You know, Mrs V has put up with a lot more shit from me than any doggies I've ever known.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I can understand if people don't want kids, but no way are pets kid substitutes.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
xactly
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
the fantastical shit people project on their kids is just as absurd - at least delusional pet owners arent creating the little weirdos of tomorrow
― jhøshea, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Well yeah people are capable of projecting onto anything or anybody. I'm not saying parents are better than pet-owners, I'm saying the two things don't equate. Most kids eventually grow up to the point where they can talk about their feelings toward their parents - albeit not to their parents, sometimes, hehehe.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
unconditional love is for parents.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.
i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- J0rdan S., Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:50 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
lol yes: kind of makes me want kids so i don't end up one of these people.
― banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I went to Walgreens last night to buy a Father's Day card, and they had sections for cards from sons, daughters, grandchildren, and pets.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 June 2008 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I like this forum already and this is only my first post. Ace.
-- linea, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)
I'm not witty enough for this, guys.
-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ Game recognise game
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.
-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know who that Plies guy is, but he looks like he's trying too hard...
-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Really, Plies isn't trying hard enough.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
haha otm
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
me and my Gz shoplift sweets from newsagents all the time. addicted 2 da game.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
In no particular order
1. Erykah Badu, New Amerykah part one (4th world war) 2. Gnarls Barkley - The odd Couple 3. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree 4. Al Green--Lay It Down 5. Vampire Weekend 6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago 7. Fleet Foxes – s/t 8. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular 9. Portishead – Third 10. Sigur Ros--Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust
-- canfan, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
no feist no cred
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
pokemon combat rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU
-- webinar, Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
^^czn
― gr8080, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Plies gives unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.
― spaghetti, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link
jess doesn't like new age, whadadick
― r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread needs more jay z vs nas keystyles
― r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost is harvell still on this forum?
― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah posting as 'deeznuts'
― max, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link
was gonna say roy division
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link
who the fuck are all these unfunny new people who post like 8 million times a day
― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
im looking at you captainlorax/oilyrags/rabiesangentlemen etc etc
― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not new!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link
captainlorax is mentally ill.
― wilter, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
who isn't?!
― jaxon, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
captainlorax is real?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link
hes posted wdyll pix
― deej, Friday, 1 August 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I miss that pizza now that I no longer live in Arkansas.
-- еdë §téè£,
Always paranoid it's someone I know.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
they have pizza in arkansas?
― carne asada, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d3fcSk9dlewE/610x.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel in the new Ms Misery.
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
(xpost) is that a burgerpipe?
― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
eww xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
rjberry
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
People who read a lot of literary fiction often like Sufjan or Jens in my experience.
- Treblekicker, Monday, October 13, 2008 8:35 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah true also they like to listen to "this american life"
― lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
and sip lattes!!!!!
― s1ocki, Monday, 13 October 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Treblekicker isn't new is he?
― Mooncalf (Raw Patrick), Monday, 13 October 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah probably not, i did a quick search and saw some posts from 2006, but eh
― some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
lolterary fiction
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link