stalking list, summer 2007

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ahh wonderful anonymous new york where i go years without running into exes (and when i do i can reasonably pretend to not see them and cross the street or something)

LOL OMG WE ARE A WB DRAMA

ONLY REVEREND CAMDEN CAN SAVE US NOW

- mailwoman bringing me tex avery droopy box set

- mr chen's organic chinese cuisine delivery dude

- various interns

I MEAN, UH

yes, maybe there is something to be said for switching neighborhoods with the seasons...
xp to linds

is there yet a thread dedicated to our favorite 7th heaven moments?

you should start one

remember the crazy alcoholic aunt?

i basically bonded with one girlfriend over the "mary gets shipped off to the colonel's for bad behavior" plotline

seventh heaven???

guys srsly?

i know i've pointed this out before but it terrifies me that seventh heaven has outlasted every adult relationship i've ever had

maybe those christians have the right idea

r.i.p. 18 year old jessica biel before you turned into a muscley robot

dude that show is THE BEST. my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue. also the one where matt meets his jewish wife.

I think some other department here has interns but NO NO NO

There are maybe a couple dozen women under 35 around this company, of which maybe 3 aren't married

one of those girls I want to talk is probably from my friend's sister's bible study group or some shit. secret 7th heaven connection?

talk = stalk, obv

because talking to them makes far too much sense

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I mean c'mon xp

the serious parts of this thread are verging on louis jagger level creepiness

also:

my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue

YES

Wait, what parts are srs?

I meant it about the champagne bath, that is 100% serious business.

well i'm starting to get the impression that mh is going to show up outside the local bar in a raincoat

just sayin'

and yeah all of my winter cavalcade of whimsy suggestions are 100% serious

even though i generally take a shower in my jeans and a t-shirt

is that 7th heaven glue sniffing episode better than the walker texas ranger about a cabal of SATANISTS

WE GOT 18 KIDS AND THE POWER OF JESUS: The 7th Heaven Appreciation Thread

theme song stuck in head

Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.

my neigbors have 9 kids and the power of jesus.

my whole family used to walker texas ranger and sing along to the theme song. fact!

Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.

wait i dont...what???

^I was trying to find that thread last week and couldn't. :(

i've never in my life been at a coffeeshop where the employees were cute. TRUE FACT.

stalkin' jess's threads

My Brooklyn Jewish atheist raised-on-psychoanalysis friend just revealed that she loves 7th Heaven. I cannot relate.

this thread should have been about burrito carts
i would like to follow the taco truck around for a day

i'm not stalking anyone but if i were i'd stalk any of the girls at letizia's. the combination of having decent taste in music, being extremely easy on the eyes, and the only interaction we ever have ends with me in possession of a giant iced coffee is fantastic.

but stalking implies a level of comittment that i'm just not prepared to give right now. hell, i can't even get in the shower before 3 pm these days.

more stalking pls:

-Skinny little kitty with the weird face who belongs to the drug dealers across the street. I shall tempt you to my porch all summer with succulent bowls of off-brand cat food.

active stalking is passe, casual stalking is where it's at

hahahahah ohhhhh i get it now

christ i completely forgot that particular incident

i'm totally over the rotating series of hott girls at the local coffee place. none of them are as perky cuet as the original. place is ridiculously overpriced too.

did they all have enormous foreheads

don't they always?

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