wait you guys all name your ipods wtf
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link
mine is cuttyPod
― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link
catpod
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link
My phone is named MOGO My laptop is named MOUNTAIN BOOK My work computer is named DANGER ROOM My palmtop is named GUIDING STAR My iPod is named RYDEEN
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link
i mean cattyPod
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link
my SQL server is named CURLY'S GOLD
nerd
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link
your myspace is called PUZZLE MOUSE
― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link
iPod: Dunvallo Molmutius AirPort network: Edward the Confessor Hard Drive: Sweyn Forkbeard Printer: Athelstan
― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link
yr band is called HOLY HAIL
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link
external hard drive is called metternich
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link
duplex is good, sharpie is good, stuart is meh, raekwon is A++++
my old cat used to be named Spike.
also: -- Robot -- Puppy -- Iago -- Dumptruck -- Tom Brokaw -- Ullr (<---- nerdy) -- Gary
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
I was going to suggest Murdock and then I remembered it's from the A-Team.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
for the thirtieth time, all domesticated animals should just be named "shit for brains" or "jackass" or something similar, since that is what they will get called more often than their "real name," which is mostly used to introduce them to visitors. only problem, if you lose them or they run away, it's not really cool to have to put up signs saying "answers to dickhead"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
"Stuart"
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year? Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
this is why it's okay that mr kitty is named mr kitty. in hindsight dr ben would have been better as "bozo" or "clown"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
but what if chastising your pets comes more in the form of "stop being an asshole" then it is okay to call your pet Flower or Moondoggle.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
Tombot 8080, really -- my dog got called "fathead" or "bozo" more often that not
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
Haha upstairs neighbor's cat is named Fathead.
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
our dog gets doofus, retard, spazhead, galoot but mostly veruca. ooo..there is a money spider on me.
― sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
i call most animals "guy" most of the time.
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.jwpjazz.com/images/Cityscape_David_Fathead_Newman_2006.jpeg
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link
i call most animals "dog"
Burritoville
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
Taco Gato Loco
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
You mom's weeping vagina
― 69, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link
I would really really like a kitty but I is allergic. =(
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link
Do not like dogs. Filthy, violent things.
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
Except puppies
u are RONG about dogs but I will still give you a delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
that's comforting
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link
I lived with a dog once. It pooped on the floor and walked in it and walked around with a poopy foot and then ate the remaining poop. Dogs.
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link
Jewish the cat is great!
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
jewish the cat, cattorney at law
― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link
^^^^ this
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link
banning adam
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link
??
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link
corgi hater
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
HE DOESNT LIKE DOGS
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
o plz
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.
RONG. grew up w/cats. allergic whole life until moved away from home.
― jaxon, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link
friend growing up (who's parents were Hells Angels) had a doberman named Dammit. "DAMMIT, GET OFF THE COUCH. DAMMIT, COME HERE!"
― jaxon, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
PROFESSOR SNAPE
― Yerac, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
DR PANTS
― Yerac, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link
JOJO DANCER
i hope adam's ban is only temporary. he is pleasant!
― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link
Bananapants
― nabisco, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link
when do we gets more pics?!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link
it is crazy how pictures of people's kittens can srsly increase the happiness of my day
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link
artis gilmore.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link