LAID BACK GAUZE THE OLD TILE WAS GATTING ON SCHOOL DAZE AND MOLLIFIED FOLEY CATHETERS NOW OPTIMIZED WITH PREMIUM CONTENT FOR USERS BITTEN IN THE EYE BY PIPE BOMBS (PS: BOOTY POPS IS STR8 HO HO HO)

Ice Man, you own a pre-owned 1993 Cutlass Sierra. It sounds classier that way.

It has maroon racing stripes.

sweet

I will sell it to you for less than $5,000

it is a car with a history of greatness

lol, that will go over well

"hey honey, you know how you wanted a big swanky luxury car? well SURPRISE!"

perhaps historic significance tbh

dan you should buy a dodge neon with running lights and the biggest spoiler you can find

Three generations of wrappers under the seats.

better yet, I should by a Dodge Neon and put running lights and the biggest spoiler I can find on it myself on the weekends

preferably with various 3M epoxies

dan buy a pt cruiser and move to mn where we can spend our free time drinking beer and pimping it

also we will work on your car sometimes

You should get a bus can of silver paint and be all LET US DISCOVER AMERICA AND THROUGH HER OURSELVES

there was a brief window of time where I was seriously considering getting a PT Cruiser

I wanted to modify it so that it didn't have front seats

you should get a CUBE MOBILE DEVICE

okay that is a step too far

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1990-1999/1993-Plymouth-Prowler-Concept-takeout.jpg

Somebody I know was enthusiastic about these PT Cruisers when they came out

WHAT CAR SHOULD HI DERE BUY

HELPING U

We had a PT Cruiser rental care for a day for some reason. There was no driving speed that it ever felt good at. Not a fan.

But I'm super-boring, so...

btw, had a nice morning subbing at a local elementary school as the school nurse. Very hard to get used to calling myself "Mrs. R.C." I've never used "Mrs." before at all, so it feels RIDICULOUS.

try calling yourself "Mrs. TaB" next time

Mrs. Saccharine-Pop

or Saccharine-Soda? So hard to choose.

call yourself Captain R-C, see if that helps

If you're in a foul mood, you could also be Nurse Arsey.

oh suzy, you really shouldn't have written that around John, FB and me because now we all will refer to Sara as "Nurse Arsey" until she hunts us all down and strangles us with her arsey hands

hmmmmmm

And yet, strangely, leaves suzy unharmed.

See, Nurse Arsey is now certified able to wield a hypo, but I am 4000 miles from it.

It's true; I can drive to get these other guys. suzy is quite safe where she is (at least for NOW)

my dog will protect me

i will now start a hard regimen of making "ARSEY!" his attack command

I have seen him take down a full grown woman.

Dude, I am not afraid of your dog. He's adorable. And I'm sure he'll understand my need to stick needles into you, as long as I don't stick needles into him.

He's that kind of a dog.

you guys, my little cousin is married now

she is TWENTY-THREE

Obviously too young to get married!

(*ahem, unless you are me, I guess...)