the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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SQL is absolute rubbish. It's too slow, it's too old, and it's way too tedious running query after query trying to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do. That's why DBAs make so much money. They're the only ones smart enough to know how to work with this piece of horseshit!

But there's really no alternative to it, is there? Somebody should make one.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:56 PM (1 month ago)

Heave Ho, Friday, 14 September 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so happy I use an ORM

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 15 September 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

There is NO FUCKING WAY the Indians are losing this series.

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 30, 2007 6:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Snrub otm

deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and what, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/aroona/vinnie_paz_2.jpg

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyone who hates CCR should be raped until they die.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

omar little, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

you can't be wrong all the time

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is now to be recommissioned 'snrub otm'

deej, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

One of the greatest songs of all time. Fuck "Ana Ng."

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

mh, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly thought that said 'fuck a nig' for a second

and what, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000095J4F.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

and what, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

can we all get SNRUB LIFE tattoos

s1ocki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine explaining 'snrub life' tattoo at a party

deej, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

shorty wanna be a snrub

am0n, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

no snrubs

am0n, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

steady snrubbin'

deej, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link

efil4burns

am0n, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I vote for Room on Fire. Make one of the greatest rock albums of all time, then make one of the worst rock albums of all time.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:56 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Snrubbin' Under the Influence is the debut album by Young Jeezy (at the time known as Lil J) released in 2001.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Go Rockies.

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:04 (7 hours ago) Link

Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link

TOP TEN R. KELLY SONGS:
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-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:42 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

zing!
-- Al (sitcom), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 11:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Erm... zing??
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 1:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

What is the Spice-1 song where he says "Retaliation is a must where I'm from. BLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"? That song alone is ten thousand times better than "Wannabe."

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, October 22, 2007 5:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 22 October 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is now to be recommissioned 'snrub otm'

-- deej, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 7:09 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 22 October 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Did any videos by black people exist back then? I'm sure MTV would've played them if there were.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

deej, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Did any videos by black people exist back then? I'm sure MTV would've played them if there were.

Of course. "Super Freak" is one notable omission. I'm sure there are hundreds more.

Also, it depends on how you're defining "video." Black artists were featured in Scopitones and well before that in short film subjects.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 10:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Assuming your post wasn't a joke, that is.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

It wasn't.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments

-- m coleman, Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Can't believe it hasn't been shut down yet. RIAA, what's taking you so long???

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:50 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I stopped using Soulseek some time ago. I have enough music.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I certainly didn't the Pet Shop Boys were gay, either. I always thought if they were gay, then why didn't they name their hit song "East End Boys"?
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), October 19th, 2006.

^^^this shit is next level

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't use drugs, kids!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, July 21, 2005 6:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

God, i hadn't really thought of rappers. Ja Rule and Nelly to thread

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Well, the thread asked for "musicians," so...

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:57 PM (42 minutes ago)

badg, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://m.pimpmyspace.org/07/4/8/77390j.gif

deej, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

eloquently terse, expects you not to be an idiot

I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, April 22, 2004 3:17 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

ian, Friday, 23 November 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Thread's gone on this long and no mention yet of the head-in-vise scene in Casino? Good God that scene is FRIGHTENING. I literally had nightmares for weeks after I saw that.

And then of course Scorsese totally blows the rest of the movie. Look DeNiro, nobody cares about your stupid attempt to get a gambling license or your marriage troubles. Just give us guns, blood, and bodies getting thrown into cornfields.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:53 (4 hours ago) Link

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that's because it's a goodfellas thread, genius

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:56 (4 hours ago) Link

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Yeah, but they're both pretty much the same damn movie.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:03 (4 hours ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

the only worthwhile poster on official list of top billin tributes

and what, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

CHILL OUT HAS NO GODDAMNED MELODIES ON IT!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, April 18, 2004 4:12 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

He's like Geir's younger, inferiority-complex-riddled brother.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link

At my worst, I'm only ten miles away from being Mr Snrub.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd love to know what he's like IRL.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Snrub has been a sock-puppet since at least the birth of nu-ILX, right?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

yes

strgn, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought if they were gay, then why didn't they name their hit song "EastRear End Boys"?

fixxed

m coleman, Friday, 22 February 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

OK, so I'm well behind and you've all seen it right?

-- Mark G, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:35 (12 hours ago) Link

"Mediate" was better.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 13 March 2008 01:21 (11 hours ago) Link

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i dont think i like fake snrub

deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm not sure how Tetris can be called overrated.

It's a good game don't get me wrong, there's just too much luck involved. How many times have you stacked your blocks all nice and neat but then die because you didn't get a straight Tetris block in time?

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, May 4, 2008 7:37 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

thank you for immortalizing that here.

s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

haitch, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

^@^, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

WHY THE FUCK WON'T HE MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM THAT SOUNDS LIKE BAD TIMING???? WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DICK AROUND WITH THIS LAPTOP AVANT-GARDE "NOISE" SHIT???

-- Mr. Snrub, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:14 (Yesterday) Link

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 10 May 2008 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

snrub is in my top 5 dead or alive right now

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 May 2008 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

That's good to know.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link


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