the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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[On "Which albums sounded classic at first then turned out to be dud?" thread:]

Kid A
Are You Experienced?
Beggars Banquet
Back in Black
Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space


-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:06 PM (6 months ago)

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Orange Juice?? Josef K?? If these bands are so good, how come I've never heard of them?

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 April 2007 01:56 (1 hour ago)

(Y'know, I think he's trying to get on this thread deliberately.)

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 April 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

from 'what is the smoothest song of all time' thread

The right answer is, of course, "Rock Your Fucking Baby"

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:52 (1 year ago)

deej, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Is "Rock Your Fucking Baby" in 5/4?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

From "Four best singles ever":

"Common People"
"Northern Lites"
"Radio Free Europe"
"Hunted By a Freak"

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (19 seconds ago)

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I recommend the Moody Blues' To Our Children's Children's Children. For some strange reason, the Moodies get absolutely zero love on ILM, and I'm troubled by that.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, January 23, 2005 8:00 PM (2 years ago)

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OK there is nothing stupid about either of those last two.

You are ruining this thread!!

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:33 AM (1 week ago)

g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck is "popism"?

-- Mr. Snrub

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, only his job!

sexyDancer, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Prince becuase I suck at life.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:01 AM (2 days ago)
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you said it

-- lex pretend, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:04 AM (2 days ago)

g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(xxxpost)

WTF? Those are record reviews???

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, May 3, 2007 12:59 PM (12 minutes ago)

and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

PITCHFORK GAVE "ROSES" ONE-AND-A-HALF STARS?!?!?!?

WHAT the FUCK!?!?!

"Lyrically, it's just all too ridiulous"?? Even the immortal rhyme, "Caroline (Caroline!) She's the reason for the world bitch (bitch!) I hope she's speedingonthewaytotheclubtryingtohurryuptogettosomeballerorsingerorsomebodylikethatandtrytoputonhermakeupinthemirror and crash, craaaash, craaaaaaash into a ditch!"?

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, March 8, 2004 7:10 PM (3 years ago)

and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, he's right about that one.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(edited)

DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK!
-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 9:17 PM (Yesterday)

C0L1N B..., Thursday, 10 May 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I'm the ultimate in hip-hop evil because I'm white, I'm a university student, and I like Endtroducing a lot.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:03 AM (1 year ago)

and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Geir, do you have any followers/acolytes?

(cheerfully raises hand)

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:31 (6 minutes ago)

never acid again, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

he's aiming for this thread now.

g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah he's gone "self-aware" now. this happened with tuomas too!

haitch, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Will somebody please tell me what in God's name is so great about "That's the Joint"?

Why are limiting these polls to only singles that were on the Pazz and Jop lists for each year? Fuck Pazz and Jop.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:56 AM (5 minutes ago)

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

[Sorry, should be an ellipsis after that first question.]

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this the same Betty Davis that sounds like Macy Gray? The one that did that "Oooh I wantcha daddy I want cha!" song? If so, then "DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is what I'd be saying if this were a Classic or Dud thread. But as it is, I'll just silently shake my head and wonder what is wrong with you people.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, November 6, 2005 3:13 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

strgn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

strgn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

would this be any better if i had actually ever heard the flaming lips album?

-- JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, March 5, 2004 3:57 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HEARD "YOSHIMI BATTLES THE PINK ROBOTS" BEFORE??????

WHY NOT!?!?!?!?

"Fight Test" IS the song of the millennium so far!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, March 5, 2004 3:58 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

What the fuck does "8080" mean? I've seen it used here on ILX a lot lately.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, June 28, 2007 4:33 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

gff, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I kind of hate
"8-8-"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i hope jaxon went right out and bought that album

deej, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

8080 is stupid.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Que 8080.

jaymc, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Que t-t-t-totally dude

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

8. Nirvana: "You Know You're Right" (DGC) 57

WORST SONG EVER RECORDED BY ANYONE

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, July 2, 2007 9:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Man, ilx really hates grunge.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, July 15, 2007 7:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 July 2007 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait a minute... so Grandmaster Flash never had anything to do with this song or "The Message"??? Why is he so revered nowadays as a hip-hop legend, then???

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, July 23, 2007 2:04 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Beat me to it.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:24 (sixteen years ago) link

that is some classic snrub right there

deej, Monday, 23 July 2007 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

What is "Furrydom"?
What is "scat porn"?

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 10, 2004 7:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i am humbled by his ability to not know things

gff, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL. I remember innocently asking what "bukkake" meant back in '01 or something. Did Snrub get a satisfactory answer to his questions in '04?

Pashmina, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Or maybe it was "hentai", I forget.

Pashmina, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

But I thought that everyone in the 80s had long hair?

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 31, 2006 10:23 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 16 August 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do people change aliases? What's the point? I say pick a name and fucking stay with it.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:44 (Yesterday) Link

Hard like armour, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

TEN FUNNY NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LINES:
1. "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Know what Napoleon? You can LEAVE!"
2. "Ow! Jeeeeez!"
3. "Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves. Are you ready to get your groove on?" "Yes."
4. "It's a piece o' crap! It doesn't work!"
5. "What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?"
6. "Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky!"
7. "Yessssssss."
8. "I like your sleeves. They're real big."
9. "I'm not gonne use hers, you sicko!" "Ugh! Idiot!"
10. "Sure the world wide web is great..."

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

This song would sound about 5,000 times better if it were an instrumental.
Matter of fact, every Sonic Youth song ever written would sound 5,000 times better if it were an instrumental.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, September 10, 2004 12:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Li

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 9 September 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link

So what exactly does "sonned" mean, anyway?
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, January 3, 2007 7:17 PM (8 months ago)

gershy, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

everytime i watch a blue jays game and see this sign i think of our dear friend:

http://www.mrsuboakville.com/images/logo.gif

sanskrit, Thursday, 13 September 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

ahahahah

s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

SQL is absolute rubbish. It's too slow, it's too old, and it's way too tedious running query after query trying to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do. That's why DBAs make so much money. They're the only ones smart enough to know how to work with this piece of horseshit!

But there's really no alternative to it, is there? Somebody should make one.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:56 PM (1 month ago)

Heave Ho, Friday, 14 September 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so happy I use an ORM

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 15 September 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

There is NO FUCKING WAY the Indians are losing this series.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 30, 2007 6:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Snrub otm

deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and what, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link


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