OK Here's ILC's Big SUMMER POLL: SUGGEST NOMINEES please for the Best Characters Of All Time!

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Let's get up to speed! Here's the original thread: OK Here's ILC's Big SUMMER POLL: Nominations please for the Best Characters Of All Time!

And here's what brought us here!

Tom: is it OK to fill the thread w/ suggestions for nomination, like TARA CHACE and DARWYN COOKE'S MARTIAN MANHUNTER and HOWARD THE DUCK and such?
-- David R.

Um no, separate thread for that please so I don't get confused when I transfer noms into a list!
-- Tom

I'm on it!
-- David R.


David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone should suggest Grant Morrison (the comic book character from Animal Man)! Maybe even me!

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Bernard Mergendieler. The Dancer. Based on the last year or so of strips, B.D..

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Boy, I'll have to think about this, but as a general thing: I strongly suggest we not forget the long-lived company-owned characters, whom I otherwise would suspect might be forgotten because they're long-lived and company-owned. There are more shitty Batman stories than there are shitty Seaguy stories, but only because there aren't thousands of Seaguy stories.

And that, likewise, things like "fuck that, there was the crappy clone saga/crappy stuff before the clone saga/whatever" not disqualify Spider-Man et al. I don't want to get into a digressive discussion about the quality of a character vs the quality of a story, because it's a boring discussion -- and I don't buy the "X came before Y, so if Y is good and derivative of X, X is better" nonsense, so I'm not proposing that -- but there's certainly good reason some of those decades-old characters are around.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I just nominated Batman.

Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Given that Batmang and Spidey (two times!) has been nominated [Hukpost!], I don't think you have to worry about the old faithfuls being forgotten, Tep.

Someone nominate THE THING please!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:58 (nineteen years ago) link

There you go, Batman's probably the best of the bunch in that category. I'd be bothered if he weren't in the mix. I'm weighing over my feelings on Wally West (who I think winds up being the best Flash character because he benefits from the existence of the other Flashes).

I'm really tempted by the Hulk, for various reasons.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The Dancer is K-SNOOZX0R!
Bernard was probably a lot greater before Woody Allen hammered the schtick into the ground with extra narcissism sauce, but for mine he works best with Huey as a foil (actually I like Huey on his own too, he's killer when actually interacting one-on-one with girls)

should I bother bigging up one Leonard 'Stinky' Brown? "Hmmm... is it possible that I'm a total shithead and never realised it before?"

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I have just nominated the Mighty Thor. I have done this because

- he brought out the near-best in Stan Lee
- he brought out the best in Walt Simonson
- even 40+ years on the simple audacity of adding to your fledgling superhero line with a hairy Norse God dressed as a domino in tights cannot fail to make me a believer in the wonder of comics. He is a symbol of how even the most apparently stupid ideas can survive and prosper!

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone nominate Awesome Andy, pls.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Ambush Bug, won't somebody think of the Ambush Bug?

Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

> should I bother bigging up one Leonard 'Stinky' Brown? "Hmmm... is it possible that I'm a total shithead and never realised it before?"

This is a very fine idea.

I have already nommed Charlie Brown. I think Snoopy probably deserves a nom, too. Likewise my nom for Krazy Kat and someone else's for Ignatz.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I would happily vote for Stinky too, but I nominated Buddy.

The wide-eyed child in me wants to squander my fourth nomination on Galactus.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Squandered noms are a great idea too. Mine was the Question, who will probably not even get my own vote in the final analysis.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I was actually thinking about nominating the Question, but, yeah, I don't know if I'll vote for him. Sometimes I think (and I know this is definitely true for Hal Jordan) that the best version of some characters is the one I've made up in my head.

Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

- he brought out the near-best in Stan Lee
- he brought out the best in Walt Simonson

- he brought out the best in Mike Oeming!

I think I'm sold on Thor, surprisingly. He's also a perfect example of what I think of as the fusion cuisine of the Marvel universe -- the Elizabethan English, the periodically reinterpreted Norse myths (how many versions of Ragnarok can an Angar rock, if an Angar ... uh ... whatever), the Kirby sci fi, BETA RAY BILL, Ego the Living Planet!, etc. Some of that is more about the comic than the character, granted, but the fact that Thor was as at home whomping on Surtur as he was chilling with the Rigellians ...

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not going to vote for Cerebus cos I think he's a cockfarmer. But I might well vote for Lord Julius, or the Roach, or Elrod or Astoria or or or...

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Reasons I'm considering Magneto, even though his bad stories/interpretations outnumber his good:

- The best versions -- Claremont at his best, Morrison, and in at least some senses the 80s Magneto in general -- are very good.

- More than any other character, his presence has enabled Marvel to preserve the idea of "the mutant issue" inviting a different sort of morality. Sometimes he's a good guy, sometimes he's a villain, but his aims and motives have never changed. Dr Doom gets a lot of ups for being "the villain with a code of honor," but his is Old World and stereotypical -- interesting in its own right, but pretty much taken from pulps and adventure fiction. Magneto doesn't have a code of honor so much as a very intense belief system, one more specific than the Red Skull's generic and poorly explored fanaticism, and sympathetic enough that Marvel could sell him as a hero even after a lengthy career as a supervillain.

- That core stuff is built in strongly enough that even bad or inattentive writers have generally gotten it right, the way even a bad artist will remember what color Captain America's costume is.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Also the list needs more villains! I was thinking Magneto too, though he's below other characters.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

A nomination I probably won't make, but who knows:

- Peter St John, in Zenith: getting a teenage Brit audience in the 80s and 90s rooting for a Tory MP!

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Wasn't Peter St. John the ex-hippie? BONUS!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Puck!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Hitler.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Pogo Mothafukkin' Possum!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

DON RICKLES!!!!!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GOODY RICKELS!

Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

CALVIN and/or HOBBES and/or THAT WENDY TESTABURGER LOOKIN-LIKE GURL

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

someone please please please vote for calvin's dad!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Why I nominated Dr Blasphemy from Brat Pack:

- I have a Dr Blasphemy tattoo. I would look like a dork if I didn't nominate him.

- His supervillain chest symbol is the comic strip swearing code, @#*! (except the @ is an uzumaki looking spiral thing and the * is a full-fledged star). That's badass.

- He pretty much IS Brat Pack -- the whole story is sort of around and through him, and he's the voice of it. It's my favorite of the Maximortal arcs, and the one that works best on its own.

- I have a Dr Blasphemy tattoo.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh i would like to lobby for Peter St. John myself, if anyone is listening

tom west (thomp), Saturday, 21 May 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

WILLIE LUMPKIN!
REID FLEMING!
THE FLAMING CARROT!!!!!!!!

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 21 May 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to nominate some kind of evil talking gorilla, but which one?

Mark C (Markco), Monday, 23 May 2005 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Crazy Jane (Grant Morrison's "Doom Patrol")
Stanley & His Monster (sorry, counting these as one)
Angel & The Ape (ditto)
Willoughby Kipling ("Doom Patrol" again)

Mark - I suggest Gorilla Grodd. You know it makes sense.

Ken Shinn, Monday, 23 May 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, I kind of want to nominate Danny the Street, but I only have one nomination left and I keep thinking there are probably tons of characters who just aren't coming to mind because I haven't read them lately.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 23 May 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Danny the Street

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 23 May 2005 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Crazy Jane has already been nominated, by the way.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 May 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm trying to work out which of these I should nominate (I don't think it should be more than one):

- Ultra Magnus: unrelenting hard-on-himself, always outmatched by his supposed 'opposite number' who had the advantage of being a) from the future, b) rebuilt by an alien god, c) rebuilt by an alien god in the future from the remains of the greatest Deceptacon of all time.

- Grimlock: mindless swaggering brutish thug when anyone else was writing him; secretly-quite-clever swaggering brutish thug with hidden vulnerability when Furman was writing him. When I was 8, long before I'd heard of The Clash or the Wu-Tang Clan or seen The Warriors, I thought the Dinobots were the coolest last gang in town imaginable.

- Shockwave: "Logic dictates that pursuing the human Buster Witwicky is a waste of time and energon. EMOTION SAYS OTHERWISE."

- Scorponok: because in the end he proved that a Deceptacon could be a) a hero, and b) Optimus Prime's boyfriend.

- Galvatron: unbelievable badass from the future, always fun to watch him mow down dozens of Autobots, could only ever be beaten by time paradoxes.

Flyboy (Flyboy), Monday, 23 May 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Stop banging Danny the Street!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

How about Plastic Man?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 23 May 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd vote for Plastikman.

L (Leee), Monday, 23 May 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/bizarro.jpg

Huk-L, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOMINATE BIZARRO FOR GOD'S SAKE SERIOUSLY

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Calm yourself.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I nominated Corto Maltese, but I think someone should also nominate Corto's friend Rasputin.

I doubt anyone here has read the adventures of Valerian and Laureline, so I won't even try to suggest Laureline...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I am here to big-up DP7 characters, particularly the original seven. They are TEH ROXOR.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I've got one nomination left, but I don't know which DP7er to nominate! Randy/Antibody?

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Nooooooo Randy is a schmuck.

My favourite DP7 characters - Mastodon, Lenore, Jeff until he went emo (understandably emo but...)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Also the nerdy kid who hosts the antibody! and The Woodsman!

My least favourite characters in DP7 - Captain Manhattan. Her out of Spitfire who turns into a metal woman.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I originally had Mastadon (David), but Friction (Charly), Lenore, Jeff, Stephanie or Scuzz would be great.

So yeah, pick Randy.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Mastodon is best cos of the way his arc from pity-party to heroic guy is handled, a lesson in economic but convincing development within a team book that certain other marvel franchises would do well to learn from.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that was why he was the first one that leapt to mind despite Jeff and RAndy being my favorite characters (and I think Charly is one of the few comic book characters I ever had a crush on).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Charly would be high on my list. The problem is just that I haven't read them in so long that I'm trying to filter what I remember liking through what I figure were the flaws in my judgement, which comes out all weird, so I'm gonna go with the majority vote and say Mastodon. I mean, it was very much a team book, an ensemble -- but Tom's right, Dave had a very definite transformation.

(I think Gruenwald's writing benefited from the "a year in the New U is a year in the real world" rule -- he did most of the best character-oriented stuff in Captain America, but it still wasn't as good as DP7, despite having far more issues over which to develop things.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

MARC HAZZARD: MERC
MARC HAZZARD: MERC
MARC HAZZARD: MERC
MARC HAZZARD: MERC

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

So many names jostling for that last nomination - Warlock out of New Mutants, Wulf Sternhammer, Ro-Jaws, General Blackblood, Teacher out of Bash Street Kids...

Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Very famous characters currently missing:

Superman
Wolverine
Wonder Woman
the Hypno Hustler

Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm conflicted on the Superman issue, which is why I spent my nominations before making up my mind. I think I keep coming back to whether or not to give him credit for innovation / cut him slack for seniority. He's a better icon than a character, while the reverse is true for most of the nominations.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The 2000AD characters of my misspent youth deserve some noms:

Rogue Trooper (the first one)
Wulf Sternhammer
Mek-Quake
Archie the Robot (in his Acid Archie the Anarchist guise from Zenith Book 2)

God! Warlock, I'd forgotten him. No-one could draw him like Bill Sienkewicz.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
So many characters, so little time!

Tom (Groke), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, no votes for jughead?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:18 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

CBR wishes they were cool.

Dr. Superman, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we should all vote in this. And we should all vote for MARC HAZZARD: MERC.

Also remember that Judge Dredd is a DC character.

Vic Fluro, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Bernard The Poet trumped Marc Hazzard in my voting. And since all the DC characters are so piss boring I was forced to make one up i.e. Reverse Aquaman.

Vic Fluro, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also remember that Judge Dredd is a DC character.

To counter this nomination, I think I'll vote for Justice Peace.

R Baez, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERMAN TO WIN

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

REVERSE AQUAMAN IS THE ONLY AQUAMAN

Vic Fluro, Friday, 24 August 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

No Lockheed teh alien dragon, no credibility.

rogermexico., Friday, 24 August 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link


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