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DAN SELZER ALWAYS BLOWING UP SPOTS

i think that was a PappaWheelie post or something (proper credit here)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

my god do british people actually walk up to bartenders and order a 'jack daniels and coca-cola'?

AND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN TIP THEM???

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 26, 2007 8:47 AM (1 hour ago)

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53404#unread

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I dare someone to email him about the wikipedia page

xpost OMG

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/astondb4gtz/roflbrothel.gif

― hstencil, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ "Hmmmm"

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, the comments on that tiesto youtube thing.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

only four rofls for all those lmaos?

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

atulier (15 hours ago) marked as spam
i dont think tiesto really said that...he is the world # 1 dj and i doubt that he said..hes dog licks his anus...i know thats not him
(Reply) (Spam)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that OcToBeR guy is the one that got me. Like who the fuck cares about yer teisto essay, split over 5 youtube commnts b/c you've got so much to share about the guy, WTF.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

darque dungeon jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://oink.me.uk/pic/smilies/yoji.gif

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Weren't the original ghettos...in Europe?

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My people is from ghettos.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost???

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

jw posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:14:39 pm
get an invite here [www.ilxor.com].

yvolution posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:16:31 pm
thx!

brindle posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:18:18 pm
nicky, can i get an invite? that link has too many essay questions.

scout posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:07 pm
nope!

that link is annoying as hell. enjoy!

brindle posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:29 pm
damn you.

bowlon posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:43 pm
i got two... first two people to pm me your email address gets 'em.

ready... go.

scrane posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:44 pm
i've been given two invites to this damn thing and let both expire. I'm terrible at this. that being said, anyone feeling like taking a risk on me?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

This show is reallyfunny

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46730&in_page_id=34

Maiko Kawakami, who starred in the Japanese thriller Violent Cop, showed photographs of her pet on a television talk show only to be told it wasn't a dog - but was in fact a lamb.

― félix pié, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL@captions

Is it a lamb? Is it a poodle? Can you spot the difference?

A lamb

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

a hint your dog might not be a dog: IT HAS HOOVES

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

from oink thread:

haha i love when sarcasm meets sarcasm and no one understands

-- skeet happening, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 10:10 PM (Yesterday)

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck! awesome dr. yakub...i forgot about him!

i really miss the five percent nation of islam.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 2:38 PM (3 minutes ago)

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

a dog farting on another dog is better than anything by the raconteurs.

-- funny farm, Thursday, April 26, 2007 1:54 PM (29 seconds ago)

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I Am The Cosmos wins this in a landslide.

-- kornrulez6969, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:28 (29 minutes ago)

― strgn, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that tiesto video is priceless.

― the table is the table, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6977/wryyyyyynguin1fr.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (59 seconds ago)

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ priceless

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

radical haircuts are a great way to say either 'i mean business' or 'i am having a nervous breakdown'

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:11 PM (Yesterday)
FACT: up until very recently, i only ever shaved my head when i was "going through some shit"

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:18 PM (Yesterday)
now i just mean business

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:18 PM (Yesterday)
i.e. you're going bald anyway, amirite.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:27 PM (59 minutes ago)
u rite

-- am0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:28 PM (58 minutes ago)
well yeah

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:28 PM (57 minutes ago)
jw ysi'd me his hairline

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:29 PM (57 minutes ago)

― stevie, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: i before e, except after handjobs.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

stevie otm

― HI DERE, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Just....wow

― remy bean, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

From a Jersey City board:

sky

kineret kosher market

Joined:
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Posts: 1

i just find out that kineret kosher open new dali for sandwichs i tried the israeli tost its was very good they also have few kind of turky sandwiches ,go and try.

Posted on: Today 21:57

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/prince-makes-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton.html

― latebloomer, Friday, 27 April 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

thats like t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧'s long lost Jewish cousin

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

tim AT kfc dot EDU i meant
thanks fuckers

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim @ KFC's Israeli deli-owning cousin, most likely

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tasty dali sandwich

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/dali-759417.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Massive cheating takes place in SSC Part-II exams

By Mashiur Rahaman

KARACHI: Wide-scale cheating and mismanagement were reported from all over the city on the second day of the Secondary School Certificate (SSC) Examination Wednesday.

“You can buy a completely solved paper for Rs 500 even at the examination center,” said Mahwish Mirza, a candidate of Town Committee Govt girls School, 5.G., New Karachi, who alleged that all illegal means were available at the examination center with the help of the law enforcement authority and even the teachers. “Unbelievably, the teachers themselves are involved in supplying the papers in collaboration with the police around the center.”

Many students used their cell phones at a government school in Surjani Town during the examination, claimed student Ali Murtaza, adding that students with influential backing were free to do anything they liked and the teachers appeared to be scared of them.

Another candidate, Rais Alvi from Gulshan-e-Iqbal, complained that many students were freely cheating off each other during the exam. “The teaching staff actually announced the arrival of the vigilance team at the center, so that the students could hide their stuff,” he said.

A source at the Hashmaat School in Railway Society Project 5.A. Abul Hassan Isphani Road, said that the school’s management had good relations with the vigilance team and some school officials freely provided the paper to different students before the start of the paper. Also, they alleged that someone present outside the school solved the questions if needed.

Board of Secondary Education Controller of Examinations Salim Khan could not be contacted at his office. The complaint center was only reportedly receiving calls from candidates asking about their admit cards. The office didn’t even register a complaint this reporter tried to tell them about regarding mismanagement at several examination centers. Vigilance Team Deputy Controller Bizatullah declined to answer questions.

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:07 PM (2 days ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

v. Daniel pinkwater

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

First time seeing this genius in action, and all I can say is WOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQgnv_q8viM

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

desahxdirka (5 days ago) marked as spam

shut the fuck up
dane cook is the shit & that's that
if you wanna mouth him go to a damn message board or somethin shit don't post the shit on his videos
fuckin bitches

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

^^notorious ilx racist jay blanchard

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

notorious shirtless fattey jay blanchard

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, as a shirted fattey, I'm kinda offended.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

TAKE IT ALL OFF DAVID RRRRRRAWR

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/9679/toast6kt.gif

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/elizabethkucinich

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw this magazine cover and it reminded me of that nerf goo gun

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/474827139_98bed4be4d.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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