sorry crutis, you cannot be his bitch
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link
attends elementary school
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:48 (sixteen years ago) link
at age 34
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link
attended college at age 7
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link
smarter than me by 100 IQ points
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link
owns >2 radiohead albums
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:16 (sixteen years ago) link
and I mean for me that's kind of pushing it. the whole ">2" is how you know I am getting all mellow because I'm t-minus about 130 days from being 30
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf has happened to this board...... no caps lock? hatred for jam and drum circles? u are not noise
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link
RIDES A FIXIE
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link
SPECIAL COLLEGE EDITION:
- econ major - psych major - kinesiology major - freshman - uggs - in a sorority - 4.0 - talks too much about semester abroad
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:06 (sixteen years ago) link
doesnt abide by these http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r86/DJGENEX/New%20Profile%20Images/RulesOfAquisitionEdit.jpg
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:07 (sixteen years ago) link
all of max's otm
bonus: liberal artts major and doesn't realize its retarded
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link
- has 2+ facebook applications that aren't games
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link
- wears pajamas to class
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ you just eliminated 95% of all college girls
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link
why r u single
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link
^^and rightfully so
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link
WWW deal breakers -thinks animated gifs are tacky -web 2.0 enthusiast -bad homepage (msn.com, yahoo, digg) -says ''blogosphere''
-4chan
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link
mom hasn't aged well
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link
puts a shit ton of ketchup on food
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link
holds cutlery in fists
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Can't spell (I took a chance on one of these once. Ultimately a mistake.) Doesn't like pop music Can't outdrink me Cold-hearted
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Vegetarian Slow on the uptake As judgmental as I am Not judgmental at all
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
bad listener
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Hates my family Hates families Hates life
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I know, I'm picky like that.
npr fetish
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
platform flipflops
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
anorexic
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
fattay
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
abercrombie bubble tea jealousy fisting meth
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
bluetooth earpiece genital piercing bluetooth genital piercing
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
slept with two or more friends
-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
one is ok?
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
bubble tea?????????? damn, son.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
agoraphobia
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
You know this town, sunny.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
i think she likes one of yr friends
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
bubble tea == more or less a euphemism for "brown university student" lol
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, no wonder you had to import. xxp
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
yes i am also serious abt all my other answers
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf are you talking about, drum circles are off limits to everyone under the age of 50 except that one band with three drummers.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
combing through this thread compiling individual posters preferences is pretty amusing
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Mine are in pretty much every thread, seeing as how I'm half boy-crazy.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
boadrum drum circle also good
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel, you're supposed to wait for springtime when they wear v-neck clingy t-shirts that offer thrilling glimpses of collarbone
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Elmo, first comes the long, dark winter of the depresso heart. If we were healthy and functional all year round, what fun would spring be at all?
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
cologne AND mousse
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
lacking in basic geography skillz
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link