stalking list, summer 2007

that's hot, rw

is there not a more masculine version of that title? xpost

baristo?

BARISTO

hahaha xpost

Well, the plus to that is it rules out the unconscious ones.

xpost to original eye contact RW post

xxpost waht to 7th heavane

xxxpost too fast so confused

xxxxpost BARISBRO

coffee guy

coffee cowboy

coffee jockey

BEAN BOY

FRIEND OF JUAN

Coffee jerk

barrister?

coffee jerk, surely dammit xpost

coffee chippendale

new strategy:

1. Do not hang out in bars all the time
2. Have set of friends who do go out all the time
3. Make sure they meet other, new people at bars
4. Somehow arrange to meet the non-bargoing friends of the bar people your group has met

then you have other people who can work outside of a bar framework, in theory. because relationships I've started with people who hang out at the bar 90% of the time have been... bad

i mean, dude has his shirt off enough

xpost oh c'mon!

http://rachel.nwbeanbros.com/images/nwbbdist.gif

my new strategy:

* stay home
* watch cartoons

people who can work outside of a bar framework = non-drinkers?

BEAN BRO

I mean clearly that is not going to work. xp

i dont think i could date a non-drinker at this point

xp

well i am sort of a jerk xp

^^^ that took like 2 minutes to post

strongo otm

TRY TO GUESS RE. WAHT

where's the goddamn mailwoman, i'm a terrible stalker

srsly i was gonna make myself have a crush on a non-drinker and then i decided that was a stupid idea, for many, many reasons

call the post office and ask. xpost

I can't date non-drinkers because I hate them.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost

i mean, dude has his shirt off enough

xpost oh c'mon!

-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

i dont think i know any non-drinkers

people drink outside of bars, that's what barbeques, homes with decks, and patios are for. or my living room

i have a deck!

i have dated a non-drinker once! that went...poorly

i tend to avoid crushing on non-smokers too bc in the end i will usually choose weed over them

So you're talking about frugal drinkers, more like.

xpostowhatever

i dated (for all intent and purpose) a non-drinker and it worked for a little bit. until she realized what she thought was quirky and charming behavior on my part may have been indicative of mild retardation or perhaps a traumatic brain injury. after that me getting a little tipsy wasn't so fun and me getting outright wasted at a friend's record release party was the final straw.

I was going to call max out for being vv harsh but then I thought about cigarettes and non-smokers and I knew what I had to do.

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

OTM

keeps costs down

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link

ugh.... NO.

my new strategy:

* stay home
* watch cartoons

-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^

so i'm looking for someone who ABUSES alcohol but not necessarily an alcoholic

Volume discounts.

to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated

this thread gives me hope for humanity (nb i've barely skimmed it)

Well, that explains it.