the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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I certainly didn't the Pet Shop Boys were gay, either. I always thought if they were gay, then why didn't they name their hit song "East End Boys"?
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), October 19th, 2006.

^^^this shit is next level

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't use drugs, kids!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, July 21, 2005 6:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

God, i hadn't really thought of rappers. Ja Rule and Nelly to thread

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Well, the thread asked for "musicians," so...

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:57 PM (42 minutes ago)

badg, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://m.pimpmyspace.org/07/4/8/77390j.gif

deej, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

eloquently terse, expects you not to be an idiot

I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, April 22, 2004 3:17 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

ian, Friday, 23 November 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Thread's gone on this long and no mention yet of the head-in-vise scene in Casino? Good God that scene is FRIGHTENING. I literally had nightmares for weeks after I saw that.

And then of course Scorsese totally blows the rest of the movie. Look DeNiro, nobody cares about your stupid attempt to get a gambling license or your marriage troubles. Just give us guns, blood, and bodies getting thrown into cornfields.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:53 (4 hours ago) Link

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that's because it's a goodfellas thread, genius

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:56 (4 hours ago) Link

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Yeah, but they're both pretty much the same damn movie.

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:03 (4 hours ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

the only worthwhile poster on official list of top billin tributes

and what, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

CHILL OUT HAS NO GODDAMNED MELODIES ON IT!!!

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, April 18, 2004 4:12 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

He's like Geir's younger, inferiority-complex-riddled brother.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link

At my worst, I'm only ten miles away from being Mr Snrub.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd love to know what he's like IRL.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Snrub has been a sock-puppet since at least the birth of nu-ILX, right?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

yes

strgn, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought if they were gay, then why didn't they name their hit song "EastRear End Boys"?

fixxed

m coleman, Friday, 22 February 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

OK, so I'm well behind and you've all seen it right?

-- Mark G, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:35 (12 hours ago) Link

"Mediate" was better.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 13 March 2008 01:21 (11 hours ago) Link

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i dont think i like fake snrub

deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm not sure how Tetris can be called overrated.

It's a good game don't get me wrong, there's just too much luck involved. How many times have you stacked your blocks all nice and neat but then die because you didn't get a straight Tetris block in time?

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, May 4, 2008 7:37 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

thank you for immortalizing that here.

s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

haitch, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

^@^, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

WHY THE FUCK WON'T HE MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM THAT SOUNDS LIKE BAD TIMING???? WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DICK AROUND WITH THIS LAPTOP AVANT-GARDE "NOISE" SHIT???

-- Mr. Snrub, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:14 (Yesterday) Link

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 10 May 2008 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

snrub is in my top 5 dead or alive right now

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 May 2008 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

That's good to know.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

My God the 80s was a bad decade for hair.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 24 May 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway, for those who don't know, Mr. Snrub is Mr. Burns in disguise in the monorail episode of The Simpsons. But the Mr. Snrub thing is getting old. Maybe I'll change my name sometime soon.

-- Mr. Snrub, Saturday, May 24, 2008 10:44 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

:(

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 24 May 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.drownedinsound.com/user/view/57428

ILX MODS: Not stalking, he posted a comment on my HMHB review, that's how I found it. REPEAT: THIS IS NOT STALKING.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

one could argue that he is in fact stalking you

jhøshea, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Yep. That's me!

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I finally did hear that HMHB album and, yes, it is awesome.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF? Stylus Magazine is no more???? (x-post)

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, June 5, 2008 2:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

genuine lolz

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

"Welcome to the Machine" gets my vote for the worst song this band ever recorded. And that is really really saying something.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, June 5, 2008 5:44 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 6 June 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

New Jack Swing had the worst snare drum sound in the history of pop music EVER.
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, December 20, 2003 11:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link

He's cross-genre rong!

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I agree with Geir a lot. Classic.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 7:34 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/2008/07/pop-forum-tal-5.html#more

some dude, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

DUD DUD DUDDY DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

SOOOO MUCH

goole, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

There's a chance this album could be a hit because I can see it getting some crazy Pitchfork love and turning it into the Arcade Fire of 2008. Didn't they name "Heartbeat" their single of the year for 2004?

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A DUD A DUD A MOTHERFUCKING DUD!!!!!!!!!! Come on people!! These are the guys that did "My Baby Does the Hanky Panky"!!!! UURRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, February 18, 2004 5:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Come on people! 1/3rd of the greatest comedy team in the history of cinema is making movies again!! This is AWESOME news!!

-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

stevie, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

on a roll:

The problem with the Internet is that it gives everyone the illusion that they have something interesting to contribute to the world, when in reality something like 99% of the people out there have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

sleeve, Thursday, 7 August 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

COME ON PEOPLE!! Where the fuck is the "I Thought You Wanted to Know" praise???

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:36 PM (Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:36 PM) Bookmark Link

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 7 August 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

COME ON PEOPLE!! Where the fuck is the "I Thought You Wanted to Know" praise???

Oh that's right. Because that song was by the dBs.

Silly me.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, May 16, 2005 11:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^ this was in a thread about the go-betweens

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21432.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Ban either Mr Snrub or Bo Jackson Overdrive

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 21 August 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

TOTAL NUMBER OF ILX POSTS THIS MONTH:
Bo Jackson Overdrive: 225
me: TOO LOW TO COUNT!!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 21 August 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Two questions:

1. Why is it right after I post an ILX message in IE I get a totally blank white screen?

2. You know how some websites will have "lo-fi" and "hi-fi" versions of their websites to suit users with slow internet connections? Well, I'm always getting the "lo-fi" version whenever I use Firefox. Why is this?

-- Mr. Snrub, Friday, August 29, 2008 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 30 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Voting for "Hey Ya" because it's like the one song that's guaranteed to get an "I love this song!" if you play it in a crowded room. Like, everyone enjoys it and gets into it and sings along to it. You can't really say that about "Crazy." Both amazing single-of-the-decade-worthy songs though.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:20 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think it's amazing that "Crazy" is one of the biggest and most enduring songs of the decade, and yet it didn't even reach number one. Fuck the Billboard charts.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:27 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

go in, snrub

― merriweather passantino pavilion (J0rdan S.), Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Piney G. Pinefoxen (some dude), Sunday, 14 December 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm voting "Superman" because it's fun to sing it at karaoke while staring at a hot girl.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crepey!

J0rban Sarggest (some dude), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link


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