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shouldn't that "and my" be a "/"?

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ambiguous wording.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

eats nation-states for breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://vccslitonline.cc.va.us/tragedy/images/oedipus.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.pathguy.com/oedipus_photo.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know who he'd appoint that would be. All Rehnquist was gonna do is basically rubberstamp whatever GW wanted him to.
You know what, screw it. I'm not gonna bother anymore. I'm gonna hold my hands outstreched for China so that when they become the world's dominant military and economic power, maybe I won't be as completely run over as everyone else on the planet. I just don't care anymore.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 4th, 2005 8:50 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You turned into a lover and mother -- what a lover!

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"Your honour, may I remind you that you've never been in a Spielberg film?"

"I was in Gremlins!"

"But not Gremlins II!"

"Hey, you're right! I'm -- going to allow it."

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 4th, 2005.

he's using the britishes spelling in a quote from the Clerks cartoon!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

super furry animals fans.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

british student indie kids should die by the thousands

-- Ganbare Goemon (jonathan.williams@gee

FUCK YES.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.

-- The Coolest Guy Ever (im_bac...), September 6th, 2005.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh, I think that was a Craigslist joke, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

fucking internet humour.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

scroll down and scope your boy's sailor suit

Yeah, sure, it's September 2005.....What Do You Look Like?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes he likes to take two sailor su... eh, you know what he likes to do.

― haitch wolf gave me haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The only defensible thing about Barbara Bush (the elder) is that she's anti-abortion.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT? he didn't bother me before but now i hate him.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

further down that thread:

Sorry, you're right, I meant pro-abortion. I'm still not awake yet. Thanks, Morbius.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mant

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I posted that before he said he meant pro-abortion, sorry.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've fallen asleep during sex before - I thought it was so common it didn't rate a "strange place." Then again, there was one time when I fell asleep/passed out in a groupie's bed and woke up with my hair on fire because he'd lit all these candles for a "romantic atmosphere". Heh.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 6:53 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"groupie"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd set her on fire too if i woke up in bed with her

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"deranged hobo"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

since when do groupies want to be romantic? maybe it is more "you look better with less light"

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"you look better with less hair"

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry jon ;C

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

heeheeehehehahahahahahabawahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REFOFFLES x1000!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

for contrast:

My cramps are slightly abating... got a few drops of blood so it looks like it might turn up by the end of the day. My god, my stomach is so bloated it looks like I'm pregnant so I bet it's going to be a gusher this month!
(And all the men run away from the thread as fast as possible...)

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 8:48 AM. (kate) (link)

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

that's almost as TMI as the kegels thread.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Just talking about kegels makes me miss my lady.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"exceptionally douchebagian"

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with people.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Species-wide congenital idiocy, mark.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

uughh kate is so gross. why does she think people want to read that shit?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet it's going to be a gusher this month.....

...

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://faculty.washington.edu/kgb/horror/shining_blood_elevator.jpg

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

is she menstruating or hemorrhaging?

― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/fruitgushers_small.jpg

― amon (eman), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.getouttoday.com/bartending/images/drinks/glass-red.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.iconsoffright.com/PJ/carrie1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Feminist Intersubjectivity: The Transgressive Implications of Noise Discourse by Jon Williams and Chaki
-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), September 8th, 2005 7:06 AM. (Orbit) (later)

OK, I didn't ROTFL but I did cackle like a sick duck. Well done, Orbit!

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), September 8th, 2005 4:02 AM. (kate) (later)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.beachwatchers.wsu.edu/beaches/monitor/images/team_redtide.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Shimura Curves, an offshoot of early-noughties proto-Pipettes The Lollies, and what rum larks these are. The look is rather more TV's Bad Girls Go On A Day Trip To ATP than Girls Aloud.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i cackled like a suck dick

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I sleep naked, alone or in pairs. I spend as much time naked as possible. I work naked, when I'm at home.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), September 8th, 2005 5:33 PM.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread is becoming the "shins will change your life" (the blog, that is) of ilx.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

translation: i wipe my ass all over everything and then make my guests experience the funk

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

WHO'S GOT THE FUNK?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess if you find ass smell to be delicious, then you might want everything in your house to smell like that

i guess this explains why my house smells like malt liquor and classy ladies

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

so gross

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

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