the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

Man, ilx really hates grunge.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, July 15, 2007 7:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Wait a minute... so Grandmaster Flash never had anything to do with this song or "The Message"??? Why is he so revered nowadays as a hip-hop legend, then???

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, July 23, 2007 2:04 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Beat me to it.

that is some classic snrub right there

What is "Furrydom"?
What is "scat porn"?

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 10, 2004 7:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

i am humbled by his ability to not know things

LOL. I remember innocently asking what "bukkake" meant back in '01 or something. Did Snrub get a satisfactory answer to his questions in '04?

Or maybe it was "hentai", I forget.

But I thought that everyone in the 80s had long hair?

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 31, 2006 10:23 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Why do people change aliases? What's the point? I say pick a name and fucking stay with it.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:44 (Yesterday) Link

TEN FUNNY NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LINES:
1. "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Know what Napoleon? You can LEAVE!"
2. "Ow! Jeeeeez!"
3. "Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves. Are you ready to get your groove on?" "Yes."
4. "It's a piece o' crap! It doesn't work!"
5. "What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?"
6. "Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky!"
7. "Yessssssss."
8. "I like your sleeves. They're real big."
9. "I'm not gonne use hers, you sicko!" "Ugh! Idiot!"
10. "Sure the world wide web is great..."

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

This song would sound about 5,000 times better if it were an instrumental.
Matter of fact, every Sonic Youth song ever written would sound 5,000 times better if it were an instrumental.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, September 10, 2004 12:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Li

So what exactly does "sonned" mean, anyway?
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, January 3, 2007 7:17 PM (8 months ago)

everytime i watch a blue jays game and see this sign i think of our dear friend:

http://www.mrsuboakville.com/images/logo.gif

ahahahah

SQL is absolute rubbish. It's too slow, it's too old, and it's way too tedious running query after query trying to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do. That's why DBAs make so much money. They're the only ones smart enough to know how to work with this piece of horseshit!

But there's really no alternative to it, is there? Somebody should make one.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:56 PM (1 month ago)

I'm so happy I use an ORM

There is NO FUCKING WAY the Indians are losing this series.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 30, 2007 6:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Snrub otm

DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/aroona/vinnie_paz_2.jpg

Anyone who hates CCR should be raped until they die.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

you can't be wrong all the time

this thread is now to be recommissioned 'snrub otm'

One of the greatest songs of all time. Fuck "Ana Ng."

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

srsly thought that said 'fuck a nig' for a second

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000095J4F.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

can we all get SNRUB LIFE tattoos

imagine explaining 'snrub life' tattoo at a party

shorty wanna be a snrub

no snrubs

steady snrubbin'

efil4burns

I vote for Room on Fire. Make one of the greatest rock albums of all time, then make one of the worst rock albums of all time.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:56 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Snrubbin' Under the Influence is the debut album by Young Jeezy (at the time known as Lil J) released in 2001.

Go Rockies.

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:04 (7 hours ago) Link

TOP TEN R. KELLY SONGS:
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-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:42 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

zing!
-- Al (sitcom), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 11:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Erm... zing??
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 1:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

What is the Spice-1 song where he says "Retaliation is a must where I'm from. BLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"? That song alone is ten thousand times better than "Wannabe."

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, October 22, 2007 5:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this thread is now to be recommissioned 'snrub otm'

-- deej, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 7:09 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Did any videos by black people exist back then? I'm sure MTV would've played them if there were.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahaha

Did any videos by black people exist back then? I'm sure MTV would've played them if there were.

Of course. "Super Freak" is one notable omission. I'm sure there are hundreds more.

Also, it depends on how you're defining "video." Black artists were featured in Scopitones and well before that in short film subjects.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 10:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Assuming your post wasn't a joke, that is.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

It wasn't.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments

-- m coleman, Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Can't believe it hasn't been shut down yet. RIAA, what's taking you so long???

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:50 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I stopped using Soulseek some time ago. I have enough music.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I certainly didn't the Pet Shop Boys were gay, either. I always thought if they were gay, then why didn't they name their hit song "East End Boys"?
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), October 19th, 2006.

^^^this shit is next level

Don't use drugs, kids!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, July 21, 2005 6:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

God, i hadn't really thought of rappers. Ja Rule and Nelly to thread

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Well, the thread asked for "musicians," so...

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:57 PM (42 minutes ago)

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eloquently terse, expects you not to be an idiot

I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, April 22, 2004 3:17 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Thread's gone on this long and no mention yet of the head-in-vise scene in Casino? Good God that scene is FRIGHTENING. I literally had nightmares for weeks after I saw that.

And then of course Scorsese totally blows the rest of the movie. Look DeNiro, nobody cares about your stupid attempt to get a gambling license or your marriage troubles. Just give us guns, blood, and bodies getting thrown into cornfields.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:53 (4 hours ago) Link

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that's because it's a goodfellas thread, genius

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:56 (4 hours ago) Link

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Yeah, but they're both pretty much the same damn movie.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:03 (4 hours ago) Link

the only worthwhile poster on official list of top billin tributes

CHILL OUT HAS NO GODDAMNED MELODIES ON IT!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, April 18, 2004 4:12 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link