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I know that most parents fear spinal meningitis or baby plague or kidnap vans but at this moment all of those are trumped by the iPhone iTunes remote taking a shit on me just now, because apparently there is a bill hicks album in my library and that's what is happening
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Sunday, 9 March 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link
Son, I just fed you pears we blended ourselves, the least you could do is try to enjoy dizzee rascal and not fart directly in my face
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Sunday, 9 March 2014 05:01 (ten years ago) link