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From the I Kill Myself thread - posted a mere 15 minutes after the Be A Mang assault on sweet, harmless Vic.

Is this Aaron again? In that case - I don't give a shit either way.

-- Markelby (boy..), May 15th, 2005 1:22 AM. (Mark C) (later)

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

from the draft thread:

On the plus side, Jon Williams is still of comin'-home-in-a-box age, isn't he?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), May 25th, 2004.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Does the UK have a draft?

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.mearstaxidermyandsupply.com/images/bm%20hide%20paste%20p16%20bw.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

gear. stop that.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Sometimes I like to take hump a bag of composte and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact bags of composte.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), June 30th, 2005.

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes i like to take a nation state and crush it all up and then use the resulting paste as a spread between two other nation states

― george w bush (gareth), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

marklebush

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 30th, 2005 12:36 PM

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 30 June 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

So is there a racial angle to the yop ads? Big lips and black-sounding voices singing a black-centric song? Surely there can't be?
(I like the 3 ads too, mostly)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 4th, 2005 10:35 AM.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

If we're referring to one's old chap as "he" then yes, I tend to hold him while I pee.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), July 8th, 2005.

one's old chap!!

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"black-centric" !

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"singing a black-centric song" !!!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

"black-sounding voices"

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ahundredmonkeys.com/random_marketing/images/napster.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

People who chew gum with their mouths open are just about the ugliest people in the world, so maybe it's an aesthetic statement.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), July 26th, 2005 3:23 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pieces of gum and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pieces of gum.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the grossest part is that he calls it "sandwich spread" as if his regurgitation was actually him creating some sort of new food product, different from a mixture of slobber and chewed up pringles.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

some sort of new food product

MacElby's Puddin'©

― ghetty green (eman), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Gargleby's "Sinister" Sandwich Spread

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

― ghetty green (eman), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/redtile.jpg

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"...Barry Lasagne, I killed your baby..."

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I dissed Barnes.

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.acemusic.de/cover/P5020667343321_1.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.aeroespacio.com.ar/544/site/fotos/17clasico/ApocalypseNow-B%20copy.gif

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Winter Accessories 2005-6

I desperately need to buy a new hat, a new scarf and new gloves for this winte, but I don't know what to get! Warmth is obviously u+k, but I also want to look STYYLIN'. I have bought myself a super-snappy, very classy black overcoat so it'd be good if they went well with that.
Just talk about winter clothes!

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 31st, 2005. (Mark C) (later)

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Remy, whatever pretentiosexual beliefs you hold, how has it become your place to tell other people what their sexuality is? I'd hazard a guess that you enjoy talking about it - or agonising over your own as-yet-unrevealed issues - more than doing it, if this thread is any evidence.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), Today 7:04 AM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

pretentiosexual!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a new cause to push.

― pretentiosexual rights activist (haitch), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"The people who have the most sex = the people who have the most personal unhappiness" discuss.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 21st, 2005 10:07 AM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the ILX version of "nice car = small penis."

― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:35 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5239/whoa0xo.gif

― feminazi (feminazi), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link

sub-wayne

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season
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Team Aston Villa
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Goals 0
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Total Booking Minutes 0
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― GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

dork shit fuck dickwad face

-- just random words (boyincorduroy@yahoo.deletethisbit.com), February 7th, 2006.

― weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

is he... ok?

― weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

He was replying to a bunch of shithead obnoxious racist trolling, that I shitcanned. (I also deleted barry's comment, as it then seemed his comments were pointed at, I forget, Tracer, perhaps?)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, haha! fair enough then.

(insert "he likes to chew up a racist troll and spread the paste etc" joke here)

― weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

you're sullying his memory

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Wolverine is teh hottest! even with his rub hair

-- Mark C (elmarkc...), March 7th, 2006

^^^ markelby??

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Different Mark C.

― Dan (Threw Me At First, Too) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT MUTANTS

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/franktjmackey/hugh07.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Waht does that have to do with this?

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

HUGE ACKMAN = WOLVERINE

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred, bub.

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

DUH WTF JIMMY. L-R, MARKELBY, WOLVERINE. WTF????????????

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

does that make you want to touch yourself?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

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