African Phantom in Africa, rather than, well, I guess by the 24th generation of Kit Walkers, he counts as an African sorta), but it sounds like I bailed at the right time (at the conclusion of that first storyline).

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, you are correct.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not a fan of this idea at all, mainly because

a) the characters have little in common aside from being from Africa, and that is a lame connection to go on

b) Black Panther has nothing to do with the X-Men, and she's an essential member of that group. Bringing him into things just makes her character unnecessarily complicated in terms of continuity.

c) Storm is better as a lesbian!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone didn't read the Claremont / Byrne back-up story from Marvel Team-Up #100, which suggests that BP & Storm (A LESBIAN?!?) had a serious thing back in the day.

Also, duh: why wouldn't an African king not marry an African goddess?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, it's not like he's gonna marry Luke Cage, and unless Marvel wants to get all Sidney Poitier/Bernie Mac, who else is black in Marvel?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, Yukio!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, Forge!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

If they had to marry her off to a black dude, it should have been Bishop cos at least he's an X-Man.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, that TOTALLY makes more sense - "marry her off" to a like-skinned guy from the future because they work for the same boss, instead of a guy from her home country that she has a history w/.

Fanboy Rann-page (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

One of them would have to quit to do recently instituted policies against inter-office dating. You didn't get the X-memo?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

No, it's about equally dumb. But I strongly feel that they are better off without mingling X-Men characters with the rest of the Marvel Universe too much. I hate the fact that Wolverine is in the Avengers now too.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Since when are Egypt and Wakanda the same country, anyhow? They're from the same continent.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

DAMN xposted.

Luke Cage is bringing the marriage on in some future Bendis title.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Country, continent - WHATEVER. We're discussing whether a character w/ power over the elements (once mistakenly called a god) should:

A) marry the king of a fictional country whose advanced technological state is the result of a fictional metal
B) marry some time-traveling mutant cop w/ energy powers
C) lez up w/ a former assassin

Semantics can take a hike up to Valhalla.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Luke is marrying a WHITE WOMAN!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope it's not Supergirl!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

It's Power Girl, of course!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I am now reminded of the pre-Crisis World of Krypton mini-series, and Krypton's pre-Crisis Africa analog.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Vathlo Island!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

It's still Luke Cage getting wed! And they've got some sort of romantic history (even if it is essentially the same one as Buddy Bradley and Lisa) which is slightly more well-defined than a nebulous back-up story from the mists of time.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

True, true.

Unless this mini's going to splain the history that exists between Ororo and T'Challa. In bed.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

The undeniable chemistry that no creators have dare to explore - UNTIL NOW.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The parallels between Luke Cage and Buddy Bradley are leaping out at me now.

-yellow shirt
-disfunctional relationship ending in wedding bells due to unexpected bun in oven

Surely there must be more connections between these titans of sequentiality.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Just leave Antman out of it.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, the worst thing about this is that now we're going to have to drag boring-ass Black Panther into a whole bunch of X-Men stories until they wise up and separate the two of them.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

In a Scratch-n-Sob Divorcogram cover special, natch! Three variant covers - two to divide equally between you and one to squabble over in court.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"boring ass"!

Matthew, I'd recommend checking out Priest's Black Panther run, but I imagine your boredom w/ BP takes root in the actual character & not how he's been used.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Would marrying Storm to some more likely but white candidate have caused a controversy? Is that why they chose Black Panther? Are there any black/white superhero couples?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

David, I'm sure there are fine stories with Black Panther in his own context, and I know that Black Panther was alright when he got his start in the Fantastic Four. But the guy is kinda drab most of the time, and he's got absolutely nothing to do with the X-Men and only serves to make that comic more muddled. I think we can all agree that the X-Men is muddled enough!

Tuomas, my feeling is that it's strange to have Storm get married to anyone at all, much less a character from outside of the X-Men corner of the Marvel Universe.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The black bossman of Stormwatch and his Malibu squeeze.

c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Name me a middle-aged (or older) superhero franchise that isn't muddled in some fashion, and I'll call you a lying liar with fibbing tendencies.

Anyway, I'm all for cross-pollination between Marvel folx, and the hook-up makes some sort of sense to me (even if they're kinda shoving it in there w/ a certain lack of grace), so go for it, Joey Q & Co! (But don't be surprised when I don't buy the Storm mini.)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Black Panther in his own title is generally not boring-ass, although Priest could get very conspiracy-heavy if that isn't your bag. Kirby Panther is the least boring thing in the world.

Black Panther in Avengers is generally either a) doing hideously 70s stories about the plight of the inner city (often featuring BP declaring himself woodenly as a 'soul brother' and then deciding that being king of a country with a monopoly on a vital resource isn't as useful as being a high school teacher) or b) sitting about. The Avengers already have a kick-ass hand-to-hand fighting guy dressed as a national symbol, various technological genii, and a couple of super-rich people. All BP can do in that context is lean against a wall making the occasional wise yet personality-free comment and waiting for a story set in TEH RELEVANT GHETTO. Little Jimmy wants to straighten up and fly right BUT THE HATE MONGER AND MAN APE WON'T LET HIM they're dressed in masks rallying a mob of, I don't know, Native Americans. GUEST STARRING RED WOLF.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Mr. Fluro: is Kirby Panther as WHA THE? as Priest Panther made it out to be, or more so?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

It's absolutely insane, but in a good way. He's just running around like Errol Flynn stealing lost treasures in the company of a dwarf.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, but let's say you write the X-Men. What the hell do you do with Black Panther tagging along if you want to use Storm, who is one of the five or six most important X-Men characters?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess some people could portray him as an outsider and use him as a device to allow the other characters to rattle off exposition.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, will you just once read a thread before asking obnoxious questions?

The Priest BP is very much not dull, he's a great re-invention as a world player (eg using the fact that he's all of the things Vic mentioned + an actual sovereign) as well a scheming bastard. The book occasionally got a bit bogged down in spy story-type stuff, but it's always electric when the main character is on-screen.

I didn't really get what it was in PO'B's article that means he doesn't listen to much rap.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He can be like the new boyfriend in the Friends episode that most of the friends don't mind but don't exactly like. He's holding Storm's hand really obviously at the back of the X-Jet and all the X-men feel embarrassed and resentful that he's tagging along AGAIN. He's not even a mutant etc.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't really get what it was in PO'B's article that means he doesn't listen to much rap.

PO'B: black people don't read comics
Rappers, many of them black, talk about comics & superheroes A LOT. (especially Marvel comics from the 70s)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The thing is, I think Storm isn't w/ the X-Men right now! She said (rather abruptly, in the last part of that BP x-over) that she was taking off to do, um, stuff. Which means BP won't be tagging along in the Blackbird, for the time being.

Also, I think Storm's importance to the team has been as marginalized as her role in the X-films of late - she's probably 9th or 10th on the depth chart nowadays. Unless there was some hott Storm action in X-Treme X-Men.

Andrew, where the funk is the obnoxious question in Tuomas' post?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't find any of them obnoxious, just showed that he hadn't picked up on the Luke Cage/Jessica Jones mixed-race-marriage-ness. I think any controversy caused by Storm marrying, say, Gambit, would come from other factors than race ie HOW DARE SHE MARRY GAMBIT/PROFESSOR X/SCOTT/LOGAN!! WHAT ABOUT POOR ROGUE/LILANDRA/JEAN/JEAN???

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Misty Knight & whats-her-face should totally get it on.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do all private detectives in the MU sound like pornstars? 'Luke Cage'... 'Misty Knight'... 'Dakota North'... and now I come to think about it 'Steve Rogers' isn't exactly non-suspect.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know if referencing comics from your childhood really counts as "reading comics", Huk.

Dan (I Play With Legos (21 Years Ago)) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

70s Marvel:Rappers::70s Marvel:Jonathem Letham; ergo, if nerdy white guys still read comics, why wouldn't nerdy black guys still read comics?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not like Storm's going to be out of the X-Men forever! I mean, she's a pretty big character, up there with Wolverine, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Xavier, and Magneto.

One thing I was thinking about is how Marvel has lets it writers fuck over future X-Men writers too much in recent years in spite of the fact that they need enough X-Men characters to carry three titles. Joss Whedon is hogging most of the big names. Mike Carey is forced to turn X-Men into Nu-X-Force. Ed Brubaker has so few options that I can't even begin to imagine who will be on his roster aside from Rachel and Nightcrawler.

All of these established X-Men characters are off-limits:

Jean Grey (dead for the moment)
Archangel (was claimed by Claremont for the old Excalibur, currently powerless)
Psylocke (claimed by Claremont for future storylines)
Banshee (killed by Brubaker)
Gambit (will be a Horseman of the Apocalypse, will leave group)
Storm (pulled out of the group by editorial to marry Black Panther)
Dazzler (used by Claremont in New Excalibur)
Jubilee (lost powers)
Chamber (lost powers)
Northstar (killed by Mark Millar)
Sage (used by Claremont in New Excalibur)

It's rather slim pickings! Apparently Havok and Polaris won't be available anymore either. So who is up for grabs? Bishop and Forge, I guess.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I am having a chip on my shoulder which makes me view Tuomas's first question as one he already has an answer to. This chip is partly caused by the Hooters nonsense over on the main board. Also I would have thought that a post like

Luke is marrying a WHITE WOMAN!
-- David R. (quoteidio...), February 1st, 2006. (popshots75`) (later)

might stand out on a casual flick through the thread.

Matthew I was going to say that's nowhere near true about Storm, but then I realised that my exposure to the Xmen over the last five years has been X-Statix and the Morrison/Whedon cast, so I've not really seen her at all.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

also I should have worked the phrase "Sorry, Tuomas" in there somewhere :)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm gonna move the X-TEAM OH NO POST I would've put here to the MAMMOMAX thread.

Mammomax.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Andrew, Storm was pretty much the central character in the X-Men for most of the 80s, and has been co-leader with Cyclops forever. She was Claremont's pet character, and remained so until she was taken away from him recently for this Black Panther debacle. Though the character has always been a major character, it seems like no one really knew what to do with her after Claremont's departure in the early 90s. Maybe this is because Claremont really did quite a lot with her in his original run, but it could just be that no one ever bothered to try. Lord knows that if I ever had a shot at writing the X-Men, I'd love to make Storm an interesting, likeable character again. Stepping away from the GODDESS QUEEN stuff would be a good start.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 2 February 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

for most of the 80s,

Er.... (I'm being unfair, but still you see my point?)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 2 February 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

claremont has got a sketch bk where he gets artists to draw topless pics of storm for him

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 2 February 2006 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Blimey, that Kirby run really looks like something:

http://www.comics.org/covers.lasso?SeriesID=2387

The post-Kirby issues look insanely dull. It must be quite a comedown after finding King Solomon's Frog and hanging with the Black Muskateers to end up back in boring old Manhattan fighting boring old Klaw with the boring old Avengers.

chap who would dare to no longer work for the man (chap), Thursday, 2 February 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I'm so mad about this. Just because they are BLACK doesn't mean they need to be together. What kind of crap is that?

In fact, I don't even like the new direction everything is going in. At this rate I might even have to stop reading X-men at the comic book stores anymore.

Mad, Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope its sunny at their wedding.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Senor X-Axis gave it a begrudging thumbs up!

As for those 3 post-Kirby Panther books - Jerry Bingham & Gene Day on the art can't be all bad, but ED HANNIGAN?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

What's wrong with Ed Hannigan? He was great on the Green Arrow vs. thirtysomething transmedium crossover.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Ed Hannigan WRITING?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm gonna guess, on the writer continuum, he's somewhere between Bob Hall & Al Milgrom.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Say, wouldn't Storm be somewhat more sympathetic to Magneto's speciesism? She was a GODDESS, after all.

c(''c) (Leee), Saturday, 4 March 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I think - to resurrect an old argument upthread - that there shd be MORE interaction between the X-Men and the MU, not less. The 'mutant universe' of the 90s was k-lame, they are Marvel characters through and through. But then my first encounter w/the X-Men was Secret Wars, so...

Tom (Groke), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

This isn't exactly a counter-argument, but their use in Secret Wars did depend on them being not well-known to the rest of the MU -- which isn't something you can sustain for twenty years without gimmick fatigue.

And if anything, wasn't the interaction between the many mutant comics of the 90s and the rest of the Marvel universe characterized not by segregation but by forced bussing?

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, "Onslaught" really isn't a good model for the kind of interaction I'd like to see.

But during the 80s heyday there would be plenty of MU cameos without it ever overwhelming the books - Cloak and Dagger in New Mutants being a good example, and the whole (excellent) Asgard storyline was of course steeped in Marvelism.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm all for that if they can keep it at that -- it sort of parallels previous DC discussions, in that I'm glad Batman is in the Justice League, but I don't want to have to deal with invading Martians in Detective or Gotham politics in JLA.

I have a lot of problems with the mutant persecution angst coexisting with the Avengers and Captain America (particularly the 80s/90s incarnations thereof, who weren't meant to be morally flawed), and with those non-mutant heroes paying nothing but lip service to mutant "tolerance." It's the kind of thing that seems like it would be explained forty years later by Henry Peter Gyrich having the Spear of Destiny.

But I don't like that aspect of the X-books to begin with, so nix or downplay that and I think the neighborhoods can get along just fine.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.proudrobot.com/hembeck/blacklightning.html

Fred Hembeck:

I will say that I created Black Lightning after convincing DC not to publish another "black" super-hero on which they had started work. The Black Bomber was a white bigot who, in times of stress, turned into a black super-hero. This was the result of chemical camouflage experiments he'd taken part in as a soldier in Vietnam. The object of these experiments was to allow our [white] troops to blend into the jungle.

In each of the two completed Black Bomber scripts, the white bigot risks his own life to save another person whom he can't see clearly (in one case, a baby in a stroller) and then reacts in racial slur disgust when he discovers that he risked his life to save a black person. He wasn't aware that he had two identities, but each identity had a girlfriend and the ladies were aware of the change. To add final insult, the Bomber's costume was little more than a glorified basketball uniform.

kenchen, Thursday, 16 March 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

It's actually Tony Isabella by way of Fred Hembeck.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 March 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link


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