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Mrs. Saccharine-Pop

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

or Saccharine-Soda? So hard to choose.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

call yourself Captain R-C, see if that helps

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

If you're in a foul mood, you could also be Nurse Arsey.

― when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

oh suzy, you really shouldn't have written that around John, FB and me because now we all will refer to Sara as "Nurse Arsey" until she hunts us all down and strangles us with her arsey hands

― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmmmmm

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

And yet, strangely, leaves suzy unharmed.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

See, Nurse Arsey is now certified able to wield a hypo, but I am 4000 miles from it.

― when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

It's true; I can drive to get these other guys. suzy is quite safe where she is (at least for NOW)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

my dog will protect me

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i will now start a hard regimen of making "ARSEY!" his attack command

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I have seen him take down a full grown woman.

― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude, I am not afraid of your dog. He's adorable. And I'm sure he'll understand my need to stick needles into you, as long as I don't stick needles into him.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 28 May 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

He's that kind of a dog.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 28 May 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys, my little cousin is married now

she is TWENTY-THREE

― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Obviously too young to get married!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

(*ahem, unless you are me, I guess...)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

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