b-but i didn't sleep for six months and almost died of alcohol poisoning once
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs, i never frequented your coffee shop, but you would be the one (1) attractive one i would've seen in that case.
maybe i should stop pretending "carts" and "sketchy delis" are coffee shops tho.
xpost christ jess i do that every six months, man up
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Tight weaves can cause receding hairlines. Jess, you should try stalking in churches. I hear they have nice girls there.
― Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Ally, did you have to pull it straight back from your forehead and put on a hairnet/headband/stupid baseball-style cap w/ company logo on it?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
What about bar waitresses?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
HOW DO I SHOT http://www.geosoftusa.com/images/ipaq-with-map.jpg + http://z.about.com/d/queens/1/0/h/7/elreytacotruck.jpg
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i have put a stupid baseball cap on many times and been just fine! also i've never in my life seen anyone at, say, starbucks wearing any of those things you're talking about.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i'm going to stalk girls at the comic book convention in a few weeks
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
u mad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i was hit on more when i worked at coffee shop and diner than ever in my life, boys LOVE the service employees
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
guyz also carey is a coffeeshop/bartender extraordinaire and is cuet as a button
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
no, ally, c'mon think about it
as someone i work with said: "dude, it's like me and 500 guys who want to smell my finger."
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
carey is v hot bartender, v good at her job
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
exceptionally good at her job!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
okay let me rephrase:
no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues
no more twentysomething baristas who knee me in the balls
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
more... comic babes?
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes. sometimes they are completely insane, too.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
six of one, half dozen of the other
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
conventions of any type seem like a horribly depressing place to try to pick people up
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
for girls to be "easy" they usually have to be either drunk or batshit insane :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues this should go in the "in every bar ever" thread
also, comic book girls are fucking nuts
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha that reminds me: someone I know picked up a cute girl at a bar recently, then said to me later "I really liked her! Which is weird cos I don't usually know what to say to those kind of girls" and I was all, "'those kind of girls'? You mean, all girls?"
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
when the hell was the last time people from ilx hooked up anyway?
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs is v right re:conventions pt.
second point questionable
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Jess: About...three months ago? Linds, what say you?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm so out of the gossip loop u_u
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
linds otm re: easy girls.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
wait waht laurel?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
TEH INTERNET IS THE BEST PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE. THE END.
UH
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I DISAGREE
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ok maybe that is not completely true
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
carzy talk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, you guys have been busy here today.
also NO.
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
my meeting-on-the-internet relationships ended as wackily as my meeting-in-real-life ones
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
- any girls at music festivals I am going to who bother to make eye contact
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
JOHN JUSTEN DO YOU APPRECIATE 7TH HEAVEN?
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
also i was a barista once :-/
that's hot, rw
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
is there not a more masculine version of that title? xpost
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
baristo?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
BARISTO
hahaha xpost
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, the plus to that is it rules out the unconscious ones.
xpost to original eye contact RW post
xxpost waht to 7th heavane
xxxpost too fast so confused
xxxxpost BARISBRO
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee guy
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee cowboy
coffee jockey
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
BEAN BOY
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
FRIEND OF JUAN