least favorite thread titles

hmm

"Diana Ross. What's that all about then?"

"The Jizz & Poop 2010 Albums Poll (Metal Edition) Countdown To Extinction Begins.."

half the recent posts in this thread are like that ILM thread where someone got hysterically upset about the album title "he poos clouds," are people really that squeamish about any mention of body functions/poop/sex stuff?

I'm not squeamish, it's just a really unfunny pun.

whats it a pun on

oh u mean jizz & poop... nm...

the phrase 'pazz & jop' is very grating to me so im cool with jizzpoop

Yeah I was always jarred by pazz&jop (and it's inevitable follow up, "conint & plick")

er, COINT & plink

or plick.

FUCK!

I give up on life today.

will miss u.

haw!

I would like to talk about

Nicolas Jaar: I was a Teenage Villalobos

and the general trend of electronic threads haveing the absolute worst thread titles on the board, joining such classics as

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

and

Strictly 4 My Underground Homo Deep House Thugs: DJ Sprinkles - Midtown 120 Blues

yeah
shame too cuz the threads are decent

I think overstatement is the trend with the electro threads

hay

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

^^ i like this one

agreed on tim's

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor = understatement going on here, one of the better ilm threads/thread titles

jaar one is amusing, fitting

tim's is near custos

will take all over jizz goons awkward working in of word 'POLL' vague nonsearchable thread titles leading to dull nonsearchworthy threads ie 'have you heard of this?' or anything still using the word hipster or indie or williamsburg etc. will esp take it over thread title referencing an ilxor, thread started to get a specific ilxor's reaction to something in the pop culture/on the internet, etc just email dude if you're that fucking excited to get his/her take on a thing.

u had me @ will take all over jizz

Hosni Mubarak, What's on Your iPod?

honestly I have hated the "what's on your ipod" thread format almost from day one though.

i used to hate them just because i was never fast enough to come up with clever posts in them. now i just hate them.

they seem pointless tbh, but it's easy enough for me to just skip over 'em

oh sure, they seem pointless.. only until you read between the lines if you know what i mean ;)

Ween: The Pollusk (The Mollusk Poll)

1. poll thread. 2. with a pun. 3. that is then explained in parentheses.

that's the least favorite thread titles champion formula imo

hahaha

especially since poll threads already say that they are poll threads

this has to be some kind of all-time contender:

*genuinely* wriggling with delight.

best tribe called quest album, sucka niggas

yikes

# the rectal prolapse of norman lamont: terrible post-britpop/dadrock ephemera

the rectal prolapse of dom passantino: nahkchivan poll threads

xp - baffled by the britishisms, but i thought the "rectal prolapse" was funny

the landfills poll titles were sposed to be passantino hommages, obv

# the rectal prolapse of norman lamont: terrible post-britpop/dadrock ephemera

― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 24, 2011 2:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

UGH. THIS IS THE WORST.

can we plz have a 'hide thread' function plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

# Gayngs Chub Licker [Started by Duran (Doran) in May 2010, last updated 2 hours ago by DJP on I Love Music] 149 new answers

current holder of the "rub'n'tug" prize

i despise that gayngs thread title

yeah me 2

i'm embarrassed to even have the thread open

Yeah, wtf was he thinking with that title?

i assumed it was the name of the album

in the thread he explains it was riffing on another "chub licker" thread that was active at the time.

still no excuse.

(Chub Licker was a reference to the anticipatory Fall new album thread which was around when I first posted this.)

― Carl Jung Jeezy (Doran), Monday, November 22, 2010 11:15 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

the rectal prolapse of norman lamont: terrible post-britpop/dadrock ephemera

oh, ha, posted already

yeah v bad and v british

Photos taken of famous people together that you would never have expected to be together but make you happy all the same.

Sitting in the middle of a shopping precinct with your feet in a fishtank and have lots of little fish going nim nim nim at the flaky skin bits, Classic or Dud?

it's the "nim nim nim" that does it

hahaha, I love that!