apparently there is, just not in my favor
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
Also, don't worry about savings. I'll send yr kids these:http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/5749271/il_fullxfull.223664547.jpgI'll even put dimes in them.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 22 March 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
A whole DOLLAR!!!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys,
If you have any pics of J and me where we aren't guzzling booze or looking incredibly smashed, could you send them to us, sooner rather than later if possible?
thanking u
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
I will dig through them tonight, but I am not sure my pics of you meet those qualifications. Text me on Sat or Sun if I haven't emailed you anything.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
hey so as of two minutes ago my folks officially own property in Vero Beach
start searching for Orlando flights now
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
See y'all in Florida!
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure your father won't mind having us all as winter residents, right?
My kids are old enough to be trained to wait on us all, btw.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
How are their bartending skills? These rum drinks won't just make themselves.
Also there are only two bedrooms, but it's FL so sleeping in the yard can be seen as a fun bonus adventure!
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Big bugs and alligators, dudes - let's go!
P.S. I thought you hated rum.
P.P.S. They are fast learners.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
rum is gross outside of beach situations/frozen drinks
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
So I guess I will train them for margaritas then.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
I think I've adopted a new favorite phrase.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"rum is gross outside of beach situations"-roast beef
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
Some terrifyingly conservative dude just followed me on Twitter
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
say hi to ph1l h41b3rg for me
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Lolling so hard
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
oh dear, what is the handle and should I look at it and lol?
I follow tons of crazy people.
But John is SO RIGHT about ph1l. He's super annoying, too.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 5 April 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
Worse than me, even!
yayyyy moving to mpls in june. did not plan on two years in yr town. just long enough that now i'll actually miss some people, hrmph.
― arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
We will have badass times
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 5 April 2013 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
i am badly in need of those!
― arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
It's this guy:
https://twitter.com/MarkRMatthews
as far as I can tell he gives zero lols, whereas IA Senator Chuck Grassley is surprisingly funny
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
So I should follow Grassley?
I believe Herman Cain to be the funniest Republican on the planet.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:16 (eleven years ago) link
This is why you should follow Grassley:
http://gawker.com/5971006/the-15-most-powerful-chuck-grassley-tweets-of-2012
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
hey y'all, I told some of you that I was auditioning for the Platters? it never panned out (largely due to Operation A)
a friend of mine got the gig though so it's all good
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
I am totally going to flip off that baby.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
OK those Grassley tweets. Is it possible he doesn't really know how to use his Twitter???
Also - deX - the Platters?!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
Well, one of the eight groups calling themselves The Platters (but I think this was the official group that legally owns the name)
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
Grassley started weird twitter iirc
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
That is crazy.
Both of those things.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 05:55 (eleven years ago) link
BREAKING NEWS
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1020595/391/Hastings-toddler-found-with-booze-in-street
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
"...just standin' right there ya know and I mean 'cause I seen 'im 'n' that well y'know the wife said 'n' that well y'know be careful of that little boy 'n' that so he wouldn't happen to dart out or somethin' like that..."
PRESCOTT Y'ALL
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
FYI Sara I made up that bit abt weird twitter
Also, Dan, I will not flip off your baby or your friend who is in the new platters
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
i am filled with hometown pride
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
I just assume everything you say is made up, JP.
We should have a competition to imagine what the next HSTNGS news story might bring. Pretty sure that, no matter what we come up with, it won't be enough.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
In that exact same intersection, I found a guy lying down near the curb who had been hit by a car and who had been lying there for 15-20 minutes while people were driving by, shaking their heads at the drunk. tbf, he smelled of booze, but the paramedics said his leg was fractured and that he was exhibiting signs of a concussion.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
well thats why he sent his toddler out on the next beer run, they are harder to hit because they're smaller
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
unfortunately people read that thing that was going around about crying children and gangs and brought the kid to the police station. If only they had read snopes everybody would be cool
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
kids never going to learn how to handle his liquor if the mommy state keeps getting involved. THANKS FOR NOTHING OBAMA
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
altho on the positive note the kid is less likely to make a party foul and drop his drink again for fear of the police
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
still back on Mike's Hard Lemonade
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
clearly that toddler is a pussy
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
no Black Label, no credibility
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
urgent & key question: was the toddler wearing Zubaz?
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
oh, the images in my head just went all fuzzy, and all I can hear now in my mind is "Can't Touch This"
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
My my myMy Zima hits 'em so hard
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ you have officially destroyed my life
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
finally I have achieved what HSTNGS could not
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
preserve this moment in amber, the universe
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link