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i very rarely, even when i vehemently disagree with someone, wish someone would shut the fuck up, but in alan's case i wish he would.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link

what a fucking asshole.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Conceso

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:08 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck. that. guy.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link

where'd you get that "hovel" quote, gear? amazing.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

from the "rebuild new orleans" thread!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I probably shouldn't be posting on this thread since I'm number one on the list, but yeah Alan is a prick.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

More like Alan Cunt-ceicao! (except that would actually be kinda cool, cuz then he'd have all five vowels in his last name, like "Figueroa")

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

alan con queso

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

let's all go march over there right now with a copy of this thread and tell it to his faced!! he'll be FORCED to resign as school president!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

>>How exactly is it theft when the "richest" Americans are the ones paying the vast majority of the federal income taxes in the first place? Are they stealing from themselves? Or, as you are intimating, does the federal government have the primary claim on all income and thus is the distributor of it i.e. deciding how much a taxpayer gets to "keep"?Except for the fact that it was their money to begin with, Tracer. It's not a common pot. It's called letting everyone keep more of what they earn. Maybe you'll remember that the lower brackets were dropped immediately in 2001--the "rich" had to wait a couple of years before their rates moved down. What was happening to the common pot then? I understand your disgust with Turd Blossom, but it's not theivery. The theivery was when we were running a surplus and the fuckers in DC were spending OUR money rather than give it back to us immediately or pay off things like the national debt.If Paul O'Neill is such a righteous guy, and so frank and honest like he'd like us to believe, then why wasn't he pointing out the lies and the (alleged) misuse of Constitutional authority (i.e. war planning)? Why was it okay for him to toe the company line back in early 2001, but once he gets fired it's suddenly a noble act to blow the whistle? O'Neill has a story to tell, but his hindsight is stunninging pious. Were he an intern, or merely some sort of White House drone, it might be understandable that he was bullied around. But here's a guy who was working directly with his friends of 20-30 years, he's been at the top of American industry, he's got an unbelievable amount of power in government, and yet he keeps his big mouth shut. It takes away a person's credibility when they try to wash their hands like this, rather than stand there like an adult and take some damn responsibility.
It's people like O'Neill that enable government to get away with all this dangerous shit. His lack of courage, his lack of acumen, his lack of ethical duty allowed (allegedly bad things to happen. Where were you when the country needed you? You spent at least nine months sitting on this information while you were writing this book, let alone years in the White House watching it unfold. Why is it that these turncoat-tellall books put the author on any sort of a pedastal? Is anyone in Washington DC willing to do their duty to the country anymore?

-- Alan Conceicao (scepticunivers...), January 14th, 2004

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

he had an aol address

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicole OTM. s1ocki too.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

someone needs to kick Al Cuntsacko in the balls and hard and soon

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

responding to my 'funny'

>Chertoff noted that FEMA's statistics indicated half of those who stayed did so because of their own stupidity.<

Those people aren't stupid. I've never bought batteries or water for any of the world ending blizzards that have come through, nor did I do anything to prepare for Hurricane Bob when it made landfall near my house. They just did as many of us would do.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 1st, 2005 10:58 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

right, because he never said those people were stupid, gear. i did. right.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Matter of fact, speaking of the devil, my "weekend" is over. For the vast majority of you, I wish positive times ahead for both you and the people of New Orleans.

-- Alan Conceicao

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I only have the six song EP. It's really quite pleasant, but funnily enough I once listened to it twice over in the car with my mother and my former love interest and none of us realised it until "I Don't Care If You Go" started for the third time!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (eastern_mantr...), June 24th, 2005.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

shouldn't that "and my" be a "/"?

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link

ambiguous wording.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

eats nation-states for breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://vccslitonline.cc.va.us/tragedy/images/oedipus.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.pathguy.com/oedipus_photo.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know who he'd appoint that would be. All Rehnquist was gonna do is basically rubberstamp whatever GW wanted him to.
You know what, screw it. I'm not gonna bother anymore. I'm gonna hold my hands outstreched for China so that when they become the world's dominant military and economic power, maybe I won't be as completely run over as everyone else on the planet. I just don't care anymore.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 4th, 2005 8:50 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

You turned into a lover and mother -- what a lover!

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"Your honour, may I remind you that you've never been in a Spielberg film?"

"I was in Gremlins!"

"But not Gremlins II!"

"Hey, you're right! I'm -- going to allow it."

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 4th, 2005.

he's using the britishes spelling in a quote from the Clerks cartoon!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

super furry animals fans.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link

british student indie kids should die by the thousands

-- Ganbare Goemon (jonathan.williams@gee

FUCK YES.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link

no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.

-- The Coolest Guy Ever (im_bac...), September 6th, 2005.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh, I think that was a Craigslist joke, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link

fucking internet humour.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

scroll down and scope your boy's sailor suit

Yeah, sure, it's September 2005.....What Do You Look Like?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes he likes to take two sailor su... eh, you know what he likes to do.

― haitch wolf gave me haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The only defensible thing about Barbara Bush (the elder) is that she's anti-abortion.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT? he didn't bother me before but now i hate him.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link

further down that thread:

Sorry, you're right, I meant pro-abortion. I'm still not awake yet. Thanks, Morbius.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mant

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I posted that before he said he meant pro-abortion, sorry.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I've fallen asleep during sex before - I thought it was so common it didn't rate a "strange place." Then again, there was one time when I fell asleep/passed out in a groupie's bed and woke up with my hair on fire because he'd lit all these candles for a "romantic atmosphere". Heh.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 6:53 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"groupie"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd set her on fire too if i woke up in bed with her

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"deranged hobo"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

since when do groupies want to be romantic? maybe it is more "you look better with less light"

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"you look better with less hair"

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry jon ;C

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

heeheeehehehahahahahahabawahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REFOFFLES x1000!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

for contrast:

My cramps are slightly abating... got a few drops of blood so it looks like it might turn up by the end of the day. My god, my stomach is so bloated it looks like I'm pregnant so I bet it's going to be a gusher this month!
(And all the men run away from the thread as fast as possible...)

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 8:48 AM. (kate) (link)

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

that's almost as TMI as the kegels thread.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Just talking about kegels makes me miss my lady.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"exceptionally douchebagian"

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:38 (eighteen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with people.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

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