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damn, son.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title was "who gives a fuck about anything that anybody from whitehouse says?"
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), September 30th, 2005 5:17 AM.

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... sad virgins who hang about Noise Boards I should have thought
-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), September 30th, 2005 5:18 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

whitehouse sucks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Whitehouse does indeed suck.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 1 October 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Are there even any virgins on the noise board?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Laura H
-- ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (SUCCUM...) (webmail), September 30th, 2005 7:58 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

wtf

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 1 October 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Ask Dadaismus about "Oriental" people if you want to hear some "sad virgin" racist backward shit.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

just in case you thought I was defending anyone

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Laura are you implying that you are a virgin?

I put you on for waking me at 7 am :(

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha I don't think anyone would buy that.

Also-- welcome to the world of keeping normal hours. It will be yours as well come Monday.

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Broccoli Rape.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Nabisco again, but only for being a fucking writer.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't write? just type?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't read. I just guess.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why Nicole was ever on this list?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the files are letting you down, son!

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even know who you are.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

You can't get onto Nabisco for writing out those long paragraphs detailing his personal (and usually OTM) opinions on the subjects of most threads. His insight into topics such as racism, urban life, funny hats, subway cars, sidewalk life, politics, fast cars, loose women, fine wine, rock music, silly covers, a certain brand of snack foods, religion, eyewear, art galleries, half-blind ponces, airplane food, magazine inserts, caller i.d., nixon going to china, basic digital cable, station liners, storage buildings, maps of staten island, other ilxors, myspace profiles, the conspiracy to assisinate the president, telvision commercials that feature white girls breakdancing, the new oldsmobile, people movers, escalators, elevated walkways, don't walk vs flashing red pedistrian, and strawberries definitely add to the stratosphere of ILX.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

That said, I'll never figure out how he can make a huge long post, such as the one above, and then immediately post a huge long post right after it. I'm sure the percentage of Nabisco posts that follow each other back-to-back numbers well into the eighties. And yet, he's able to pull it off. How does he do it? Does he type out the whole post, cut half of if off, and then paste it into a second post, quickly hitting the submit button afterwards? After all, that's what I did. I don't know if I'd put Nabisco onto any sort of Enemy List, but sometimes, the process does get in the way of the idea comprehension.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

high school student who climbed up onto the blackboard while i was explaining an angular momentum problem to some kids to change my name from "MR F0ZI" to "MR CAN'T DO SUDOKU"

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

amazing, mr. fozi

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

WOCKA WOCKA!

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/50/e7/Palisade_Toys_The_Muppet_Show_Series_II_Fozzie_Bear-resized200.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:04 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

unbanned again??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 August 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

we like you!!
\(^___^)/

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

You've been unbanned for like 3 years iirc

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DOM P YOU SNEAKY BITCH

If I can move this thread back to its original purpose, does ever-present ILM irritant David R actually write for Pitchfork, or is he one of that new breed of poster who feels the need to defend them everytime their name is brought up since the PFM board starting scouting the threads started about them?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

is the secret pfm msg board any good? i've seen incoming links and trackback from it.

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

There Is No Secret PFM MSG Board

I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i've never been able to figure out my login or i'd post it here

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like a plan

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE OF US JESS

DO NOT STRAY

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Must be my FutureSex/LoveSound.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY WON'T GABBNEB JUST SHUT UP

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

gabbneb is ok but he needs to find a new hero other than robert christgau

― gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

you mean like dave matthews?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

in these corny indie and 1984-worshipping daze, they're hard to come by. i don't always agree with xgau tho. he missed the boat on dave matthews for one. (xpost - lol)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes

― gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

short arm guy's enemies list

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

man o man

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

O rly?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

GET SOME NEW ENEMIES

― carne asada, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

your board blows

― cutty, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

ilx blows

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 26th, 2005.

― huell howser (chaki), Saturday, August 27, 2005 9:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

agree here, but i'm not sure about people not "lionizing" their deejays. i think in every city, the real deep house deejays are known and respected as such, and well loved because of it. doing it like that is not something that you can just jump into, it requires years of record collecting because of the lack of focus on "the new" as well as an understanding of a larger culture that extends beyond deep house into soul, jazz, afrobeat, funk, etc. aside from the retarded hype surrounding the Martinez Brothers (are they really even deep house?), even the "new" guys on this scene tend to be older.

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

my guess is you people wouldnt know soul in music if it smacked you in the face. if you think a frequency range or dynamic level has anything to do with soul, youre probably retarded

i actually assume burial is a white guy. but what does that matter? are rhythm and sound not soulful? Francois Kevorkian? the Talking Heads?

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

some of the most retarded things i have ever read in my entire life appear in this thread.

-- pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

when i say this same thing about house and techno music, people think that's not a valid viewpoint. the longer the knockoffs are around and the greater they are in numbers, the more they begin to write the popular opinion. which is of course pretty retarded.

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

disliking sugar ray is also just retarded, i wish they were still putting out a summer jam every year.

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

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