getting over kasell's absence will be hard but i've been prepared by edwards and stamberg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link
wrong thread lol
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
57. You taught me that, no matter what I thought, it was probably wrong. The world is fundamentally deceptive. The better something looks, the more rotten it probably is down deep. Some people were fooled but not you. You could always see the underlying truth, and the truth was ugly. Roosevelt was a drunk and that was that. New Deal? What New Deal? A sham, from beginning to end. There was no Depression, a person could get work if they really tried. There was more to everything than anyone knew. This teaching has led me, against my better judgment, to suspect people of trying to put one over. At the checkout counter, I lean forward to catch the girl if she tries to finesse an extra ten cents on the peaches. That's how Higgledy-Piggledy makes a profit. That's why cashiers ring up the goods so fast, to confuse us.
― J0hn D., Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Knew I'd heard that before somewhere.
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 December 2008 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Also if you'll forgive me I think the correct way to evoke his voice is to suggest that there's always someone motorboating his nuts.
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 December 2008 08:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/130/checkob9.jpg
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
theres a guy around town that looks exactly like garrison keillor.
― artdamages, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.commongoodbooks.com/NASApp/store/Search?s=results&initiate=yes&ks=q&qsselect=KQ&title=&author=&qstext=9780143115274
It was beautiful, the candles, the linen and silver,The sun shining down on our northern street,Me with my hand on your leg. You, my lover,In your jeans and green T-shirt and beautiful bare feet.
How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed.We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/09/garrison.keillor.stroke/art.keillor.gi.jpg
mmm yes hello i suffered a minor stroke how sumptuous and delightful ah mmm yes
― am0n, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1019/dsc095202.jpg
― (ㅅ) (am0n), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pictures-of-Garrison-Keillor-Looking-at-an-Erect-Male-Member/146289608725651
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
cannot listen to garrison keillor say anything anymore without thinking of this post
― max, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/tv/132931758.html
'Prairie Home' sound effects master Tom Keith dies
― goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
*ker-thunk!*
― pplains, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
― ENBB, Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:38 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
My dad listens to this ALL THE TIME and a couple months ago I he had it on in the car which, of course, made me think about this thread/that fb group. I literally LOLd started telling him about the facebook group when I was like wait what am I doing? I can't tell my dad about this. Then I was all, oh nm.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
ah damn that sucks. i saw prairie home companion live once and i'm a total geek for foley effect stuff, cool to see how he did everything
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
"You and Pictures of Garrison Keillor Looking at an Erect Male Member"
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006
one of my top ten favorite ilx posts, i think.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
It's so fucking true. I can't hear the guy without thinking about that post.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
Man, RIP Tom Keith.
― elan, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg
― del griffith, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Mmm yes hello
hate that cunt
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
errm yes *labored breath* hello
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12691
― shaane, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCXqrBmdaE
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/138/Picture_2.png
― My Heart, My soul, My World, Mahbod, My everything (lpz), Friday, 14 December 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqieCdlhX9A#t=42
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo2p6JHVx1qzoxbvo1_500.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― marcos, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
xp probably my favorite moment in the whole wire
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/Toki_Garrison.jpg
― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i4.bebo.com/047/21/mediuml/2008/12/04/19/2532111077a9562383733ml.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
timely
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link