stalking list, summer 2007

but at least you got laid, right?

Aren't you married? If "y", shut the hell up.

-- Laurel, Monday, July 2, 2007 6:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OUCH

;___;

naturally after dropping her off at home i went straight to the bar and drank myself unconscious

which is typical, obviously, but at least i had a reason that night

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yes.

was this a turn-off? I mean, I would not at all mind being a rebound right now

by the way now BACK with her asshole ex-bf. i know this because they were at MY bar the other night.

thanks smalltimore!

xpost: getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes

wait do i have to shut the hell up too ;_;

30. http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/nov04/cbrown112304.jpg

oh damn people need to learn to stay out of others' territory!
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^ sexual tension

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(add as many x's as you want and it still holds)

getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes

Uh yeah, I think this mopey guy who hangs around the bar I go to (and is now dating some crazy girl who dumped my friend. said friend is now dating my sister, but that's another story) might have been abused in such a way by a girl I dated. Like, she was hung up on me and used him.

there are smaller towns than baltimore

oh no doubt

keep in mind i used to live in the PA suburbs and OLYMPIA omg wtf lol

Anyone who knows self to be loved and adored and who gets smooches regularly from adoring partner cd maybe start own thread about awesomeness vs frustratingness of LTRs and leave us to our stalking of the celery at midnight.

there are smaller towns than baltimore

I thought I had a movie-level awkward moment when I was with new girl the other day and ex-fiance + dude I hate walked by, but it turns out they didn't notice us.

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ahh wonderful anonymous new york where i go years without running into exes (and when i do i can reasonably pretend to not see them and cross the street or something)

LOL OMG WE ARE A WB DRAMA

ONLY REVEREND CAMDEN CAN SAVE US NOW

- mailwoman bringing me tex avery droopy box set

- mr chen's organic chinese cuisine delivery dude

- various interns

I MEAN, UH

yes, maybe there is something to be said for switching neighborhoods with the seasons...
xp to linds

is there yet a thread dedicated to our favorite 7th heaven moments?

you should start one

remember the crazy alcoholic aunt?

i basically bonded with one girlfriend over the "mary gets shipped off to the colonel's for bad behavior" plotline

seventh heaven???

guys srsly?

i know i've pointed this out before but it terrifies me that seventh heaven has outlasted every adult relationship i've ever had

maybe those christians have the right idea

r.i.p. 18 year old jessica biel before you turned into a muscley robot

dude that show is THE BEST. my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue. also the one where matt meets his jewish wife.

I think some other department here has interns but NO NO NO

There are maybe a couple dozen women under 35 around this company, of which maybe 3 aren't married

one of those girls I want to talk is probably from my friend's sister's bible study group or some shit. secret 7th heaven connection?

talk = stalk, obv

because talking to them makes far too much sense

This article is about Heaven. For other uses, see Seventh Heaven (disambiguation)

I mean c'mon xp

the serious parts of this thread are verging on louis jagger level creepiness

also:

my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue

YES

Wait, what parts are srs?

I meant it about the champagne bath, that is 100% serious business.

well i'm starting to get the impression that mh is going to show up outside the local bar in a raincoat

just sayin'

and yeah all of my winter cavalcade of whimsy suggestions are 100% serious

even though i generally take a shower in my jeans and a t-shirt

is that 7th heaven glue sniffing episode better than the walker texas ranger about a cabal of SATANISTS

WE GOT 18 KIDS AND THE POWER OF JESUS: The 7th Heaven Appreciation Thread

theme song stuck in head

Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.

my neigbors have 9 kids and the power of jesus.

my whole family used to walker texas ranger and sing along to the theme song. fact!