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i have been told the rats book starts out good and then sinks...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

KATAMARI CELL PHONE CHARMS STOLEN OUT OF MAIL

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

King of All Cosmos: We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good.

― lf (lfam), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Why did the Bushwick hipster get out of bed masturbating?

Because he wanted to be up and coming!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i just missed the J on the way home :(

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Welcome to my life, buttmunch.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

SUCKS 2 LIVE IN BUSCHWICKKE.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

i bypass all the craigslist apt ads that mention the J/M/Z.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Morbz, the Marcy ave area is nice and Hewes isn't so bad.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

that tom le guy sold me my house. he was very up with people.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

in bushwick, you can get mango with hot sauce!!! on the street!!!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 18 May 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

but can I ever get the train at night?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 May 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

in bushwick, mango eats you with hot sauce

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever actually witnessed the existance of the J/M/Z despite having waited for them on a few occasions.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

the JMZ is great compared to the G and the L

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I was also wondering if the G actually existed. Though I have seen the L, many times. It's shiny and future. Tho many times I have had to leave events early because of the "construction" they were doing, did they ever finish that or are they still shutting it off really early random nites of the week?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

are they still shutting it off really early random nites of the week?

roflmao

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

j/m/z is pretty good.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OH IVYPAWS

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Q, B, 2, 3, 4 BITCHES.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Announcer: For service to 81st Street, take the downtown B as in bubble or D as in Ducktales.

--86th Street B/C station

Overheard by: frocky

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a serious question, Mr. Williams! I still have this faint glimmer of hope that one day, they will be true to their claims and construction will have, indeed, been temporary. Like Times Square. One day, I will go to that station and it will be DONE! For once and for all.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

And on that dark day, New York will fall forever.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The day I take the second ave line (anyone know what letter[s] / colors it will be?)

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Man can you imagine what it will look like? When they finally finish Times Square? I think my heart will grow 3 sizes that day. Before the apocolypse occurs etc etc.

xpost the 2nd Ave line will be glorious, we'll tell tales to our grandchildren of how it used to be and how they will laugh, and say, "That's how it still is, do you need your medicine/"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/2nd_Avenue_Subway.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Avenue_Line

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

QT!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Pretty peacock blue line!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

that is one sexy color scheme, the blue/yellow....

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://the-wild-hunt.org/x-men/blueteam.JPG http://the-wild-hunt.org/x-men/goldteam.JPG

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

* 2012-2015: Phase 1 (96th St. to 63rd St.) State Funding In-Place, Federal Funding Approved [2], Phase I Entering Final Design, Construction Contracts Expected in 2006
* 2014-2017: Phase 2 (125th St. to 96th St.) Engineering ongoing. No funding commitments.
* 2015-2018: Phase 3 (63rd St. to Houston St.) Engineering ongoing. No funding commitments.
* 2017-2020: Phase 4 (Houston St. to Hanover Sqr.) Engineering ongoing. No funding commitments.

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Man Cyclops really is a total douche

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I really should take a Z train.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 19 May 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

The Z doesn't seem to be running right now

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.plateoftheday.com/food_blog/nightTrainInHand.gif

― guess papers (eman), Friday, 19 May 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

firemen breaking into next door apt to stop gas leak wooooh!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

firemen kicking down front door of building when other firemen were already inside!

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

landlord pissed that jon called the fire department for a gas leak wtf?!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't you usually call the gas company for a gas leak?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

safety first, heros

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Sunday, 11 June 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

oh noes... third roommate bailed on august apartment plans. NEED THIRD ROOMMATE (FEMALE). PLEASE APPLY WITHIN. BROOKLYN ONLY.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 11 June 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

killz, where in brooklyn?

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Monday, 12 June 2006 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I called 311 and they sent fire department. Fuck utility companies, NO I CAN'T BE HOME FROM 10 TO 2 IN 3 DAYS

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Really? The times I've called the gas company re leaks, they've shown up within half an hour. There's usually a separate (emergency) number for that stuff, I thought.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 June 2006 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link

TEHRZ - off the L.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Can they... enter other people's apartments?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

never call the FD unless you want 30 firemen there to break yr wiondows and steal stuff

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link

stop slandering our heroes

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://blog.project76.tv/nicolas-cage-oliver-stone-september11-05.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm only repeating the wisdom passsed along by people in several city agencies...if 3 people had not used the same pharse to descibe the actions of the FD, i'd dismiss it, but....

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

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did u dab it with a napking

― =[[ (eman), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I saw killyquinnkilly in a coffeeshop next to where I work on sunday. i was going to say something but then at the last minute i thought it totally wasn't you. Plus, i was hungover. and you have a boyfriend.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i was in chicago, you nazi.

tho, to be honest, i probably wouldn't be shocked if that had happened in bro-zeman either -- place is chock a block with crazy rednecks. remember, this is a state that only outlawed open containers (while driving) a little while ago. dudes still roll down main street pounding Buds behind the wheel.

in front of, like, cops and kids and puppies and stuff.

also, push you and call you 'fag' for wearing pants w/o cargo pockets.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i was totally at VERB at 5th & bedford meeting my friend on sunday. we also stopped in some place called like FIX or FIXED on sunday to use the facilities.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also i was at a reeaaalllly lame place called "happy endings" tonight and i wanted to kill myself. these dudes from barcelona were trying to make me their bride

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I did see you then at Fix, I was working at the orange record store next door.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

cuet

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

where did your buddy get the gun pulled on him evan? i remember driving my ex's car down division back to our apartment after signing the lease for my bachelor pad and seeing a guy walking down the sidewalk very non-challantly carrying a gun. like it may as well have been a bag from mickey d's or a library book or something. as if it were no big deal to be walking down division & central at 3:30 on a tuesday afternoon carrying a gun. but then again, at division and central maybe it's not such a big deal

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

diversey and sacramento -- avondale/logan square-ish

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 24 August 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa, i know exactly where that is. just south of the expressway. a friend of mine lives on mozart between diversey and the boulevard. dang, i always thought that was a pretty safe area.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 25 August 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51852

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(me the other night):

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43032

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

This is just to say that I'm heading into Teh Citay tonight, and this thread is scaring the shit out of me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

ME AN GETO BOYS WENT TRICK OR TREAT-EN
ROBBIN LIL KIDS FOR BAGS

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

NOW I'M FEELIN LIKE A FIEND
IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://bushwickbk.com/archives/149

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

The follow-up is pretty awesome.

― Laurel, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

OUR LADY OF SORROWS AND EXTREME MARTYRDOM WHO CRIES ONTO OUR TOAST

― Laurel, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Gentrification not gentrification

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

buying clothes off the street in front of mckibbin = hi dere bedbugs

― bell_labs, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

My faux-denim ski pants feel too tight around the crotch :(

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

we threw out all this super shitty furniture last night and within 2 minutes all these kids were SWARMING

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

House Swarming Party

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

O shit I forgot, I saw a handwritten stoop sale flyer on Saturday, among the promised offerings was "Mod Collectibles".

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I should have a sale and just sell all my extra extension cords.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Call your sidewalk extension cord sale a "project".

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

at the "Borinquen Place Space"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Axually me and K do wanna have a sidewalk sale soon. Either in front of our bldg or in front of our friend's bldg over by Bedford.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

please send "Brooklyn Pete" a nb invite

― sanskrit, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

my upstairs neighbors have been listening to animal collective and fucking all day
-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Saturday, 4 March 2006 21:56 (1 year ago) Link

^ lol I fucked her and did this later!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

So uh Flushing Ave -- is that where the p0rkch0pm0bile broke? I drove on that yesterday -- insane!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

bushwickbk.com/archives/157

these guys are really easy to annoy!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, Flushing Ave killed the car the God bought.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought the muffler fell off like 5 times between your neck of the woods and Fort Greene. Fallujah Simulator!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6770/bushwickqb3.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I got robbed at gunpoint by a dude wearing a chucky t-shirt in September

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

(not in bushwick)

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://bushwickbk.com/archives/262

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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