my neigbors have 9 kids and the power of jesus.
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
my whole family used to walker texas ranger and sing along to the theme song. fact!
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.
wait i dont...what???
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
^I was trying to find that thread last week and couldn't. :(
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i've never in my life been at a coffeeshop where the employees were cute. TRUE FACT.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
stalkin' jess's threads
My Brooklyn Jewish atheist raised-on-psychoanalysis friend just revealed that she loves 7th Heaven. I cannot relate.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread should have been about burrito carts i would like to follow the taco truck around for a day
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not stalking anyone but if i were i'd stalk any of the girls at letizia's. the combination of having decent taste in music, being extremely easy on the eyes, and the only interaction we ever have ends with me in possession of a giant iced coffee is fantastic.
but stalking implies a level of comittment that i'm just not prepared to give right now. hell, i can't even get in the shower before 3 pm these days.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
more stalking pls:
-Skinny little kitty with the weird face who belongs to the drug dealers across the street. I shall tempt you to my porch all summer with succulent bowls of off-brand cat food.
― Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
active stalking is passe, casual stalking is where it's at
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahah ohhhhh i get it now
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
christ i completely forgot that particular incident
i'm totally over the rotating series of hott girls at the local coffee place. none of them are as perky cuet as the original. place is ridiculously overpriced too.
― gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
did they all have enormous foreheads
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
don't they always?
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
helenhunt.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe i should start frequenting coffee shops again instead of bars
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Be nice, you have to put your hair back/up in food service, it flatters approximately NO ONE.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gametz.com/user/Josh.html
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
some of them serve overpriced beer or wine next to overpriced coffee x-posst
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i have seen at least 5 attractive bar staff in my life, versus 0 attractive coffee shop staff so i am against your insane plan.
xpost laurel i'm wearing my hair up right now and it looks fine, that's carzy talk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread went in all sorts of directions
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops
http://images.kenyonhill.com/tz/biopics/2852_zorak_blink.gif
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
oh forget it..
lord knows whathappened to my settings here...ill just skrew off
ohhhhh i've already determined...NO MORE BARTENDERS
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
they be crazy
i used to work at a coffee shop ;_;
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ONLY BARTENDERS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
b-but i didn't sleep for six months and almost died of alcohol poisoning once
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs, i never frequented your coffee shop, but you would be the one (1) attractive one i would've seen in that case.
maybe i should stop pretending "carts" and "sketchy delis" are coffee shops tho.
xpost christ jess i do that every six months, man up
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Tight weaves can cause receding hairlines. Jess, you should try stalking in churches. I hear they have nice girls there.
― Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Ally, did you have to pull it straight back from your forehead and put on a hairnet/headband/stupid baseball-style cap w/ company logo on it?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
What about bar waitresses?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
HOW DO I SHOT http://www.geosoftusa.com/images/ipaq-with-map.jpg + http://z.about.com/d/queens/1/0/h/7/elreytacotruck.jpg
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i have put a stupid baseball cap on many times and been just fine! also i've never in my life seen anyone at, say, starbucks wearing any of those things you're talking about.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i'm going to stalk girls at the comic book convention in a few weeks
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
u mad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i was hit on more when i worked at coffee shop and diner than ever in my life, boys LOVE the service employees
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
guyz also carey is a coffeeshop/bartender extraordinaire and is cuet as a button
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
no, ally, c'mon think about it
as someone i work with said: "dude, it's like me and 500 guys who want to smell my finger."
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
carey is v hot bartender, v good at her job
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
exceptionally good at her job!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
okay let me rephrase:
no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues
no more twentysomething baristas who knee me in the balls
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
more... comic babes?
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes. sometimes they are completely insane, too.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
six of one, half dozen of the other
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
conventions of any type seem like a horribly depressing place to try to pick people up
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
for girls to be "easy" they usually have to be either drunk or batshit insane :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link