isn't nude spock captain lorax too?
― scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3341/aspergersdefinitionwj9.gif
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 February 2008 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link
That is my favorite post ever, pretty much ^
― remy bean, Saturday, 2 February 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
ca[taom ;prax os a sweethear and i would fuk iim
― strgn, Saturday, 2 February 2008 12:48 (sixteen years ago) link
who are these 'hip sters' liking black metal? i not see them at gigs.
all i see are the waeklings wanting their souls to be punished by the music that cleanses!
-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:04 (2 hours ago) Link
it's now being called Canadian Metal
-- jaxon, Thursday, January 31, 2008 11:01 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
indeed!
CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL
HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BYZANTUM
-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:05 (2 hours ago) Link
it is not hipster soup but the sound of lightning cracking your brains
-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:12
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 05:55 (sixteen years ago) link
who is "Choose Leif" and is s/he 15?
(nb still way better than my posts at 15)
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
w4lter and no
― jergïns, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Colin C.
― gff, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Vas has actually been around awhile
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
instead of "s**t" you guys should say "crap"
-- mkcaine, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
^^this
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
go easy mkcaine, it's taken ILX 5 years to go from 'poo' to 'shit'
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
print newspapers all suck-- insane christians or jewled 'liberals'. th times occassionally happens to cover whatsup or has got a decent subtext to an op ed bt most of th time it seems like a joke orchestrated by some sinister overlord, inane story after inane story. there should be like a retrospective newspaper that talks real history without basing their entirety on the notion that the only genocide was on Hitler.
-- mkcaine, Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
music is to subvert into mind the laws of life..?-- newspapers exist to inform day t' day. who does this well?
-- mkcaine, Friday, April 4, 2008 12:18 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
dude thats luriqua
― deej, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
vital information for your everyday life
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
VI4u
Anime adaptations looming
― and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
veronahasopinions4u
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I have to mention a strange dream I had last night, which I just remembered:
Peter, I met you at your home just as it was being invaded by some terrorists/criminals/etc. Instead of fighting back or escaping, you decided to burn the house with the criminals and yourself still inside. The interesting part was that the house contained all the reels of your work, and you intended to die along with them. It sounds grim, I know, but I guess this thread here probably inspired the dream...
-- Matt Rebholz, Friday, June 6, 2008 12:58 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
dude better change the locks
have a nice blood, peter chung
― and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.
-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
bill is hardly new -- hee's the guy that fucks whores.
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
-- and what, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.
-- max, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 11:29 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
haw
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck You, Michael Vick
^^^ tru lols
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i wasnt comparing anything, i was just suggesting that maybe you should go fuck a whore, as is yr want.
-- jhøshea
― O. Vickers, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i got a lot of home invasion dreams too
― usic, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.
It was a short step for any dog owner to go from those dogs to their own dogs.
And then and even shorter step to imagine, however quickly and involuntarily, those harms being visited on any dogs they've had in the past.
So, when Michael Vick was linked to an operation that did any number of cruel and deadly things to dogs in a systematic way, it was no large series of jumps for people to apply their feelings for their dogs to those dogs Michael Vick had.
Deluded? No. Emotionally driven, and therefore probably less-than-totally-logical? Probably.
But, as I own a dog, fuck Michael Vick. Guy's a fuckin asshole.
-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:44 (5 months ago) Link
― and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people
I reckon if you stop feeding them for a day or two that love gets real conditional real quick
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf @ that whole thing
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
"They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that."
ive found this kind of batshit paranoid misanthropy is usually lurking under the smile of like 1/5th of the "normal" people you meet.... i'll be like chit-chatting with some cuet receptionist and she busts out with "you cant trust anyone but yourself, of course - everyone just wants to take everything from you and leave you" uh wat
― and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Also: ANIMALS DO NOT GIVE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. THEY HANG AROUND BECAUSE YOU KEEP THEM WARM AND FED, IDIOTS
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
self-fulfilling prophecy
xpost
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh I can just tell from looking in his eyes how much he loves me" HE THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOD DISPENSER
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't get me wrong I like animals but that sentimental shit is like the worst kind of magical thinking
i hear you dude
animals are cool for some good times (no patrin) but acting like theyre expressing anything close to complex human emotions is one step from being the old lady who talks to her dolls
― and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
(no patrin)
LAWLZ
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.
this is the next level after next level
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
You know, Mrs V has put up with a lot more shit from me than any doggies I've ever known.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I can understand if people don't want kids, but no way are pets kid substitutes.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
xactly
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
the fantastical shit people project on their kids is just as absurd - at least delusional pet owners arent creating the little weirdos of tomorrow
― jhøshea, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Well yeah people are capable of projecting onto anything or anybody. I'm not saying parents are better than pet-owners, I'm saying the two things don't equate. Most kids eventually grow up to the point where they can talk about their feelings toward their parents - albeit not to their parents, sometimes, hehehe.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
unconditional love is for parents.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.
i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link