stalking list, summer 2007

okay let me rephrase:

no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues

no more twentysomething baristas who knee me in the balls

more... comic babes?

girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes. sometimes they are completely insane, too.

six of one, half dozen of the other

conventions of any type seem like a horribly depressing place to try to pick people up

girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes.

for girls to be "easy" they usually have to be either drunk or batshit insane :/

no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues
this should go in the "in every bar ever" thread

also, comic book girls are fucking nuts

Haha that reminds me: someone I know picked up a cute girl at a bar recently, then said to me later "I really liked her! Which is weird cos I don't usually know what to say to those kind of girls" and I was all, "'those kind of girls'? You mean, all girls?"

when the hell was the last time people from ilx hooked up anyway?

bell labs is v right re:conventions pt.

second point questionable

Jess: About...three months ago? Linds, what say you?

i'm so out of the gossip loop u_u

linds otm re: easy girls.

wait waht laurel?

TEH INTERNET IS THE BEST PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE. THE END.

UH

I DISAGREE

ok maybe that is not completely true

carzy talk

Wow, you guys have been busy here today.

also NO.

my meeting-on-the-internet relationships ended as wackily as my meeting-in-real-life ones

- any girls at music festivals I am going to who bother to make eye contact

JOHN JUSTEN DO YOU APPRECIATE 7TH HEAVEN?

- any girls at music festivals I am going to who bother to make eye contact

also i was a barista once :-/

that's hot, rw

is there not a more masculine version of that title? xpost

baristo?

BARISTO

hahaha xpost

Well, the plus to that is it rules out the unconscious ones.

xpost to original eye contact RW post

xxpost waht to 7th heavane

xxxpost too fast so confused

xxxxpost BARISBRO

coffee guy

coffee cowboy

coffee jockey

BEAN BOY

FRIEND OF JUAN

Coffee jerk

barrister?

coffee jerk, surely dammit xpost

coffee chippendale

new strategy:

1. Do not hang out in bars all the time
2. Have set of friends who do go out all the time
3. Make sure they meet other, new people at bars
4. Somehow arrange to meet the non-bargoing friends of the bar people your group has met

then you have other people who can work outside of a bar framework, in theory. because relationships I've started with people who hang out at the bar 90% of the time have been... bad

i mean, dude has his shirt off enough

xpost oh c'mon!

http://rachel.nwbeanbros.com/images/nwbbdist.gif

my new strategy:

* stay home
* watch cartoons

people who can work outside of a bar framework = non-drinkers?

BEAN BRO

I mean clearly that is not going to work. xp

i dont think i could date a non-drinker at this point

xp

well i am sort of a jerk xp