stalking list, summer 2007

the serious parts of this thread are verging on louis jagger level creepiness

also:

my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue

YES

Wait, what parts are srs?

I meant it about the champagne bath, that is 100% serious business.

well i'm starting to get the impression that mh is going to show up outside the local bar in a raincoat

just sayin'

and yeah all of my winter cavalcade of whimsy suggestions are 100% serious

even though i generally take a shower in my jeans and a t-shirt

is that 7th heaven glue sniffing episode better than the walker texas ranger about a cabal of SATANISTS

WE GOT 18 KIDS AND THE POWER OF JESUS: The 7th Heaven Appreciation Thread

theme song stuck in head

Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.

my neigbors have 9 kids and the power of jesus.

my whole family used to walker texas ranger and sing along to the theme song. fact!

Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.

wait i dont...what???

^I was trying to find that thread last week and couldn't. :(

i've never in my life been at a coffeeshop where the employees were cute. TRUE FACT.

stalkin' jess's threads

My Brooklyn Jewish atheist raised-on-psychoanalysis friend just revealed that she loves 7th Heaven. I cannot relate.

this thread should have been about burrito carts
i would like to follow the taco truck around for a day

i'm not stalking anyone but if i were i'd stalk any of the girls at letizia's. the combination of having decent taste in music, being extremely easy on the eyes, and the only interaction we ever have ends with me in possession of a giant iced coffee is fantastic.

but stalking implies a level of comittment that i'm just not prepared to give right now. hell, i can't even get in the shower before 3 pm these days.

more stalking pls:

-Skinny little kitty with the weird face who belongs to the drug dealers across the street. I shall tempt you to my porch all summer with succulent bowls of off-brand cat food.

active stalking is passe, casual stalking is where it's at

hahahahah ohhhhh i get it now

christ i completely forgot that particular incident

i'm totally over the rotating series of hott girls at the local coffee place. none of them are as perky cuet as the original. place is ridiculously overpriced too.

did they all have enormous foreheads

don't they always?

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maybe i should start frequenting coffee shops again instead of bars

Be nice, you have to put your hair back/up in food service, it flatters approximately NO ONE.

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some of them serve overpriced beer or wine next to overpriced coffee
x-posst

i have seen at least 5 attractive bar staff in my life, versus 0 attractive coffee shop staff so i am against your insane plan.

xpost laurel i'm wearing my hair up right now and it looks fine, that's carzy talk

this thread went in all sorts of directions

whoops

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oh forget it..

lord knows whathappened to my settings here...ill just skrew off

ohhhhh i've already determined...NO MORE BARTENDERS

they be crazy

i used to work at a coffee shop ;_;

ONLY BARTENDERS

b-but i didn't sleep for six months and almost died of alcohol poisoning once

bell labs, i never frequented your coffee shop, but you would be the one (1) attractive one i would've seen in that case.

maybe i should stop pretending "carts" and "sketchy delis" are coffee shops tho.

xpost christ jess i do that every six months, man up

Tight weaves can cause receding hairlines. Jess, you should try stalking in churches. I hear they have nice girls there.

Ally, did you have to pull it straight back from your forehead and put on a hairnet/headband/stupid baseball-style cap w/ company logo on it?

What about bar waitresses?

HOW DO I SHOT
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i have put a stupid baseball cap on many times and been just fine! also i've never in my life seen anyone at, say, starbucks wearing any of those things you're talking about.

i think i'm going to stalk girls at the comic book convention in a few weeks

u mad

i was hit on more when i worked at coffee shop and diner than ever in my life, boys LOVE the service employees

guyz also carey is a coffeeshop/bartender extraordinaire and is cuet as a button