lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/stylus/17412.jpg
― tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah but it's this kind of wine right xp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ros%C3%A9
― dayo, Saturday, 8 January 2011 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, as mentioned in the 1977 Billy Joel hit, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".
― http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
haha I like djp's joke
― iatee, Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
special Korean day: doggy and doggy
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (4 hours ago)
― kid606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe she has alpha female status, and therefore has the option of claiming shotgun & demanding that "flow hands" girl move to the back (though, being a benevolent dictator, she allotted herself backseat status).
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:35 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well notice she ends up in the backseat both times the dilemma arises -- i'm pretty sure that means she likes it in the butt
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:38 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
that is a horrible, horrible joke but it is formed pretty immaculately
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ gets it
― some dude, Friday, 8 April 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
ya but djp u have more tolerance for hoary old 1-2 setups than most
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
nakhgettingit
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ban nakhchivan
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
hi deems
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
and crut
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link
was wonderin
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
money was on britisher tbh
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol for real??
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link
right down to tweed jacket with leather elbow patches
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link
up the 'ra
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link
kangaroo crut
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I see that vampyr is nominated. we got some dreyer up in this bitch!
― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's what she said...in late '20s france
― da croupier, Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:19 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
livin it up at the joketell California
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
that lyric gets stuck in my head far too often
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
I must've been in a really dark place to make that post
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
it seems like one of those thoughts that, if you were a nice person, you just wouldn't share with other people
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
solitary posts etc
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
I'm already working my own BDSM novel, "90 Grades of Shea" about a mysterious and domineering adjunct professor named Christopher Shea. How far will she go to remove that incomplete?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
i support the "suggest killfile" feature where you can choose two posters and eventually force them to killfile each other
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
can I get a dillfile I hate pickles
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
Bolt the door, Varg is loose!
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link
that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)
Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― weingarden by kawhineyscope (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
because the classic thing to say when you hear that ice cream is being served is 'yeah, i'd like to suck on that!'
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
Because that doesn't make any sense. You'd say, "Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!"
― Old Lunch, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's why its funny s1ock
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
horribly formed jokes are usually p cute tho
― flopson, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
because ice cream is usually referred to as 'ice'
― am0n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like it'd be impossible not to be able to tell contextually or from tone of voice whether to expect "Coco and Ice-T" or "cocoa and iced tea."
― boxall, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
Not to mention that cocoa and iced tea would be a really strange thing to serve together. I mean who would serve just cocoa and iced tea and surely if there were other beverages there then you'd just say "refreshments" or something. Curious.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpUSiBoBvoE
― Old Lunch, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GJa2FF1ZOfM/TuksvEu0KoI/AAAAAAAARRE/k-Q-ZxAMlz8/s400/COCO.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
what I don't understand is why Coco and Ice-T would be hanging out in the conference room at some sports mgmt co.
― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Can I borrow a stapler?
Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
― Mary Ty$ Band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
vanilagoon
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
vagoon
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
*puts down daily mail*
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
*eats a crisp*
co-worker: Meat Loaf in the conference room.
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>
― weingarden by kawhineyscope (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 9:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ey3yN.jpg
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
sickening attack on the british again, well done ilx
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link