BEAN BOY
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
FRIEND OF JUAN
Coffee jerk
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
barrister?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
coffee jerk, surely dammit xpost
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
coffee chippendale
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
new strategy:
1. Do not hang out in bars all the time 2. Have set of friends who do go out all the time 3. Make sure they meet other, new people at bars 4. Somehow arrange to meet the non-bargoing friends of the bar people your group has met
then you have other people who can work outside of a bar framework, in theory. because relationships I've started with people who hang out at the bar 90% of the time have been... bad
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
i mean, dude has his shirt off enough
xpost oh c'mon!
http://rachel.nwbeanbros.com/images/nwbbdist.gif
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link
my new strategy:
* stay home * watch cartoons
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link
people who can work outside of a bar framework = non-drinkers?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link
BEAN BRO
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link
I mean clearly that is not going to work. xp
i dont think i could date a non-drinker at this point
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
xp
well i am sort of a jerk xp
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
^^^ that took like 2 minutes to post
strongo otm
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
TRY TO GUESS RE. WAHT
where's the goddamn mailwoman, i'm a terrible stalker
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link
srsly i was gonna make myself have a crush on a non-drinker and then i decided that was a stupid idea, for many, many reasons
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link
call the post office and ask. xpost
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link
I can't date non-drinkers because I hate them.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
i mean, dude has his shirt off enoughxpost oh c'mon!-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
u_u
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
i dont think i know any non-drinkers
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
people drink outside of bars, that's what barbeques, homes with decks, and patios are for. or my living room
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
i have a deck!
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
i have dated a non-drinker once! that went...poorly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
i tend to avoid crushing on non-smokers too bc in the end i will usually choose weed over them
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
So you're talking about frugal drinkers, more like.
xpostowhatever
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link
i dated (for all intent and purpose) a non-drinker and it worked for a little bit. until she realized what she thought was quirky and charming behavior on my part may have been indicative of mild retardation or perhaps a traumatic brain injury. after that me getting a little tipsy wasn't so fun and me getting outright wasted at a friend's record release party was the final straw.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link
I was going to call max out for being vv harsh but then I thought about cigarettes and non-smokers and I knew what I had to do.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link
OTM
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link
keeps costs down
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link
ugh.... NO.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link
-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^
― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link
so i'm looking for someone who ABUSES alcohol but not necessarily an alcoholic
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Volume discounts.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link
to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
this thread gives me hope for humanity (nb i've barely skimmed it)
― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, that explains it.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
only if the increase in your consumption is linear and now by a power
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link
well yeah good point.
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link
^^^ this
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link
I can't stay in and watch cartoons, I'm too busy alienating people with my overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways while still managing (somehow!) never to have a date. It's a lot to juggle.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link
overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways
every girl i've ever dated
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link
overly combative responses my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link
weed = linear drug consumption ...
:/
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link
There are more linear drugs.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link