― indian rope trick (bean), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen, Saturday, 28 April 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen, Saturday, 28 April 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link
this is my favorite one-two subject/first post punch on ilx
― strongohulkington, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i woke up today to the alarm playing garrison keillor reading a poem about a cow
― strongohulkington, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I like GK and Prairie Home Companion and I liked his Mr Blue column on Salon and I want to massage his balls 4ever.
― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 16 September 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I went to a Minnesota symphony orchestra performance outside beside a lake today and the Keillorgeist was so thick. So many rich white people and their dogs and their jogging strollers.
― Dan I., Monday, 17 September 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I once took a check from a woman at the Minneapolis liquor store I worked. Her last name was Keillor, so I asks, "ha, any relation to Garrison?" And she coldly, coldly replied "Why yes. He is my cousin."
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
...but doesn't he look almost like Laura Palmer?
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Prairie Home Companion represents the limit of my ability to understand whiteness*. my dad is an NPR junkie and sometimes he'd try to listen to it when I was in the car. when it got to the "punchlines" and people softly laughed we would look at each other like "wtf could possibly be going on right now?"
*for comparison, Car Talk seems to involve a kind of whiteness, but it's much more accessible. that's my favorite NPR program (my dad's, too; as far as I know it's the only thing that makes him laugh.)
― horseshoe, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
For fucks sake. Car Talk feels like a calculated attempt to tack a blue collar on the NPR rundown... everyone who calls in seems to be the same insufferable grad school douche with an '82 Volvo that he keeps around cuz it makes him feel all Nantuckety, VOMIT
― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 17 September 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Keillorgeist vs. Nantuckety
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://letsturnthisfuckingwebsiteyellow.com/yellowcounter.php
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains, Monday, September 17, 2007 12:50 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
haha my friend in college used to date his niece (i think that was the relation, either way her last name was keillor)...she had kind of the same reaction, she was like "oh yeah i know GARY"...she always made a big point of calling him "Gary" cuz I guess that's actually his name and he just made up the "Garrison" deal and his family thinks he's a douche cuz of it and maybe other reasons.
i like this show okay. it reminds me of being a kid, grandma loves it.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://fivepointsofattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flat-face.jpg
― craig sager (eman), Thursday, 4 December 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
otm
― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 4 December 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Thursday, 4 December 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
JOINING US TODAY WILL BE TEXAS TERRY AND HIS FIDDLE-DE-DEE FIDDLERS FOUR AND ANNE MCCARTHY, GOSPEL SINGER, 98 YEARS YOUNG.::SINGS LIMERICKS ABOUT TOWN HE IS IN::
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:59 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkhe sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 11:00 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
vintage aidsy
― atlas thugged (m bison), Thursday, 4 December 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls
actually, he is perpetually massaging your balls
― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the 95 Theses 95 in the Lake Wobegon Days book is completely and utterly classic
― J0hn D., Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://baptism.co.nz/95theses95.html
http://i34.tinypic.com/4l4jut.jpg
― sleep, Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't think i've ever seen a gk pic before but now i'm immensely creeped out by him
― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, June 3, 2006
i don't think i've gotten over this yet.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link
getting over kasell's absence will be hard but i've been prepared by edwards and stamberg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link
wrong thread lol
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
57. You taught me that, no matter what I thought, it was probably wrong. The world is fundamentally deceptive. The better something looks, the more rotten it probably is down deep. Some people were fooled but not you. You could always see the underlying truth, and the truth was ugly. Roosevelt was a drunk and that was that. New Deal? What New Deal? A sham, from beginning to end. There was no Depression, a person could get work if they really tried. There was more to everything than anyone knew. This teaching has led me, against my better judgment, to suspect people of trying to put one over. At the checkout counter, I lean forward to catch the girl if she tries to finesse an extra ten cents on the peaches. That's how Higgledy-Piggledy makes a profit. That's why cashiers ring up the goods so fast, to confuse us.
― J0hn D., Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Knew I'd heard that before somewhere.
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 December 2008 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Also if you'll forgive me I think the correct way to evoke his voice is to suggest that there's always someone motorboating his nuts.
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 December 2008 08:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/130/checkob9.jpg
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
theres a guy around town that looks exactly like garrison keillor.
― artdamages, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.commongoodbooks.com/NASApp/store/Search?s=results&initiate=yes&ks=q&qsselect=KQ&title=&author=&qstext=9780143115274
It was beautiful, the candles, the linen and silver,The sun shining down on our northern street,Me with my hand on your leg. You, my lover,In your jeans and green T-shirt and beautiful bare feet.
How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed.We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/09/garrison.keillor.stroke/art.keillor.gi.jpg
mmm yes hello i suffered a minor stroke how sumptuous and delightful ah mmm yes
― am0n, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1019/dsc095202.jpg
― (ㅅ) (am0n), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pictures-of-Garrison-Keillor-Looking-at-an-Erect-Male-Member/146289608725651
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
cannot listen to garrison keillor say anything anymore without thinking of this post
― max, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/tv/132931758.html
'Prairie Home' sound effects master Tom Keith dies
― goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
*ker-thunk!*
― pplains, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
― ENBB, Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:38 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
My dad listens to this ALL THE TIME and a couple months ago I he had it on in the car which, of course, made me think about this thread/that fb group. I literally LOLd started telling him about the facebook group when I was like wait what am I doing? I can't tell my dad about this. Then I was all, oh nm.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
ah damn that sucks. i saw prairie home companion live once and i'm a total geek for foley effect stuff, cool to see how he did everything
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
"You and Pictures of Garrison Keillor Looking at an Erect Male Member"
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006
one of my top ten favorite ilx posts, i think.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
It's so fucking true. I can't hear the guy without thinking about that post.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
Man, RIP Tom Keith.
― elan, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg
― del griffith, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Mmm yes hello
hate that cunt
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
errm yes *labored breath* hello
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12691
― shaane, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCXqrBmdaE
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/138/Picture_2.png
― My Heart, My soul, My World, Mahbod, My everything (lpz), Friday, 14 December 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqieCdlhX9A#t=42
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link