Loose change

hey paul just give the documentary a chance

Naaah, you guys all got it WRONG.

All that happened that unfortunate morning in Manhattan was, well, see a couple a planes somehow wound up way WAAAAY off course and SOMEHOW they both of them actually happened to hit two New York commercial buildings there; it was an ACCIDENT. No Obi Wan Laden and all this conspiiiiiiracy stuff, PEOPLE. Buncha fkn HOOEY. I mean, everybody knows by now of course that this particular administration's gift for truly creative flights of flair - and, too, their remarkable genius for suspension of disbelief - has managed to inform the annals of our national deliberation and discourse with unthinkable feats of unbridled imagination and originality like never before in America. So we should appreciate that.

LOOK: Stranger things have happened! It's not like shid don't even ever happen like that. Oh and SAC NORAD actually also happened to, simultaneously, like take the whole god damned DAY OFF right that morning there TOO and shid.

Weird. But TRUE.

And for the background on the Loose Change people:
http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/

I'm sorry - it was clearly aliens.