stalking list, summer 2007

^I was trying to find that thread last week and couldn't. :(

i've never in my life been at a coffeeshop where the employees were cute. TRUE FACT.

stalkin' jess's threads

My Brooklyn Jewish atheist raised-on-psychoanalysis friend just revealed that she loves 7th Heaven. I cannot relate.

this thread should have been about burrito carts
i would like to follow the taco truck around for a day

i'm not stalking anyone but if i were i'd stalk any of the girls at letizia's. the combination of having decent taste in music, being extremely easy on the eyes, and the only interaction we ever have ends with me in possession of a giant iced coffee is fantastic.

but stalking implies a level of comittment that i'm just not prepared to give right now. hell, i can't even get in the shower before 3 pm these days.

more stalking pls:

-Skinny little kitty with the weird face who belongs to the drug dealers across the street. I shall tempt you to my porch all summer with succulent bowls of off-brand cat food.

active stalking is passe, casual stalking is where it's at

hahahahah ohhhhh i get it now

christ i completely forgot that particular incident

i'm totally over the rotating series of hott girls at the local coffee place. none of them are as perky cuet as the original. place is ridiculously overpriced too.

did they all have enormous foreheads

don't they always?

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maybe i should start frequenting coffee shops again instead of bars

Be nice, you have to put your hair back/up in food service, it flatters approximately NO ONE.

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some of them serve overpriced beer or wine next to overpriced coffee
x-posst

i have seen at least 5 attractive bar staff in my life, versus 0 attractive coffee shop staff so i am against your insane plan.

xpost laurel i'm wearing my hair up right now and it looks fine, that's carzy talk

this thread went in all sorts of directions

whoops

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oh forget it..

lord knows whathappened to my settings here...ill just skrew off

ohhhhh i've already determined...NO MORE BARTENDERS

they be crazy

i used to work at a coffee shop ;_;

ONLY BARTENDERS

b-but i didn't sleep for six months and almost died of alcohol poisoning once

bell labs, i never frequented your coffee shop, but you would be the one (1) attractive one i would've seen in that case.

maybe i should stop pretending "carts" and "sketchy delis" are coffee shops tho.

xpost christ jess i do that every six months, man up

Tight weaves can cause receding hairlines. Jess, you should try stalking in churches. I hear they have nice girls there.

Ally, did you have to pull it straight back from your forehead and put on a hairnet/headband/stupid baseball-style cap w/ company logo on it?

What about bar waitresses?

HOW DO I SHOT
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i have put a stupid baseball cap on many times and been just fine! also i've never in my life seen anyone at, say, starbucks wearing any of those things you're talking about.

i think i'm going to stalk girls at the comic book convention in a few weeks

u mad

i was hit on more when i worked at coffee shop and diner than ever in my life, boys LOVE the service employees

guyz also carey is a coffeeshop/bartender extraordinaire and is cuet as a button

no, ally, c'mon think about it

as someone i work with said: "dude, it's like me and 500 guys who want to smell my finger."

carey is v hot bartender, v good at her job

exceptionally good at her job!

okay let me rephrase:

no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues

no more twentysomething baristas who knee me in the balls

more... comic babes?

girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes. sometimes they are completely insane, too.

six of one, half dozen of the other

conventions of any type seem like a horribly depressing place to try to pick people up

girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes.

for girls to be "easy" they usually have to be either drunk or batshit insane :/

no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues
this should go in the "in every bar ever" thread

also, comic book girls are fucking nuts

Haha that reminds me: someone I know picked up a cute girl at a bar recently, then said to me later "I really liked her! Which is weird cos I don't usually know what to say to those kind of girls" and I was all, "'those kind of girls'? You mean, all girls?"

when the hell was the last time people from ilx hooked up anyway?