but what if chastising your pets comes more in the form of "stop being an asshole" then it is okay to call your pet Flower or Moondoggle.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot 8080, really -- my dog got called "fathead" or "bozo" more often that not
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha upstairs neighbor's cat is named Fathead.
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
our dog gets doofus, retard, spazhead, galoot but mostly veruca. ooo..there is a money spider on me.
― sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i call most animals "guy" most of the time.
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jwpjazz.com/images/Cityscape_David_Fathead_Newman_2006.jpeg
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i call most animals "dog"
Burritoville
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Taco Gato Loco
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
You mom's weeping vagina
― 69, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I would really really like a kitty but I is allergic. =(
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Do not like dogs. Filthy, violent things.
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Except puppies
u are RONG about dogs but I will still give you a delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
that's comforting
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I lived with a dog once. It pooped on the floor and walked in it and walked around with a poopy foot and then ate the remaining poop. Dogs.
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Jewish the cat is great!
― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
jewish the cat, cattorney at law
― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ this
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
banning adam
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
??
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
corgi hater
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
HE DOESNT LIKE DOGS
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
o plz
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.
RONG. grew up w/cats. allergic whole life until moved away from home.
― jaxon, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
friend growing up (who's parents were Hells Angels) had a doberman named Dammit. "DAMMIT, GET OFF THE COUCH. DAMMIT, COME HERE!"
― jaxon, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
PROFESSOR SNAPE
― Yerac, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
DR PANTS
― Yerac, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
JOJO DANCER
i hope adam's ban is only temporary. he is pleasant!
― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Bananapants
― nabisco, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
when do we gets more pics?!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
it is crazy how pictures of people's kittens can srsly increase the happiness of my day
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link
artis gilmore.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to get digicam batteries tomorrow.
other names: Okra Pharaoh Tiberius Wings Scrapple
― ian, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link
actually I'm beginning to think dr ben believes his name is "WAHT" bcz he'll be hanging out in the foyer yowling and yapping about something the way he does because he's a ludicrous fool and I'll be in here and hear him and say "what?!?" and he all of a sudden will shut up and bolt into the bedroom and stare at me.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link
rorschach.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe the advent of CATBOOK and DOGBOOK will convince Ian to get a facebook profile :D
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i was actually thinking or rorschach, kevin! since he is mostly black and all. also since he is the best character by far in watchmen.
― ian, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
is he a right-wing vigilante?
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link
"wings" is really good
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
name of thread implies that he is a cat, so yes. Also an inveterate rapist prone to incredibly sadistic homicidal acts whenever confronted with bugs, birds, fish or rodents.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i like okra but for some reason i feel that'd be better suited for a female kitty.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i heard that a name has been decided upon...
― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
call him jerry orbach
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
i also heard that rumor. i still want pics!
― tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Meximelt
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf guise
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
jerry orbach is a good name.
one of my friends has a cat named elliot stabler!
― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
SPILL
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link