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I posted that before he said he meant pro-abortion, sorry.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I've fallen asleep during sex before - I thought it was so common it didn't rate a "strange place." Then again, there was one time when I fell asleep/passed out in a groupie's bed and woke up with my hair on fire because he'd lit all these candles for a "romantic atmosphere". Heh.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 6:53 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"groupie"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd set her on fire too if i woke up in bed with her

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"deranged hobo"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

since when do groupies want to be romantic? maybe it is more "you look better with less light"

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"you look better with less hair"

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry jon ;C

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

heeheeehehehahahahahahabawahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REFOFFLES x1000!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

for contrast:

My cramps are slightly abating... got a few drops of blood so it looks like it might turn up by the end of the day. My god, my stomach is so bloated it looks like I'm pregnant so I bet it's going to be a gusher this month!
(And all the men run away from the thread as fast as possible...)

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 8:48 AM. (kate) (link)

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

that's almost as TMI as the kegels thread.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Just talking about kegels makes me miss my lady.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"exceptionally douchebagian"

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:38 (eighteen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with people.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Species-wide congenital idiocy, mark.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

uughh kate is so gross. why does she think people want to read that shit?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet it's going to be a gusher this month.....

...

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://faculty.washington.edu/kgb/horror/shining_blood_elevator.jpg

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

is she menstruating or hemorrhaging?

― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/fruitgushers_small.jpg

― amon (eman), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.getouttoday.com/bartending/images/drinks/glass-red.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.iconsoffright.com/PJ/carrie1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Feminist Intersubjectivity: The Transgressive Implications of Noise Discourse by Jon Williams and Chaki
-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), September 8th, 2005 7:06 AM. (Orbit) (later)

OK, I didn't ROTFL but I did cackle like a sick duck. Well done, Orbit!

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), September 8th, 2005 4:02 AM. (kate) (later)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.beachwatchers.wsu.edu/beaches/monitor/images/team_redtide.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Shimura Curves, an offshoot of early-noughties proto-Pipettes The Lollies, and what rum larks these are. The look is rather more TV's Bad Girls Go On A Day Trip To ATP than Girls Aloud.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i cackled like a suck dick

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I sleep naked, alone or in pairs. I spend as much time naked as possible. I work naked, when I'm at home.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), September 8th, 2005 5:33 PM.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is becoming the "shins will change your life" (the blog, that is) of ilx.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

translation: i wipe my ass all over everything and then make my guests experience the funk

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

WHO'S GOT THE FUNK?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i guess if you find ass smell to be delicious, then you might want everything in your house to smell like that

i guess this explains why my house smells like malt liquor and classy ladies

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

so gross

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

In Chaki's hell, Kenan and a menstruating Kate hang out naked in a small studio with cloth upholstered furniture for an entire week then he is stripped and forced to spend the following week there.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

do thy have anal sex on the couch?

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

they are visited by two special guests wearing trucker hats. i will leave to you who the guests are.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

s1ocki and an order of poutine?

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

COUCH

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 September 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

that's it: anthony easton ain't getting a letter of rec from me!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link

And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 9th, 2005 3:16 PM. (Eastern Mantra) (later)

I had to look up "eejit".

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

What was there instead of Pepsi?

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

CODE RED.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

diet sperm

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

CODE RED DIET SPERM

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno/jeff_small.jpg

― Capital Letter Rock (jaxon), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought 'eejit' was Irishes, not Britishes

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

where was Ren (of ren and stimpy) from?

― Capital Letter Rock (jaxon), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, he was a chihuahua. you do the math.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah eejit is Irish, maybe as an anglophile he uses an occasional Irish word, as a British person might. that's some serious research.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

guys. I don;'t care what you all have to say throughout the thread because no one was ever more spot on when they pointed to oops.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ren was more, "you EEEDIOT" than "eejit"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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